Thursday, September 5, 2013

The Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club

Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club teaching:
“a mans worth is only how fat his wallet is, and a womans worth is how well she is kept”.

WWDB exploits what is best in a mans nature - Providing for his family, and a womans nature, to nurture and love her family and morph it into a hybrid christian/money cult of greed.

Yup sign up with Amway and get immersed in a cult plugged full of male chauvinist pig asshole ambots brainwashed to think this way by the great Amway cult leaders.

“Don't you want your wife to come home from work and be there for your children?”

That was one of the “lines” that our Platinum used to tell us to use when prospecting for new IBO’s.

There’s a sexist comment. Who says that all wives have or want children? Maybe they don’t want neither - no outside job, no children. Who’s to say that women who stay home MUST have children? Our sack of shit Platinum, that’s who. Male chauvinist pig! Preach it to the Amway cult followers!

Likewise who says that all wives want to come home from work? Maybe the wife doesn’t want to come home from work and is happy with her job so stop forcing that male chauvinist pig bullshit on her.

I should clarify here that with normal people who are not in the Amway cult just because a husband doesn’t want or need his wife to work a job and prefers she stay home doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a male chauvinist pig. Many men have good incomes and the family can live comfortably off the one income. In this day and age women still do not get paid what they’re worth and earn less than their male counterparts. Sometimes it doesn’t make financial sense for a woman to keep working. Sometimes her job is too stressful and the man should do whatever he can to help her quit her job so she can stay at home.

And equally the other way around too. Sometimes the woman has the better paying job and the husband would rather stay at home. Either way, whatever. Whichever one is staying at home taking care of the house and children or staying at home watching soap operas on TV doesn’t matter. Its a decision a couple makes together.
Don’t need no fucked up Amway upline telling them how they should be doing it. According to the cult leaders the Amway way is the only right way to do it and that is for the woman to quit her job first.

Like the majority of Amway cult leaders our sack of shit Platinum takes women for granted. He doesn’t even put his wife first in his life. She got one upped by God. Actually they both got one upped by Amway. Somehow his house gets cleaned, the laundry gets done, the garbage gets taken out, the lawn is mowed, the garden is weeded, meals get cooked, the cookie jar is full, etc. Do these Amway male chauvinist pigs think some magical fairy is running around taking care of all of this?

So what if your wife hasn’t worked a job in years. Thats something to brag about? Like your the first man in all of history whose wife does not work.

I get ambots stopping by my blog to leave their canned amspeak comments. These bastards are outraged that someone is out there telling the truth about what its like being inside the Amway cult. How dare any former cult member betray the cult! If enough people get the word out then they’ll have an even worse time signing up new recruits. In almost every comment left for me I get accused of being a selfish negative unchristian dream stealer who doesn’t want to see my husband’s dreams come true.

What the fuck! There it is with the Amway male chauvinist pig lingo again. Those Amway assholes and the good old boys male chauvinist pig club. Its all about the men. Its all about the husband’s dream.

Those Amway male chauvinist pigs refuse to accept that the wife might have dreams too. And if she does too fucking bad. Wives dreams are insignificant and should be ignored.

When you’re in the Amway male chauvinist pig club its all about the man! Its all about the husband. Its all about going along with what he wants. Serve and obey. Fucking male chauvinist pig Amway assholes. That attitude went out the window about 100 years ago. Brought back to life in recent years by the good old Amway male chauvinist pig club. No wonder WWDB stands for World Wide Destructive Bastards - out to destroy marriages and families. Brainwashed

A lot of times a wife has different dreams than her husband. Sure they’ll have some dreams they share, always nice to have some things in common with your significant other, but some dreams will be different. Perhaps the wife dreams of being a prima ballerina but the husband has no interest in putting on a tutu and prancing around a stage. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t support her in her dream. Support can take different forms - financial or emotional or showing up and being there.

Maybe the husband’s dream is to become a skydiver. Maybe the wife does not like planes, does not like heights, and sees no point in jumping out of a perfectly good plane and hoping the parachute opens before you hit the earth. Maybe she’ll buy him a parachute jump for his birthday. So she supports him financially in his dream and maybe emotionally. Hard to say. If a wife has fears of jumping out of a plane she’s probably none too happy that her husband is jumping.

