Beware of Coffee Guzzling Amway Ambots

So I work for my dad's company right.. great company been working for it for years. Recently at my gym while working out, this guy approached me, he was like, "woah, are you a personal trainer.." (I'm not THAT big, but am fit) I was like, "Uhh.. (flattered), no I just workout a lot XD." He then goes on asking about where I work and if I'd like to meet up for coffee ETC. He then friend requests me on facebook. I barely know the guy.. Really strange, I was all like.. Da heq. He then sends me multiple facebook messages asking how I'm doing how my company's doing annnnnnd how successful he is and that he wants to meeeeet please. I'm like, why the heck does this guy want to meet me so bad? So basically, today's the 18th of January, he wants to meet up on Wednesday the 23rd of this month. I then did some snooping on his facebook page, it all just says he's an Independent Business Owner, IBO, does Leadership Organizations.. ETC.. Then it says " So glad I work for the number 1 independent business in the world" or something.. I was like, da heq? Then I find multiple links of Amway on his page. So he ends up being an Amway guy, and he posts tons of pictures of his large checks ETC. Riiiiiiight... So he yeah, should I go meet with this guy who probably has no desire to be my friend and only wants me to he raped by the big business. I'm not sure though.. After seeing he was with Amway, I google searched it and this blog came up. Now I'm like YIKES.. don't want to meet with him. I didn't even know why he wanted to meet with me, now I do... I'm happy with my business. So, Should I meet with this guy or tell him to GTFO bish.

This fellow left a comment last week but I figured I’d feature his post today in case he didn’t come back to read the post where he left the comment or if others missed it it still makes for a post topic.

My basic advice to him was be a no show. Amway ambots are used to it.

Why do Amway ambots all want to meet for coffee? They need all that coffee to stay awake for all those boring Amway cult meetings.

Meet for coffee is a common Amway pick up line. I can even write the script on the parts this poster left out. The ambot who wants to be his friend or gym buddy or whatever also told him he knows some hot shit business owner who’s really successful and making barrelfuls of money every month in his business and he only works 10 hours a week and he can tell you are a real sharp guy that has what it takes to be an entrepreneur too and he can’t promise you anything but why don’t you all meet for coffee.

The hot shit “business owner” will more than likely be a sack of shit Amway platinum. There will probably be another guy there some medical sports “expert” who will lie about how Amway’s Nutrilite vitamins and sports drinks are the best on the market and the amazing results you’ll see if you take them like running the New York Marathon in 25 minutes.

This gym buddy very likely only joined up with the gym after signing up with Amway so he could prospect. Depending on the gym if it has policies about not harassing other gym goers to sell your product or services you could even report this Amway son of a bitch.

This fellow was really smart. He did some research on the guy and it screamed Amway back at him so he searched on the Internet to find out more on Amway. When we were in Amway we were told the best people to prospect were under 30 because they’d likely never heard of Amway and how it’s a pyramid scheme and how people are abused and the emotional and financial distress they go through when they sign up for the Amway cult. Blogs like this are very helpful to get information out to the masses on what its really like being inside Amway. Other bloggers focus on the poor business opportunity. I focus on the assholes you have to put up with in your Amway upline and the bullshit and lies and how nothing brings these fuckers more happiness than destroying other people’s lives: bankruptcy, foreclosure, divorce. That’s what the future holds for people unfortunate enough to get sucked into the Amway cult.

And very telling that the ambot’s Facebook page says he works for the number one company in the world. First off I was unaware that Amway was number one that’s just another ambot lie. But the telling thing is he posted he works for this company. That’s right. Works. A commissioned salesperson. And a lowly paid one at that. Most ambots lie about owning their own business and working for themselves not someone else.

And here’s the thing. This guy doesn’t want to be your friend. Oh he’ll be sucking all over you while prospecting you to join the Amway cult but all he really wants from you is your money. His share of the commission he makes on the Amway products you buy and can sell ha ha!!! To other people. Yeah everyone really wants to go out and buy shitty overpriced Amway products judging by Amway’s sales figures that 3% of sales are made to people who are not Amway IBO’s because Amway is all about buying from your own store and being your own best customer. What they fail to say is you’ll be your only customer and who can stay in business if you have no other customer than yourself.

Anyone who wants to be your friend because of the money they can make off you isn’t no real friend. Dump the Amway bastard and don’t waste any more time on him.