Friday, October 18, 2013

Amway Quacks

When an IBO signs up to be a commissioned sales rep with Amway that also means they now become a professional expert on everything.

Yes everything. Fuck those college degrees. You can become an expert by paying a couple of hundred a year to become a card carrying Amway asshole.

What’s really scary are Amway ambots dispensing medical advice. Their “patients” suffer from various illnesses and because the ambot is in Amway that means they are now a medical professional and can treat and cure these diseases.

Its really scary the comments that have been left here and questions asked. Amway ambots are telling people with terminal illnesses that Amway products will cure what ails them and patients are searching the Internet to check out the claims made by these Amway quacks.

25 years ago Ambot and I took one of those weekend first aid courses so that meant we were the most medically trained professionals in our line of sponsorship. That plus the fact we’ve watched on TV just about every medical drama out there. Every ambot in our group would phone for medical advice. For christsake! – see a real doctor. And sometimes they did but they would still come to us for a second opinion because we were better qualified than highly trained doctors because we were in Amway.

My long ago first aid training consists of learning to do the Heimlich maneuver, CPR, and put on bandages. Don’t come to me for medical advice. If you got a splinter in your finger I can probably help you. If you’re dying of cancer I’m not going to suggest you take Amway snake oil for your miracle cure. But that’s because I’ve got morals and I’m no liar. An Amway quack standing at the gateway to hell will lie just to get your money for the phony medical advice they give.

Amway ambots have no morals. They’re only out to make a buck so these Amway quacks have no problem dispensing bad medical advice while pretending they have a medical degree from Amway university.

Amway ambots are quick to insult doctors who actually went to medical school and got degrees. What a waste of money when its so much cheaper to become an Amway quack.

Amway quacks also use some bullshit line about would you ask your friend for advice on surgery instead of a real surgeon. Ambots don’t even see surgeons and instead they do ask their Amway quack friends for surgery and medical advice. Ambots seek medical advice from Amway quacks instead of qualified doctors who graduated from medical school with a degree.

Amway ambots are know it alls. Today they might be an Amway quack dispensing medical advice and tomorrow they might be an ambulance chaser giving legal advice.

“Paging Dr. Quack. Paging Dr. Quack. Amway is calling.”






16 comments:

  1. When I went to some meetings they would use Tiger Woods as an example. Would you take advice from your friend to play golf or from Tiger Woods? Another one of those answers that you must agree with them on.

    This is how their business 'mentorship' worked. The plats/diamonds already know how to build the business so they will help you cause they have done the trial and error already, your friends in real life don't know how to do this so their advice isn't as good. lol

    Another example was a landmine, the uplines have already walked through the land mines and marked them all, and will guide you through from their trial and errors lol

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    1. Rbot - those Amway quacks have a fucked up answer for everything. Most of their training is how to overcome objections when prospects and customers hear its Amway and say hell no I don't want nothing to do with it.

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    2. Apparently those folks in Amway never mark the landmines very good because all those who have followed them since always walk into the same landmines. Yet another bullshit analogy of theirs.

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    3. Follow the leader and it doesn't matter if you're blindly following someone who has no clue where to lead.

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    4. Eeech! Next thing you know, they're going to be using Footprints In The Sand examples. Amazingly, what's going to be really happening instead is they won't be carrying you across the beach. YOU'LL have a harness strapped to your back, pulling a wagon with diamonds, emeralds, and platinums riding along.

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    5. Anonymous - that's quite a vision and very well said. Lowly ambots busting their asses to carry their upline.

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    6. Good one anon. Strap on a harness and pull all those Platinums, emeralds and diamonds. The sick thing is I bet that's already been done somewhere.

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  2. Ooh, I hear you on this Anna. I've already commented that the local Ambot tried to talk me out of heart surgery and into Amway products. And positively harassed me when I was recuperating. I had to threaten him with filing stalking charges before he'd go away. Of course he yelled at me that it was my "negativity" making me ill. :P These Ambots would kill you just to please their POS Platinum.

    I spoke to his ex-wife recently. She stayed in town for the kids' sake. She kicked him out because he told her his upline said she spent too much on food, clothes, and birthday/Christmas presents for the kids. WOW!

    ATTENTION ALL AMBOTS who are lurking here. You are responsible for your children's welfare. If you allow your upline to take food from their mouths, you belong in jail.

    Thank you Anna for this blog. I bet the suffering Ambot families thank you, too.

    Best,
    Suze

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    1. Hi Suze. Yeah stay away from ambots cause all they'll do is abuse you. Those ambots that go around calling everyone else negative need to look in the mirror. I've had quite a few Ambot kids show up here to talk about the humiliation of having Ambot parents, getting teased in school, no money for presents and clothes. It's just a horrible life and these people have no business having children if they want to be part of Amway. Thank you for reading!

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    2. Anna, it really is a cult. I live maybe an hour from a huge cult's "theological seminary" so I've seen the damage religious cults do to families.

      I lost a nephew, wife and kids to it for a while.
      #1 was to cut them off from family and friends
      #2 was to keep them tired so the brainwashing takes
      #3 was to take away their money for the cult
      #4 was send them out to panhandle and recruit and so on and so on. I hadn't seen my nephew in years. He showed up at my father-in-law's funeral to recruit. (He'd never met my husband's family.)

      Amway is a cult - the cult of greed. It seems, Anna, you've helped people escape or even avoid this cult in the first place. Please keep it up! Yay, Anna!

      Best,
      Suze

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    3. Suze if we can help someone sign up with this cult or get out of it before too much damage has been done then it's worth it. Most of the time it's a place for others who've lost someone to the Amway cult come for solace and to know they're not alone in what's happening to them and how they're feeling.

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  3. How do these ambots have the mental energy to keep going? My BF NEVER gets sleep, he's always exhausted. But he quacks back "that means i'm doing something right." seriously? Any one would tell you it's not healthy for your body to never get any sleep. I know it's a way for these uplines to keep their downlines "plugged in". Morons.

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    1. ScamFighter - sleep deprivation is a common cult tactic. In Scamway the followers are encouraged to overdose on rodiola. They can rack up the PV doing that too. It's exhausting just watching someone you love sink into the black hole of the Amway cult and trying to pull them out again.

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    2. ScamFighter - those ambots take caffeine pills. Nothing about Amway is good for your body or mind.

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  4. Amway completely embodies America's favorite business system of capitalism and free enterprise. I don't understand why all of you complain so much. You still all buy Nike and MK BAGS. Who is making the money? The CEO at the top. I was a polo SCI major and I know the reality of capitalism. At least Amway is letting get a foot in the door to make my own business. Say what you want but Amway is what all of you claim to love about this country. Work hard see the the results right? Isn't that what everyone says. Study hard get a great job. Yea ok. Amway gives you an even playing field to succeed in a losing free market.

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    1. Do you really believe that Amspeak or have you been brainwashed to believe it? Very sad.

      Who do you think is making all the money at Amway? The CEOs.

      I'd say Nike's salespeople make more than Amway's salespeople. And probably Nike doesn't make their sales force buy a set amount of products before they're eligible to ean their commission.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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