Thursday, October 11, 2012

How Sick is it To Sneak Into An Amway Function?

I’m sure everyone wants to know what kind of sick demented bastards would want to sneak into an Amway brainwashing conference!
Ha ha!
My contact who is friends with the son of a friend of mine wasn’t available on Friday night so Joecool and I had to settle for the Saturday shift.
I won’t say what my new best buddy job is but he can pretty much go anywhere in the Bren Events Center and no one will question him so we tag along behind the scenes. At one point he takes a phone call and steps away from us. We’re backstage but not behind the stage and not near any of those bastards who are going up on the stage to brainwash the masses. I can hear the crowd screeching or maybe they were chanting during the brainwashing sessions. Hard to tell at these Amway events. This Amway bastard in a suit practically jumps out of the shadows on top of us. He’s glaring at us. Or maybe he was sneering. Kind of hard to tell with these ambots.
“Who are you?” The Amway asshole demands.
“What’s it to you.” I said.
Can’t argue with that kind of logic so the bastard backs off and I don’t see him again. Probably some sack of shit Platinum who’s been assigned to patrol the hallways for renegade ambots who want to rush the Diamonds and assure them of their undying love and devotion.
Uh no fear of that from me!
A little later I see a clipboard lying on a table in an empty room. I pick it up and carry it around trying to look official but mostly I hang onto it cause its got some interesting bullshit on it that I can probably use at some later date. Our contact is still with us when we walk down a hall. Keep in mind that this area is not accessible to the ambots. You gotta be a Diamond or involved in some kind of indentured servitude to one or employed by Bren. Gotta keep them riff raff lowly ambots out of this area.
Then my friend stops us outside a closed door. There’s yelling going on. Men. But we can’t hear what they’re saying. Just angry words coming through every now and then. He actually puts his ear to the door and is practically killing himself laughing. He says sounds like 3 of them in there fighting about money. Joecool says its probably the ticket sales to the function. What else do Diamonds fight about? Then this woman comes flying around the corner. She’s in this gown and would probably be overdressed if she showed up at an Oscar party. Like where do you think you are? I thought about it too late but afterwards I thought I should have told her there was a dog show here last week and she just stepped in some dog shit. Have no idea if there were any dogs here last week or not but there sure was one standing in front of me! She puts her hands on her hips and stares at us and in an icy tone goes excuse me I’m going in there. She’s bitchy all right but for whatever reason she doesn’t seem to give a shit that we’re trying to hear what’s going on in that room. My contact says he’s going in there too because it sounds like a fight and he wants to make sure that no one is in danger. The bitch tells him to mind his own business. He goes in anyway and Joecool and I are left standing there. We back off a bit. Can’t hear anything going on in there anyway now that an outsider is in there. One of those lowly people with a dreaded J.O.B. Like maybe its contagious. He comes out after two or three minutes, shuts the door, and shakes his head and mutters something about these being the biggest morons he’s ever had to deal with.
That was about as exciting as it got. Have more stuff but its Amway shit and not too exciting and not really my thing to blog about. That was the only day we got in and we didn't stay too long. Its too life draining spending time anywhere that ambots are. We were planning to go on Sunday but something came up and that was the end of it.

36 comments:

  1. Thanks for sharing that. Reminds me of stories of bank robbers who end up fighting/killing one another through their greed trying to split up their ill-gotten gains.

    I'm sure the bitch in the fancy dress was the Stepford wife of one of the diamonds fighting over the split and had to go in to make sure her own snake-oil hubby got the biggest share so she could buy that diamond necklace she's had her eyes on.

