Friday, February 22, 2013

What Stinks Worse?

Why are Amway ambots so obsessed over whether pigs don’t know other pigs stink?
Some fucking Amway asshole left a comment on my blog about that. It wasn’t until I was in Amway that I’d even heard about this pigs don’t know other pigs stink. Just one of these things that assholes in Amway are obsessed about just like they are so obsessed paranoid about all things negative.
I mean who gives a flying fuck whether or not pigs know or don’t know that other pigs stink. Only people in Amway! Like we need any further proof that Amway assholes are obsessed freaks over subjects that normal people don’t spend a lot of time thinking about it.
I’m a city girl. I don’t know nothing about livestock. But I know how to look around the Internet and ask a couple of questions to get to the bottom of this. What I found out is that pigs are clean animals and they don’t stink. Pigs stinking is just another Amway lie.
Pig shit is another story. Apparently pig shit really stinks. I don't know how bad pig shit stinks so I just have to take the word of others but I’d say pig shit still doesn’t stink as much as someone in Amway!
Amway ambots don’t know the difference between a pig or pig shit when it comes to stinks.
I have no idea why Amway ambots are so obsessed about whether or not pigs stink or whether other pigs know about it. Normal people don’t seem to give this any thought. How does this affect people’s lives? Are our lives dramatically changed with the knowledge one way or the other whether or not pigs don’t know other pigs stink? Only answer yes if you’re an Amway asshole!!!
As I’ve come to see it nothing stinks worse than an Amway asshole. Apparently Amway assholes don’t know that other Amway assholes stink and that’s why they stick together.
What stinks worse? A pig or an Amway asshole.
The Amway asshole wins that stink contest every time!
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4 comments:

  1. JoecoolFebruary 22, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    Anna, this might help. The pigs thing was big when I was an IBO:

    http://amwayscheme.blogspot.com/2010/09/amway-pigs-dont-know-pigs-stink.html

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  2. AmwayscamFebruary 22, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    hahahhah, quite true!

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    Mmmm, yes…I agree Anna! Amway hobos stink to high-heaven, so much so that wherever they are, they stink up the place, and everywhere around that place…and it keeps stinking up the entire geographical location nearest to that place! It’s like a stinky disease that keeps on spreading until it becomes a global pandemic of stinking proportions! They are something that could never be compared with anything demeaning due to the simple fact that nothing could ever be worse than they are. They represent the ultimate parasite of every known economy, they are the apocalypse to every functional family, and they are the antichrist to the garden of Eden we have created with hard work and endless effort. They define the end to a prosperous utopia of honest-marketing and fair-consumption.
    Amway is the new “end of the world” I hope never comes to be

    Rest in peace freedom of mind and heart

    I shall die before I hail to the great Amway gods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. KISS MY ASS YOU A-HOLE AMWAY UPLINES AND PLATINUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 25, 2013 at 10:21 AM

      Anonymous - I think you said it even better than I could have!

      Delete

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
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