My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
The Money Doesn't Go To Me
2 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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Let's talk about tools profit. Even a low-level Ambot can figure out that there is serious profit in the tools and rallies. That $5 motivational CD costs less than 50 cents as a blank CD. A major rally with 5,000 attendees times $50 is $250,000 in revenue. It certainly doesn't cost even a fraction of that to rent the space for a couple of days. (I don't know what these things sell for, just using numbers as an example).
ReplyDeleteOK, so there's profit. So what? The "so what" is that anyone with downline is slamming their people to buy the tools and rally tickets, and yet, most of them don't make any of the profit. What kind of business opportunity is it where you make sales and give all the profit to the organization? I can only think of two other business models that function this way: Girl Scouts and pimps.
It gets better. If you aspire to be one of the minuscule percentage that rises in the ranks high enough to get a cut of the tools/rally profit, there is no firm plan outlining how much you'll make, if any. It's totally up to the whims of your upline.
Imagine if the recruiting pitch was completely honest:
"The majority of your sales will not be actual Amway products. You will not get a commission on any of these products. You will be making these sales for years without making a dime. Eventually, if you make it to a high-enough level, we will let you make a commission on these sales, but we won't tell you how much. It might be a lot, it might be next to nothing. It's all up to the whims of your upline. If they don't like you, or if you don't buy the car they want you to buy, or if you take a vacation they don't want you to take, or if you don't buy a boatload of stuff you don't want or need so they can make their bonus level, you may make next to nothing.
Pretty enticing. Not.
AnonTB
Hi AnonTB - thanks for stopping by! People in Amway telling the truth. Ha ha ha!!!! But yes as you out that if the ambots were honest no one would sign up. Also wanted to mention that the various Amway cults book convention arenas where the rental is low to nothing and that's because the arena plans to make most of its money in parking and food sales. That's why Scamway holds conventions in some weird places. that's more money into the pockets of the speakers.
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