    ~Dave

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  2. Anna, I have been following your blog for weeks now. I used to read your blog from Pittsburgh, PA. Now I am on vacation and sometimes read your blog still. It is amazing what you are saying here. I am a physician who came from a poor family, I made my self all the way from scratch. Now I make great income and was approached by one of those "AMBOTS" who works in the hospital. I then started searching for 'The truth behind this dream opportunity" as through my life I worked different jobs and know for sure how to recognize a scam. I went to the coffee shop "hahahah" as usual and gave the ambot and his superior ambot a couple of heart attacks. The upline asked me do I want to make 150k a year and I responded I already do. His facial expression was very entertaining to me then he asked would not you want to make 250k and again I said I already do. Both of them looked like have Tachycardia at that time and I was preparing my self to choose which one to give CPR first. Then he started showing me the famous DVD of some one in a mansion and told me this guy produced 2 movies "This guy looked of Indian descent but I do not recall his name" and I responded I can buy a mansion and not interested in producing a movie. At that point I decided to ended the comedy and excused my self. Guess what, the junior ambot still wants to convince me of this dream opportunity. Not in this life pal.

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    1. Thanks for reading!

      Why do ambots always want you to meet a sharp businessman in a coffee shop? How come never a peeler bar?

      Signing up a dr is a big Ambot badge of honor. Talk about bragging rights and showing up the other ambots!

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    2. To the physcien. Come on now. You are making the bucks. So why not let someone less well off have a try. I read annas blog often and i was platinium many years ago. What anna and others say is correct but not ver relevant. This is not a business. Its just about talking in front of people like politians do. Keep doing and you will make it. Thats what the leaders did. Dont over analyse if the products are good or expensive. Nobody sells them anyway. Dont worry about recruiting , people are rolling in every day. I saw a Dorman video saying his group was recruiting 30000 people a month. You only need 3000 to be a diamond Of course dont spend money on tools or functions. Thats all useless. Just talk and talk.

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    3. Anna, it is more than just Badge of honor. The junior ambot told me I would be able to sell Nutrilite more than any one else because people would trust my opinion as a Dr. There is no limit how low these people would go to manipulate innocent people to but into their trash.

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    4. As i said in my post above , if that junior ambot is concerned about selling products he wont go far in this business. Its about talking , nothing else matters.

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    5. Doc,
      you are hilarious! But that's how you handle ambots - from a position of an African buffalo strength. I would have given anything to make a movie of their faces for youtube purpose.

      ExAmbot

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    6. This is the most rediculous blog I've ever read. People that have a dream and want their freedom and want to become a better person are apart of the wonderful Amway opportunity. You help people make money and that's the only way you make money. Not only that, but learn to have greater marriages and treat people right, have a positive attitude, budget your money so your not getting into debt. The absolute must amazing leaders that have integrity. Say what you want, but you should be great about yourself that someone saw something in you that made then think you could do it. Leave people alone that want to make a better life for themselves. The business works with mentorship and it's absolutely changed my life for the better. Check out WWDB. Think about working a job for your entire life. Compared to having freedom to do what you want, spending time with the people you love. 40-50 hrs a week for 40-50 yrs of your life at a job? A divorce from your family. It's obviously your choice, but some people believe that they deserve a better life than that. You all were built for greatness. God bless!

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    7. Anonymous - if this blog is as rediculous (sic) as you say then why are you reading it and leaving a comment. Those actions increase this blog's ranking in search engines.

      Have you even read Amway's literature? The small print where the corporate headquarters says less than 1% of IBO's will make money? That's over 99% failure rate. And you think something with over 99% failure rate is a wonderful opportunity? Man are you ever fucked in the head! Go to your banker and ask for a business loan and show the Amway literature with that less than 1% chance of making money and how likely will it be that your bank gives you a loan? I'd say the same odds as Amway gives that you'll make money at their "business". LOL!!!! Nobody in Amway helps people make money. Its all about making money off the people lower than them in the pyramid. Does your boss at work make you pay him to work there? Does your boss at work make you pay him to listen to him talk? Amway scammers sure do! That's how they make money off you. Amway leaders have integrity? If your idea of integrity is a bunch of lying scamming cocksucking bastards then your idea of integrity and the rest of the world's interpretation of integrity is miles apart. WWDB aka World Wide Destructive Bastards is all about destroying relationships not making marriages greater. Marriages that go through the emotional and financial distress that Amway brings them is difficult to heal and recover from. The Internet is full of stories from real people who got scammed by Amway and how it destroyed their marriages and families. WWDB is about the worst cult sect out there. But you believe whatever the motherfucker's in your Amway upline have brainwashed you to believe. The rest of the world will stick with facts and true stories from Amway's many victims.

