Freedom! Flush Those Stinking Vitamins!

You know how its like when you go to an Amway brainwashing conference and the cult leader up on the stage leads the ambots into a chant “Freedom! Flush that stinking job!”

So this is my version of the ambot chant. Freedom! Flush those stinking Nutrilite vitamins!

One morning I heard Ambot throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we're going to paint the bathroom and need the fixtures off the walls.

The medicines and first aid supplies are kept in another cabinet so I'm wondering just how much aspirin does he have stockpiled in there and if it has all expired. Closer inspection shows he is turfing out Nutrilite vitamins. I'm sure they have expired a long time ago. Its not like we consume vitamins but he had to buy them whether we needed them or not to get the PV up there. That's part of being in Amway. Buying overpriced shit that you don't need and will never use. One of those bottles was concentrated fruits and vegetables. I mean what the fuck is he buying that for? I stock up weekly on fresh fruits and veggies. Half the time he's with me when I'm shopping and can choose what he wants. I buy berries and freeze them and we buy frozen fruits and vegetables as needed when not available at the produce store.

The reason he bought those concentrated fruits and vegetables is because of what we heard from the stage. Those Diamonds telling the IBO's what do they need fresh fruit and vegetables for when they can get what they need from buying a bottle of the Nutrilite shit. Yeah those bastards all have degrees as nutritionists.

But the Nutrilite vitamins don't all flush. Some of them are sitting there on the bottom of the tank despite several flushes to get them down. That would be me doing the flushing. Ambot had left the area. But an hour later he came back and said "hey what's that in the toilet?"

I mean really! What the fuck do you think it is? Who was flushing Nutrilite vitamins I remind him. And then I point out they've been in there for quite some time and they're not dissolving. Does that give you any clue what's happening inside your body once you swallow them?

So he grabs the plunger and is determined to get those hold out vitamins down the drain.

Brings back visions of using the plunger to deal with the massive dog shits from Amway dog food!

He has decent success with the plunger. Only one Nutrilite vitamin is left in the toilet bowl.

I tell him to leave it in there because I'm curious how long it will take to dissolve. I came back a couple of hours later to check on it and now it is starting to dissolve a little. I would have left it longer but now I had a bag of dog shit to flush. Don't want to leave that ripening in the house! This time when I flushed the toilet the Nutrilite vitamin disappeared. Perhaps the dog shit dragged it through the hole. Kind of a fitting end.

I'm sure glad we're on city sewer and don't have a septic tank! Who knows what Nutrilite would do to bugger up the septic system!