I’ve never seen people get so freaked out paranoid about anything they consider negative as I did when I was in the Amway cult.
The screaming and shrieking and carrying on about anything the cult leader decides is negative. You’d think with all that schizoid paranoid behavior the bastard had just seen a snake or a spider the way they’re freaking out.
Amway ambots live in another dimension run by the beliefs of their cult leaders. Anyone with differing opinions or any products that don’t have the Amway logo slapped on them are labeled negative by these crazy bastards.
We’d have to sit in on Amway brainwashing meetings where the Amway cult leader would bitch away for an hour or more about all the businesses closing down and any other doom and gloom cause they’re full of this bullshit. Isn’t that saying negative you fucked up schizoid paranoid Amway asshole! Of course all the negative shit that Amway cult leaders say ends up with the only solution to avoid this negative happening to you too is to own your own Amway business.
Sign up with Amway and avoid all things negative!
No! You got that backwards! Sign up with Amway and be doomed to all things negative and abuse and bullshit until you have enough and say to Amway fuck you I'm outta here!!!!
Amway ambots live in some fucked up make believe world where nothing negative ever happens. Instead they make gazillions of dollars in Amway and have happy lives in the land of sunshine and lollipops.
And god help you if you dare to say anything that some asshole in your Amway upline thinks to be negative. They will shit bricks. They’ll scream and carry on and stamp their feet in a full fledged Amway ambot tantrum. They’ll freak out and chastise you for saying negative. All this just because you told the truth about what XS tastes like. Or that you just noticed the Amway literature that states only .0000245% of IBO’s make money in Amway. Or that you read something on the Internet about Amway and have questions about it.
And then watch the screech fest begin. What the fuck are you doing looking on the Internet thats bathroom wall graffiti.
Yup Amway ambots are schizoid paranoid about all things they think negative.
The problem with fucked up Amway ambots is they can’t tell the difference between negative and the truth. And then they look like a bunch of fucking assholes when the paranoid schizoid freak out screeching comes out. That’s what happens when you’re part of the Amway cult you’re brainwashed that your opinion must be the same as the cult leaders opinion and you no longer have the ability to figure out what the truth is. According to Amway assholes the truth must be buried because it is negative.
Now’s a good time to send another big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in my Amway upline for trying to force their screwed up negative beliefs on others.
Yeah!! While you're fuck-you-ing them... send in another one for me!!
ReplyDeleteI wrote you a line on your Happy New Year post but it never got printed. There was nothing stupid on it that would have gotten it banned so I assume it got lost somehow. What I said was-- I've been reading your blog for a while but only recently discovered how far back it goes. So I decided to start from the start-- very exciting. I'm now at the end of January 2011. My wife insists I'm getting delayed therapy from your blog... she's probably right. Picture this-- it's 3am and I get outa bed cause i wanna drink water or something... I go back to bed... can't really sleep so I pop on my iphone and start reading your blog. I shortly explode into an all out belly laugh and horrify my wife who's right beside me and my kids who are quite a ways away across the upstairs. The first few times I got yelled at... now she just goes-- let me guess-- Anna Banana?? She's a fan too... Poor girl really suffered when I was playing the Ambot.
Dick - don't know what happened to your post. Ended up in cyber hell I suppose. Sometimes that happens to my posts too. And get some sleep. Eventually I get around to resurrecting the older posts. It's the comments that are usually pretty funny and those can't be duplicated. Get it duplicate. Like you do in Amway? Or not? Glad you and your wife are enjoying the blog.
DeleteBTW--I dunno WHERE I thought up Dick Tremblay... Imagine going through life being called a DICK!! (no disrespect to any Richards out there-- I think Richard is a cool name) Anyhow, I changed the name to Ambot Dick... at least THAT sounds so ridiculous, it couldn't be real. Keep up the good work!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha. And one could say that everyone in Amway is a dick. Of course I say much worse! Good name!
DeleteAmbot Dick, good one. Especially the way those people try to fuck everyone over.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they live in a world with no negativity. They all need to wake up and smell the coffee. I hated that shit. "No negativity at all, always be positive no matter what and never eliminate any person as an option regarding phone interviews". There is negativity in this world, there is no denying that. With these assholes you break your foot and you have to be positive. "I broke my foot but golly gee thankfully I didn't mess up my knee" or "I had bad accident with my car, but at least I didn't blow the engine".
Simply ludicrous these people are. They are too full of themselves it's amazing. One time they had someone go in front and bring out the overhead and computer. They showed us that many things can be considered scams. She searched Amway Scam and got a lot of results, but of course she didn't read them, she just read the webpage number she saw. She then started saying, place Google in there instead of Amway and you get this amount of results. Once again she just read the number, and didn't open a single link. She went on and on putting in Yahoo, McDonalds, and so on. That was pretty useless, which didn't surprise me either.
