I have to admit, I LOVE THIS. My parents were Amway folks back in the late 80s and throughout the 90s, even into the early 2000s. As a 12 year old witnessing the early years even I had the common sense to look at this yahoos and think, "This is the biggest scam ever"! I grew to resent everything Amway, because my parent's life became consumed with it. They became broke and our family vacations were no longer vacations but these stupid "Functions". OHHHHHHHHH I HATE those FUCKING Functions. Seeing the greedy diamonds giving their bullshit speeches, I wanted to vomit. Again, this was now how I had to spend our family vacations as a teenager and to say it was hell would simply be an understatement. I even recall when diamond bitch brought her closet full of fur coats so we lowly people could try them on. I hissed at her because I belonged to Greenpeace (got my membership in 3rd grade) and the thought of the whole fur coat thing grossed me out, let alone, all these pathetic women clamoring to touch them. CRAZY!!!
I'll never forget the "Book of Diamonds". I was so enamored with their houses and cars, but also how incredibly douchey and pathetic they all looked.
Now the Internet has made it a more transparent society. I just wish this existed back in the late 80s and I wouldn't have to watch my parents spend tens of thousands of dollars on a lost dream. It's sad really.