Kind of like Amway. If a wife has no interest in belonging to a cult and losing money and being brainwashed she ain’t none too happy that her husband is doing it.

The Amway male chauvinist pig club is all about getting the wife home from her job only because the upline says so not because the husband and wife have come to this decision together. The Amway male chauvinist pig club also says to make the husband’s dreams come true because whatever separate dreams the wife has are insignificant compared to her husband’s and don’t matter.

That’s the Amway male chauvinist pig club hard at work destroying marriages.

What about going to Amway meetings and events. The men gather in one room or huddle together wherever and the women are somewhere else together. What? Boys over here and girls over there? You Amway male chauvinist pigs scared some woman is going to sneak over and find out your bullshit chauvinistic secrets?

I still say the wife or husband has a better chance of retiring early and coming home first only if they are not frittering their money away on the Amway scam. Likewise a better chance of the relationship surviving if there are no interfering male chauvinist pigs from Amway causing trouble.

Here’s another good time to send out another fuck you to our former sack of shit Platinum for the fucked up Amway values that are forced on the victims.

FUCK YOU Amway male chauvinist pig club!


  1. Ah..yes, the "He-man Woman Haters Club" is alive and well! (that's what I always called it anyways).I hated that crap! Our Diamond could never remember who I was even though we'd been introduced on numerous occasions(he remembered my husband easily enough).Our sponsors were Emeralds so it wasn't like we were way down the line from him. He was such a damned misogynist in my opinion! Also I remember at the functions the guy on stage would introduce his wife and when she started to talk there would be a mass exodus of men leaving the room! Granted,she didn't always have much to say but in reality neither did he! Did anyone else notice this shit going on? It still bothers me after 20 plus years! Women in Amway are merely decorative,God forbid if you tried to be anything more! Anna, keep up the good work you do,its been so therapeutic!

    1. Anonymous - yeah we also noticed this stuff. The woman's place was to sit on a chair on the stage and gaze adoringly at her husband. Wonder what was really going through her mind! Yeah I would see a bunch of people leaving the room if she spoke. The Amway male chauvinist pig club has no interest in anything a woman has to say. No Diamond remembered my name either. I'd say a lot of the woman remembered my name but that's because we had to hang out together. Most of the men wouldn't know my name. I'm too insignificant because I wasn't born with the body parts they possess. Thank god!!!

  2. This 19th century crap really upset me. I was attached to a very savvy female joining the business. After I said hell no to joining, I watched her fight herself, between being a strong successful woman and the weak, idiotic, simple minded woman they were trying to make her.



    1. Jerry - that's part of the Amway teachings. How dare any woman become more educated, make more money, have more possessions than the poorest man in their group. Amway is about destroying their soul and spirit and driving it into the woman's head how insignificant they are.

  3. I love your website, was doing some research on QNET and found you...good points...I don't know if you can earn money or not but the idea of making 'hot', 'warm' and 'cold' prospects just puts me off...not to mention hiding the true nature of the business till the last possible moment.

    Hint: Copy and paste the URL of this (or any) page on for crazy laughs :P

    Warning: You may die laughing at the comments x

    1. Hi Anonymous. Glad you're enjoying the website and finding it helpful. You have to be a good liar to make money in Amway. Most people don't have it in them.

  4. Hi, Anna;

    I especially bristled when Dave Severn said we women had better start a love affair with our frying pans. I remember I was taking notes and I looked up thinking, "Are you kidding me? I work my ass off AND I cook as many home-made meals as possible."

    How are we supposed to get home from work at 5:30, cook up a feast, help with homework, and get to the boardplan by 7pm? It was an impossible demand. It is never fun to run like that 5-7 nights a week. Resentment builds when you feel like nothing more than a freaking slave. Then he would tell us to be 'fresh' for our men whenever they gave us that look. Seriously? I'll show you the fresh side of my rolling pin! I couldn't believe the audacity. All I did was work from literally sun up till usually around 11pm to 12am. I staggered through my days for years. Wasted the last of my youth.

    I am still angry.


    1. CT - a love affair with our frying pans?! That would mean actually cooking up real food instead of eating Amway shit and supplements instead of fresh fruit and veggies.

      I'm with you. I'd show them the side of my rolling pin!

  5. I'd rather have a love affair with my frying pan than Dave Severn, hua,hua,hua!


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