Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Serving Up At Amway Meetings
One of the things I heard at Amway meetings was how simple the business was. All you had to do was eat one Amway food bar and one Amway beverage daily and teach others to do the same thing.
Well not that simple because nobody likes to eat nasty tasting shitty products that are priced through the roof. Unless they’re an ambot brainwashed to believe that they actually taste good and are good for you. Hell. Caramel coated cardboard tastes better than Amway food bars!
Amway is all about teaching others to do the same thing you’re doing. Usually referred to as duplicating your upline. In other words how to scam others. How to lie and deny. How to destroy relationships. How to lose your money. How to go into debt. Normal people don’t want to do those things. Brainwashed ambots absolutely.
After you’ve sat through some boring as shit Amway cult meeting, do they serve refreshments? A burning question that everyone wants to know the answer to.
I’ve been to enough real business meetings over the years that depending on the length, say at least one hour refreshments are served. Typically beverages are coffee, tea, water or juice. Food items might be cookies, donuts, muffins, sandwiches. And always enough that a person can have a full glass of their beverage and one each of the food item. And probably seconds.
So what refreshments do you get at Amway meetings for your pretend business after putting up listening to some sack of shit cult leader for 2 or 3 hours. Pretend refreshments!
Nows the time to drag out the XS energy drinks that tastes like some nasty cat piss cough syrup combo. A can each you ask? Hell no! Amway ambots are either cheapskate bastards or too poor to afford a can to each brainwashed ambot that shows up to the meeting. Dixie cups come out and half an inch of piss water is poured into each cup. Now the strategy might be when its served in such a teeny amount you might not notice the nasty taste. Wrong. Can still taste it. Who came up with such a nasty brew? Even more puzzling are the ambots who actually pretend they like drinking cat piss water. Or more likely they don't dare say what they really feel about the product or else be screamed at for saying negative.
What about eats? Well that would be an Amway food bar. What the hell else would an ambot serve at an Amway cult meeting. Would that be one bar each? Hell no! Someone slices the Amway food bar into teeny pieces. Imagine a Snickers bar. Its about the same length as an Amway food bar but the big difference is a Snickers tastes 10 million times better! Imagine that Snickers bar sliced into 30 pieces so everyone can have a taste of that one chocolate bar. That’s what they do at Amway meetings. And if they’re feeling generous they’ll slice 2 different types of food bars so everyone can try a miniscule slice of each. Again the strategy might be that served in such a small amount that no one can taste how shitty they are. Flavored styrofoam.
Those Amway food bars are expensive around $20 or $30 a box and I think theres 6 bars in a box and brainwashed ambots are out there bitching at potential customers that they’re better for you than granola bars. You fucking liars! Amway food bars taste like shit.
Get a chocolate dipped peanut butter granola bar and it tastes good. The price tastes good too. They’re less than $5 at the grocery store. Depending on what brand you buy you can buy 2 boxes of granola bars from the store and still get change from that $5.
So there you have your reward for sitting through a Scamway meeting and listening to an Amway cult leader spout off lies and bullshit and screech about all things negative for a couple of hours. A splash of piss water in a paper cup and a teensy slice of shit bar. The life of an Amway ambot don’t get much better than that!