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  3. Awesome post - love reading your blog. You're hilarious! I would have loved to have been there with you guys.

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  4. David and Debbie Shores have divorced. David was at the function but not Debbie and they only announced David alone to walk down the new "Diamond Red Carpet".

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    1. Can this be confirmed? It would make an interesting article to read.

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    2. Is this the guy who bought the 1.4 m house. You cant pay for that on a diamond income.

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  5. Did you see this? http://abcnews.go.com/Business/rich-dad-poor-dad-author-files-bankruptcy/story?id=17463158#.UHwz68XAeYI

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  6. It's been a while since I've posted here. This blog just keeps getting better and better. I'm not surprised not much has changed at the WWDB functions, same old bullshit and same recycled Diamonds. It's been almost 20 years since I escaped the Amway cult and it seems the same Ken and Barbie windbags are still profiting off the backs of brain washed Ambots, The Shores lost their house to the bank a few years back http://www.amquix.info/wwdb_shores.html yet David is still on stage probably because they only have so many Diamond retreads to put on stage. With all the information available I can't believe people still fall for this this scam.

    ***Former WWDB Lemming***

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    1. Hi. Former WWDB Lemming! Glad you're enjoying the blog.

      There will always be new prospects who have never heard of Amway. Part of the recruiting process is to love bomb prospects at meetings and get them all hyped up and happy to find new friends and a low cost start up business opportunity. They sign up and do their research later.

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  7. Seems to me the business is still thriving and growing strongly. Iv read a lot of negative on this and other blogs. But it seems the leaders have figured out how to keep the ball rolling

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    1. They're not the only cult out there that managed to keep thriving after a lot of years! Cult leaders have figured out how to keep recruiting as fast as the cult followers quit.

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  8. David and Debboe Shores are still shown on Profiles of Success on WWDB page. Where did you hear they were divorced?

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    1. Just came from Portland FED and David Shores spoke...he confimed he and Debbie are now divorced...Sad

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    2. really?! that IS so sad. =(

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  9. SINCE IT DIDN'T WORK YOU FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A QUITER AND WOULD RATHER SPEND YOUR LIFE BEING NEGATIVE ABOUT A COMPANY THAT MAKES BILLIONS? LOSER

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    1. Anonymous from Bethesda, Maryland - Amway doesnt work for 99% of IBOs so I am average, normal and this blog is all about the abuse IBOs take from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline. If Amway gets dragged into it because of their do nothing attitude then that's their problem. Do your Navy bosses know you're using their computers to fuck around on the Internet looking for the comedian at Amway functions? You don't see me going around to Navy blogs and leaving insulting messages do you? How would your commanding officer like to know what you're up to?

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  10. Wow... you people are scum! Get a fucking life.

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  11. BTW, you're a scummy little witch that has to preview your comments before posting. Sounds a little sleazy to me. Get a life! Post your real name and information where we can have a conversation and don't hide behind a blog of you believe so much in what you say.

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    1. Says the person who posts anonymously...

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  12. I get that this is your blog so you can clearly say whatever you like. But why so much animosity? Its one thing to not like a company its a complete other thing to make it your lifes work to be negative, judgmental, and flat out rude when it comes to other peoples lives. Its also rather evil to find so much joy in peoples suffering. You clearly have no idea about real business facts or anything about Amway. Im not even trying to defend them but people make lots of money in amway they do so by helping other people make money not take money from anyone. You can get all your money back so thats not a scam. Amway has done 11 billion in sales please explain to me how that could possibly be a negative in our economy? they have paid out 405 billion dollars in bonuses HOW IS THAT A BAD THING? thats amazing! If you knew anything about brain washing you would know it cant be done in 4 weekends a year. All the books they say to read or not written by amway people and the cds are a hour long talking about people stories. So no thats not brainwashing. Im sorry your angry, I'm sorry you have nothing better in your life then to spew negative things on the internet. I hope you find happiness and dream for more then just a negative blog about company you dont like. The world is beautiful and has so much more to offer.

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    1. Hi Kirsta. Thanks for stopping by.

