Friday, June 21, 2013
Amway Dumb Shits
Someone searching on the internet for “Amway dumb shits” found their way to this blog. Sure enough I spend a lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots due that qualify them for being dumb shits but I’ve never devoted a post to it. And don’t worry if I had to list all the reasons for Amway dumb shits this post would be pages long but I’m only going to pick on a couple of points that Amway IBO’s like to show up here and gloat about.
How about the ambots that show up here bragging that Amway is endorsed by the BBB.
What the fuck? Did you not read Amways code of conduct for IBO’s you dumb shit? It says that Amway has no association with BBB and that Amway IBO’s should not be going around saying Amway has any kind of association with them because it ain’t true. In fact if you read the fine print you dumb shit you’d see that Amway can fire you if you break any of the policies in their code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all their IBO’s that brag about their BBB assocation then there’d be no one left! So Amway probably ain’t going to fire you you lying dumb shit. And you ain’t alone. I’d say just about every lying asshole in our Amway upline bragged about how much the BBB loves Amway and who knows that might be the reason Amway finally fired our sack of shit Platinum last year. You want to know how BBB works? Customers file complaints about a company with the BBB. The BBB then forwards the complaint to the company and asks them to respond within a time period lets say a month. The company responds within the time limit so the BBB is happy and gives them a good rating. It doesn’t mean that the company’s response has to satisfy the custumer who made the complaint. Sometimes the company comes up with a resolution that makes the customer happy but that has nothing to do with how the BBB rates them. It has to do with whether or not the company responds within the time limit or ignores the BBB.
I’m sure Amway has many overworked underpaid staff employed full time making sure they respond to the BBB before the time limit is up.
That’s what it means you dumb Amway shit! It doesn’t mean that the BBB endorses Amway and loves them more than every other company out there. I don’t think the BBB is allowed to endorse any company but that don’t stop lying Amway ambots from bragging about it. Bottom line is who gives a fuck? Only dumb shit ambots.
The other thing Amway dumb shits like to gloat about is how much money Amway made last year. The most recent ambot to leave a comment to this effect states that Amway has been around for 54 years and made 11 billion in sales in 2012. I guess sales have dropped by a billion. Last year ambots were crowding around this blog gloating about 12 billion in sales.
Who remembers those flash cards that you see at every Scamway meeting wherethe assholes in your upline compare Amway with Amazon. OK that sounds good to me so I’ll do that here too. Amazon began business in 1994 and in 2012 made 61 billion in sales. That tells me when compare to Amway that Amazon is a much faster growing business, offers a wide variety of products, and sells them for a good price to keep customers coming back. To the best of my knowledge no one goes around complaining that Amazon is a cult.
Either company either sales amount who really gives a flying fuck except for Amway dumb shits. Those sales figures are good news for the owners of those companies that’s more dollars in their bank accounts. How much of those billions are the company owners sharing with their employees? In Amway’s case the number of employees I have showing up here complaining about the shitty pay and shitty working conditions I would guess no profit sharing. Amazon I have no idea about because their employees don’t show up here saying one way or the other!
So perhaps some Amway dumb shit who is gloating about how Amway’s sales are less than a quarter of Amazon’s can shed some light on why Amway’s sales figures suck when compared to Amazon. Perhaps that Amway dumb shit can explain why Amway’s sales are such a big fucking deal that they got to show up on a blog who doesn’t give a flying fuck to brag about them. More importantly tell us how Amway employees benefit from those numbers.
I’m sure all I’ll get is silence from those Amway dumb shits.