My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Amway – Spend Money to Lose Money
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When like-a-son first signed up with LTD (Leadership Team Development which appears to be similar to WWDB) he let slip that he was paying $50 a month for a smartphone app. I found lots of tweets praising LTDapp on Twitter. Another moneysuck!
ReplyDeleteHi Like-a-mom. Is it possible that $50/month for the app includes other useless Amway shit? For $50/month in WWDB we got a web page portal to Amway's site, buy CDs and books at a slight discount that was still way overpriced, and other useless online tools like an address book for that infamous list the assholes in your upline want you to put together. Ambot actually put his list in and then WWDB spammed everyone on his list so he deleted all his contacts. I think there was a calendar in there too to keep track of those very important once in a lifetime opportunity Scamway meetings! Perhaps someone in the know can let us know if the app is included in the $50. When I look at iTunes the WWDB app is free to download but perhaps you have to pay them to have your "business" information show up there. And of course the ambots are all going to love the app and be all gushy wonderful towards it cause that's what they're brainwashed to do. The WWDB app has 4 ambots who love it to pieces who've rated it. It's not like you can expect someone in Amway to tell the truth!
DeleteI think the app covers messages, picture sharing, audio / video clips and more. A Twitter search for #LTDapp produced a sickening list of diamond-worshipping Amspeak, and Diamonds Larry & Pam Winters sharing glamour shots of their "free" life.
DeletePretty much hit the nail on the head. I've been to 2 meetings where they try to rope in prospects, and they've always included the line that it's nice to spend money buying stuff and get paid for it too. That's not something other stores do for you. The "spend $$ to make $$" mantra is definitely true for your own business, and I'm sure some ambots really do get suckered in thinking this is a real business. It's a whole new level here.
ReplyDeleteThe analogy is really more like buying your child's own girl scout cookies/boy scout popcorn to help raise funds. In that case, you're really just paying for it out of your own pocket.
Again, turn on your bs-o-meter when you're at these meetings because these guys are worse than car salesmen. Worse than ANY salesmen really.
Hi Anonymous - in Amway the business plan is to "buy from your own store". Do you know of any other company that has a dumb fuck business plan like that? Any business if their ony customer is the owner they ain't gonna be in business too long. Amway also says you get paid by shopping from your own store. Uh yeah right. Whois paying you to shop from your own store? Get a job as a mystery shopper and get paid more money than you get from Scamway by shopping at clients stores.
DeleteNow why am I suddenly craving thin mints!
A year ago I was prospected at the Mall. I was initially told all I had to do was sign up and the money would start reeling in by the thousands each week…I was given a weekly-figure of $40,000.00. I wasn't told I would be doing anything to get that money. All I had to do was sign up with Amway…and BOOM…I’d be flooded in one-hundred dollar-bills!
ReplyDeleteWhen I met up with the ‘BIG-MAN’, must have been the upline and some other guy they both praised endlessly (probably diamond or platinum), he told me I would have to devote two hours of my day, every day, in order to earn an undisclosed ‘COMMISSION’. I turned my smile into a frown, and I told them: “You’re peddler boy there told me all I had to do was sign up with Amway and a check for $40,000.00 would arrive every week…HE SAID there was nothing else I needed to do!” At this point the two lowly ones started laughing and the ‘BIG’ man smirked while he said “life’s not free money my friend, you have to spend money to make money”. I smirked myself and concluded our dialogue “Well, I’ll take the business kit now, and I’ll pay you the $200.00 when I start making $40,000.00 a week ok!”
They handed me there business cards and we decided that I would go to one of their meetings that weekend…so I didn't hear from them again.
So I guess if you can’t guarantee me $40,000.00 a week, I’m not going to pay you JACK-SHIT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous - you got it! The assholes in Amway tell their prospects they have to attend all Amway meetings and functions at their own cost, but CDs and books, and at least 100 PV ($300) in products every month, and in 2 to 5 years gazillions of dollars will come rolling in every month from Amway out of the goodness of their hearts. Yeah right! It's all about the scam. Your commissioned salespeople people! The only people in Amway who make money are the ones selling tickets to their downline to come hear them speak and other motivational tools. Everyone else hands over their money to those cult leaders and won't ever make any of it back again.
DeleteThat is so typical. They tell you to show up for 2 years and then you'll have residual income for the rest of your life whether or not you did anything except show up.
Delete@ AnonymousJune 27, 2013 at 2:30 PM
DeleteYou are too funny! That is the best strategy - yep pay for the kit out of the first check.