Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Freedom! Flush Those Stinking Vitamins!

You know how its like when you go to an Amway brainwashing conference and the cult leader up on the stage leads the ambots into a chant “Freedom! Flush that stinking job!”

So this is my version of the ambot chant. Freedom! Flush those stinking Nutrilite vitamins!

One morning I heard Ambot throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we're going to paint the bathroom and need the fixtures off the walls.

The medicines and first aid supplies are kept in another cabinet so I'm wondering just how much aspirin does he have stockpiled in there and if it has all expired. Closer inspection shows he is turfing out Nutrilite vitamins. I'm sure they have expired a long time ago. Its not like we consume vitamins but he had to buy them whether we needed them or not to get the PV up there. That's part of being in Amway. Buying overpriced shit that you don't need and will never use. One of those bottles was concentrated fruits and vegetables. I mean what the fuck is he buying that for? I stock up weekly on fresh fruits and veggies. Half the time he's with me when I'm shopping and can choose what he wants. I buy berries and freeze them and we buy frozen fruits and vegetables as needed when not available at the produce store.

The reason he bought those concentrated fruits and vegetables is because of what we heard from the stage. Those Diamonds telling the IBO's what do they need fresh fruit and vegetables for when they can get what they need from buying a bottle of the Nutrilite shit. Yeah those bastards all have degrees as nutritionists.

But the Nutrilite vitamins don't all flush. Some of them are sitting there on the bottom of the tank despite several flushes to get them down. That would be me doing the flushing. Ambot had left the area. But an hour later he came back and said "hey what's that in the toilet?"

I mean really! What the fuck do you think it is? Who was flushing Nutrilite vitamins I remind him. And then I point out they've been in there for quite some time and they're not dissolving. Does that give you any clue what's happening inside your body once you swallow them?

So he grabs the plunger and is determined to get those hold out vitamins down the drain.

Brings back visions of using the plunger to deal with the massive dog shits from Amway dog food!

He has decent success with the plunger. Only one Nutrilite vitamin is left in the toilet bowl.

I tell him to leave it in there because I'm curious how long it will take to dissolve. I came back a couple of hours later to check on it and now it is starting to dissolve a little. I would have left it longer but now I had a bag of dog shit to flush. Don't want to leave that ripening in the house! This time when I flushed the toilet the Nutrilite vitamin disappeared. Perhaps the dog shit dragged it through the hole. Kind of a fitting end.

I'm sure glad we're on city sewer and don't have a septic tank! Who knows what Nutrilite would do to bugger up the septic system!


  1. I overheard somebody, at a conference, tell his downline this little bit of information about nutrilite and septic tanks.

    "Do you know what the number one thing found in septic tanks is? Unused vitamins."

    He went on to talk about how nutrilite is all natural, so your body doesn't just dump the vitamins like store bought ones. And because they are all natural, your body dissolves them quickly.

    I thought the number one thing found in septic tanks would be closer assimilated to what the guy was saying, shit.

    I guess all the unused vitamins are just what happens when an Ambot decides Nutrilite is what has been giving them IBS and decides to send them where they belong.


    1. Jerry I'm with you. I think the main thing you'll find in septic tanks is shit! Just because stuff is natural doesn't mean it can't not break down. Besides some time ago an Amway employee who worked in the warehouse or packaging or whatever for Nutrilite says their vitamins have the same filler stuff you get from other vitamins. Similar formulas as all the others out there except in the eyes of Amway cult leaders and the ambots they manage to brainwash.

  2. I started taking Double XX when in Amway and started throwing up about once a week. At first I didn't know why as I wasn't a frequent puker.Then I thought about what I had been consuming that was different and then came to the realization that the Double XX not breaking down in my system! I promptly stopped taking that shit and was fine.It was bad enough that the stuff stunk when you opened the box(and if you burped after taking it-gross)! What a waste of money!Thanks for nothing,Scamway!

    1. Hi anonymous. Thanks for your story! I found it hard to swallow Double X without gagging. The last time I took it I puked within the hour. I'd also taken a painkiller so I don't know if it was the combo. So either Double X can't be taken with medication or more likely my body was rejecting something that was bad for it. And you're right. It really stinks when the box was opened.

  3. Vitamins are vitamins Amway's just cost more for less
    One reason why they aren't dissolving so quickly is because the fluids in your stomach ie stomach acid dissolves it

    I still got like 20 days worth of vitamins at home from the Amway order from July lol I'll get around to taking them

    1. Everyone's body system is different and not everyone can digest things as nicely as someone else.

      Or you could try flushing those vitamins and see what happens! ha ha!

    2. Right, and different levels of different vitamins can cause adverse effects in different people. Double X never made me puke, but the mineral tablet, specifically (yes I tested each one to narrow it down), was causing a daily interruption, or several interruptions, caused by IBS, which I have never suffered from, and to this day have not, since. Friends of mine said the Fish Oil pills would cause fishy burps for hours after taking it, becoming problematic (fishy breath). Why take something that has an adverse effect on your day?

      It is about finding what is best for you, but as an IBO, can you? If I had joined, took Double X, the veggy tablet, the fish oil, and rhodiola, then realized they all made me sick... what option would I have? Would I dare get caught taking GNC Men's? Life Extension (the world's leading internet sales vitamin*)? Usana (the world's leading direct sales vitamin*)?

      No! I'd be shunned.
      and Upline has no control over an ambot's life...


      *as per Lonsumer Lab survey I just googled to find some other vitamin brands. I take GNC.

    3. Most fish oil pills will give you that fish breath unfortunately. That is a pill I take daily I get it from costco cause you get a ton for less compared to amway.

      lol @ them selling 60 (30 day supply) X amount when you can buy TWICE the supply at HALF the price anywhere else.

    4. I think Rbot is right. Any fish oil supplements is going to stink but we all like to think the Amway ones are going to stink worse!

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  5. what a sad bunch ...

    1. Stop being negative! :)


    2. Not as sad as being a dumb ass Ambot sitting in a living room being brainwashed by an Amway cult leader order to buy more shitty overpriced products and losing your money, your friends, your family, and your finances.

  6. Imagine being told Nature made products don't work as well as Nutrilite. Was ROTFL!

  7. Your posts are hilarious, but true... nice read...

    1. Thanks for stopping by Anonymous. And yes we have to be entertaining as well as get our true stories out there otherwise people wouldn't keep coming back if it was just the same old boring statistics. It's one thing to say Amways a scam and it's another to make the Amway upline look like a bunch of assholes. Hilarious.


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