      Once you get out of Amway and away from those brainwashing bastards and understand how they were trying to destroy your life then maybe you'll understand the animosity.the things you say like negative , judgemental, blah blah blah are exactly the behavior we had to put up with from the assholes in our upline. So this blog is all about giving those assholes the same treatment right back at them. Ambots get so defensive when that happens getting the tables turned on them.

      No you can't get your money back or so many people wouldn't be all over the Internet alerting everyone about the thousands of dollars they lost to Amway. SCAM!!!!!

      So where'd you get those numbers from? Amway keeps them a closely guarded secret. You either made them up or some lying Amway asshole told them to you and you're blindly repeating them. Just think about this for a minute. Amway sales are about $10billion a year. You can argue 11 or 12 but I want to work in round numbers here. Easier on my math. Amway's been around for around 50 years. Back in the 60s and 70s they had less products in their inventory and lower prices back then. There is no way back then they were making $10billion/year but for the sake of argument and because I like to work in round numbers and lets be overly generous and say they were in that ballpark. And that's really generous because as the years have passed they've added more overpriced products to their line and increased their sales over the years. What you're trying to suggest is that Amway has paid out around the same amount of bonuses as they've made in sales over their lifetime? Keeping in mind I was being overly generous cause there's no way Amway was making $10 billion a year in the 60s and 70s and probably not the 80s either.

      How is it possible? What kind of business model is that where a company pays out more money than they bring in?

      Amway is all about confusing the ambots and throwing out all kinds of numbers. You need to ask some serious questions to the liar who told you 405billion in bonuses paid out.

      And now you know why around here we can't stand lying scheming Amway assholes who are out to destroy other people.

      Instead of going around quoting Amspeak and duplicating liars try to figure out why you are so quick to believe something that is pretty much a mathematical impossibility.

      Surely you can find something that will bring you happiness where you don't have to spend so much time and energy running around the Internet to lie, deny, distract, and defend.

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    2. Kirista, its simple. Some people benefit this world, and some are the scum of the earth. This guy probably had one experience where he saw somebody help people and make ALOT of money then he quickly realized he doesn't have ambition to even blow the fuzz off a peanut. Hes just a negative poor soul who wont accept Christ. Some go to heaven and some don't. The most we can do for this lowlife is pray for him. God loves everybody, its just too bad this guy decided to follow Satan. It makes me sad. But my $80,000 Bonus check for 2013 will help me et over it pretty quick I'm sure. Im just a visitor passing through. No use wasting yoru time writing a blog on me. I wont be back here. But I WILL pray for you "Blogger" God Bless

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    3. Its funny how you have to send your comments through an "approval" because your too afraid the truth will get out and your "followers" might rea;lize that this is the most amazing business in the world and stop following you. Then you would be alone.. With nothing but your ego

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    4. LOL Bob well played. I'm assuming your posts are sarcasm, but if you're not you will definitely be judged by God. It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man enter the kingdom of God.

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    5. Oh keep your shirt on Bob. Obviously the banana who moderates the comments lets yours go by.

      We needed more proof that amway is a twisted religious cult?

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    6. First of all, please don't sully the name of our beloved Bob Hope. He truly was phenomenal.

      Now, as for the bob hope above, weally? We can spot a newbie a mile away. They awe in wove with amway. amway is gweat! awesome! weally gweat!

      Oh, Anna, don't ever stop writing. This blog is my daily joy.

      CASSETTE TAPE

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  13. "Bob" is either a very angry, desperate ambot, or just a complete fake. How did he manage to cram so much classic amspeak into a few lines? As a church-attending non-denominational Christian, I would just like to say that he is not the norm. I know the vocal weirdos are hard to ignore, but please don't judge all church-goers by people like Bob. I think of the 200 or so happy, loving, sincere people I gather with on Sunday mornings, and I don't believe any one of them would make nasty statements like that. And they're not selling soap, either - most are too busy working, worshipping, feeding & clothing the needy, doing maintenance at the women's shelter, building Habitat for Humanity houses, and living full lives to fool with pyramid schemes. So horrifying that ambots have been brainwashed to equate Christianity and Amway; what an absurd, twisted view.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.