Another situation one time was when someone I called spoke to my upline and didn't want to get off easily before telling him things about MLM, more than likely. The upline was very uncomfortable, even talking under his breath for the guy to shut up. he constantly tried to initiate the BS "we can discuss this at Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts" crap.
Lastly that bs about being around fellow ambitious people. But what is ambitious to them? People that fall for this crock of shit scam, that's what they mean. So the hell with all your family, loved ones, and friends. That's because they are not ambitious. NO, it really is the hell with scamway. Nothing but a big pile of shit.
Sprigsleg - you nailed it. And I remember the part about being around fellow ambitious people. Sure all the bastards we met in Amway were ambitious to become filthy rich Diamonds but they weren't getting any closer spending all their time at Scamway cult meetings. They should have generated some of their ambition into a legitimate business with a better chance of success than a fraction of 1%.
DeleteMy boyfriend joined amway over the summer and has increasingly become defensive about it when I mention that it's weird and how I refuse to join. This is the only thing we fight about and I avoid talking about it at all costs! He's now starting to find negative things that come out of my mouth. One time I yelled at him about it and he apologized and said I wasn't negative. But he'll ask me to join. This last time we fought he told me that if I said no this time, he'll leave me alone about joining. He hasn't mentioned it since but I'm scared that this will come up again. He promised he'd never leave me for this and because of this and tht I'm being too paranoid. I don't show any support for this. He's actually in the process of applying for real corporate jobs and I'm praying that this is my only hope in him waking up and realizing its a scam. When people ask him "what do you do for a living?" He mentions NOTHiNG about it and says he's looking for a job, and if someone asks him about why he's been out of town for a "conference" he says "it's for a little side thing I'm doing." ... Those are SOME good signs but I'm having anxiety attacks when he goes to their weekly brainwash sessions and when he's at a conference. I'm walking on thin ice. If I don't show support for amway maybe he can start noticing what I see in it... Or he can think I'm not supporting him. Help :-(
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I've been in your shoes. Likewise many of our readers. So many people have the same story and it helps when we know we're not the only ones going through the Amway hell.
DeleteYes ambots get very defensive. They will attack anyone with differing opinions or those who don't want anything to do with Amway. They will lie about how much money they're making. They will change the subject and deny deny deny. People who run legitimate businesses don't have to put that much energy into defending, denying, and lying. Something wrong with that picture?
Its very difficult when we see our partners turn from nice, loving, generous people into ugly sneering lying shithead Amway bastards. Who wants anything to do with someone who is always on the look out for all things negative. That's an ambot mission to point out all the negative in the world because they're the most negative bastards around.
Hopefully he will get a real job soon. He has probably already paid for the next Amway brainwashing function called Spring Leadership that happens in April. Usually ambots who have signed up for another year go to Dream Night in January and when there business is still going nowhere after a couple of months start to lose interest. But they've paid for the Spring Leadership ticket so what the hell they go and hang around another couple of months. If he is already showing signs of losing interest such as attending less Amway brainwashing meetings and not buying so much Amway shit and spending less time with the cult leaders then he is probably on the verge of quitting. 95% of IBO's quit within 2 years, the majority in the first year.
Have you downloaded a free copy of Merchants of Deception yet? http://www.transgallaxys.com/~emerald/
Good luck to you!
Yes I agree with you. That happened to me and my boyfriend. I was telling him that he's only listening to amways views and not listening to others stories on what is the reality of that company. Saying that you dont need a college degree to have a business. He says that its not a pyramid scheme and that real businesses such as mcdonalds is a pyramid scheme. People will be dead or broke at 70. I even told him that if they are retired why are they still talking on stage and having meetings the excuse i get is because their enjoying it. He says that its his company and I tell him that if its his own why is amway there on the link.
DeleteAnonymous - they always use the excuse for the Diamonds old and decrepit ones that the only reason they're still talking on stage is because they enjoy it and want to help others or something similar. The real truth is this is the tool scam. They make most of their money speaking at Amway functions not on commissions from selling Amway products and their piece of commission from everyone in their downline. They make thousands of dollars by speaking. Amway the cult of greed.
DeleteThe first time I heard an upline in an open meeting say that we shouldn't watch TV with our free time or that we should not be around family or friends if they do not support Amway, that's when my eyes began to open up to what this "business" was really all really about. Needless to say that my time with them didn't last much longer. Any person or group that tries to control what you do with your life and time outside of that group, run away as fast as you can!
