Friday, June 28, 2013
I was hunting in the garage for window wash fluid for the car and came across a bottle of Monavie sitting on a shelf. What the fuck! So I confronted Ambot about it. You aren’t getting sucked into another fucking MLM scam are you? He said he wasn’t. Then what’s that doing on the shelf? He tells me that Captain Fuck Up the asshole who sponsored us into Amway gave it to him. That cheap fucker gave him something? He’s usually hanging around wanting something from Ambot. A little more pressure from me and he says he bought it from Captain Fuck Up who was begging and pleading cause he’d bought a case of it and couldn’t sell it. Ambot didn’t buy the case but gave him $30 for the bottle. Still a rip off. In more ways than one because I can’t stand that fucking asshole who got us into the Amway scam.
If it was in the grocery story for $1 I might buy it. Because I can already buy a bottle of juice for that price if I get the cheap one. At least Monavie taste better than the piss water their competitor sells.
Anyway Ambot got some of the scoop about the assholes from our former Amway upline. As you might remember me posting a few months ago about our sack of shit Platinum got fired from Amway toward the end of last year. September or October I think. Maybe November. No one seems to know why the sack of shit got canned by Amway. Guess work on my part. Doesn’t matter. By the time the Platinum got fired by Amway just about everyone downline had already renewed their 2013 membership. You know how it is in Scamway. By summer the assholes in your Amway upline are bitching at you to renew NOW. That way even if you quit before the end of the year their beloved leaders have that membership fee in their bank account.
The sack of shit Platinum managed to persuade most of his downline to sign up with Monavie and fuck Amway and many are commissioned sales agents with both companies at least for 2013 and if these were legitimate money earning businesses they could make a little money from both. But that’s not how it works. Its all about putting money in and not getting any out. He’s charismatic and convincing and really nice when he wants something so he probably had no problem convincing most of the downline that Monavie is a better business opportunity. Even though they’re still card carrying Amway IBO’s. The Platinum had a lot of his downline defect to Monavie. None of these commissioned salespeople are buying anything from Amway or buying into the Amway tool scam. That’s a huge chunk of change that Amway lost.
It gets better. Apparently our former Emerald fell out of qualification and has been calling everyone in the downline to get them to come to Amway meetings. I’m sure that effects the Diamonds up from him too. Maybe they’ll fall out of qualification too.
Our former Platinum fucks Amway. Amway fucks our former Platinum and fires him. Platinum fucks Amway again by taking most of his downline to Monavie with him. Assuming some stayed with Scamway and others quit.
Ah yes the pyramid is crumbling away.
And that bottle of Monavie? After blowing $30 on it – shit I could have bought a decent bottle of wine for that price! – yeah we drank it.