ReplyDeleteYou are so right, Muzik_dude. That is a characteristic of all cults... pull the victim away from any possible source of independent thought or reasoning. The cult wants you to only listen to their "positive" (i.e. brainwashed) message, and anyone in the victim's life who is seen as a potential threat for breaking the brainwashed spell is the "enemy" and must be shunned.
Delete~Dave
Muzki_dude - like all cults, the Amway cult leaders want to control your thought process and information control. That's why they don't want you watching TV among many other things they don't want you doing where you might find out that you're wasting your time and money in this pyramid scheme.
DeleteHell yeah Muzik_dude. That's a load of crap. It's funny they make it seem like it is only 5 hours a week you devote to that scam, yet they want you to eat, sleep, dream, think, watch, urinate, and poop it. Nothing but BS. Another one I recall was "Who needs music? I have my CD player in my car and I listen to nothing but CD's every-time I drive" WTF!? Pure craziness.
Delete@Sprigsleg
DeleteI did all that you said ending with Poop it, i.e. ScAmway. It was the most refreshing poop session I ever had in my life g o d d a m it!
Hi there...hani from malaysia..and i afraid that my husband is slowly becoming an ambot.
ReplyDeleteIt begins with his friend joining the cult and sponsoring him..i am reluctant to sign the form but he assured that he is not going to ask me to sell anything or go for any meeting..just support him.so i did signed...:-[
First few months nothing happened except the monthly mag in our postbox..but slowly he ask me to go to the demo..and small group meetings and just last week a mini convention with 600participants..talking about products..and scamway from religion point of view (btw..i am muslim).. Its just so ridiculous when they used the translation of Holy Quran to justify what they did..feel like vomitting at that time.
And products...selling the nutri..... since it is a supplement..no evidence based report produced..just testimonials...testimonials....testimonials and lots of it..hard for me to take blindly..
Crap..crap..crap...
Im going to read ur blog cover to cover to understand n use it to save my husband..
To Ambots, religion is just another "tool" to use to pull in fresh victims. In the U.S., they like to spout "Christian values" as being part of the Amway point of view. In Muslim countries, they chuck the bible aside and instead pull out the Koran. Truth be told, they would quote the Flying Spaghetti Monster if they thought it would lure in new victims. They are shameless, but then again, all pyramid schemes are as they are desperate to constantly bring in fresh meat for those at the very, very top of the pyramid to feast upon. That is the only way for a MLM pyramid to stay afloat as sales of the products to non-members is usually extremely small. Instead they must rely on constant "recruitment" to keep the house of cards going as those recruits' pockets are emptied for fees, "tools" and self-consumption.
Delete~Dave
Hello Hani. I'm glad you found this blog so you know you're not alone in what you're feeling about Amway and the assholes in your husband's upline. Yes it always seems to start with some troublemaking asshole friend of the husbands that the wife probably could never stand in the first place! Amway is a good place for troublemakers. Amway is a troublemaker magnet.
DeleteLike all cult leaders, the Amway cult leaders twist biblical references to suit their Amway purposes. Heard it countless times myself.
I admire your determination to read this entire blog but I rerun a lot of these posts eventually. The only difference will be the comments. I think you could really benefit by downloading this free ebook called Merchants of Deception written by a former Amway Emerald who tells what its like being in the upper secretive part of the Amway cult and the hell he went through and he was only making $2 to $3 thousand a month so he realized the income he was told he'd be making as an Emerald was all a lie. Its a horrifying read and a real eye opener.
http://www.transgallaxys.com/~emerald/
Good luck to you and getting your husband out of this vicious destructive cult.
Dave I want to be the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
DeleteI dont feel sorry for people who get burned at this. Are they that naive to join a business where 99 per cent have failed, 15 million have quit. Where products are non saleable 3 percent to non ibo. Where average ibo gross income is 200 dollars monthly. All these facts are published by amway. So no lies there. So why do people sign up. Wealth dreams and freedom. Who is wealthy. A hanfull who hold the tools business. All have tens of thousands in their groups and on average spent 10 years to get to diamond. How many stay qualified. A handfull. How many retire. None. How did poor bill britt make it. He prospected 14000 people, sponsored 340 of which 60 worked hard. 11 got to diamond and 3 build super hugh groups. He worked it for 35 years to get to faa. So wake up. If thats what needed, its simply not worth it and certainly out of reach.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - its part of the cult brainwashing to ignore the facts. You and I get it but someone who is brainwashed only to believe the lies of the Amway cult leaders ain't gonna buy the truth.
DeleteGREED!
DeleteNo one is as blind as he who is blinded by greed.