Friday, November 22, 2013

Amway People Assholes

I kid you not. Some poor soul who has been plagued with brainwashed ambots showed up at this blog after doing a Google search for “Amway people assholes”.

Boy did s/he come to the right place!

So what is it about Amway people - ambots - that makes them such assholes?

Loaded question! The list is endless!

Here it is from my perspective based on my experience with the assholes in my Amway upline plus the similar comments left on this blog and other places on the net. What makes Amway people such big assholes?

1.  They’re liars.
2. They’re sleazy.
3. They’re swindlers.
4. They only like you for your money.
5. They’re arrogant pricks.
6. They’re full of shit.
7. They’re out to destroy relationships.
8. They deprive people of sleep.
9. They’re pompous bastards.
10. They think they’re experts on everything.
11.   They make fun of people who have jobs.
12. They think they’re better than everyone else.
13.  They’re the biggest bunch of phonies around.
14. They stalk you in Barnes & Noble.
15.  They’re always right and everyone else is wrong.
16. They call people losers if they’re not involved in Amway.
17.  They call their own cult members losers if they quit Amway.
18. They drop their friendship if you don’t buy their overpriced Amway shit.
19. They’re useless.
20. They accuse everyone of having a job and a boss even people who are retired or already own a business and don’t have bosses.
21. They justify their evil actions by claiming to “bless” or “help” others.
22. They’re unreliable.
23.They’re obsessed with all things negative.
24. They’re rotten bad ass fuckers.
25.They snipe you on Facebook.
26.  They accuse others of “not trying hard enough” even if they’re busting their asses.
27.They cause others to suffer financial losses.
28.They’re fucking troublemakers.
29. They’re quick to point fingers and find fault with everyone else.
30.They lead people into bankruptcy.
31.  They force their cult followers to “submit to upline”.
32.They waste everyone’s time.
33. They’re rude.
34.They pester you in grocery stores.
35. When not at Amway meetings they’re always on phones and sending texts.
36.They demand you attend all Amway functions.
37. They’re cultists.
38.They cause others to go into debt.
39.They’re close-minded.
40.  They’re out to scam you.
41. They believe they’re smarter than people who are not in Amway.
42. They’re annoying.
43.They’re greedy bastards.
44. They peddle Amway shit.
45.They’re brainwashed.
46. They justify Amway’s high prices on a make belief high quality.
47.They make you pay to listen to their bullshit.
48. They’re deceptive about the tool scam profits.
49.  They deny they’re with Amway.
50.They’re low life scum sucking bastards.
51.  They’re obnoxious.
52.They’re full of self importance.
53. They unnaturally worship their cult leaders.
54.They’re freaks.
55. They incite hate.
56.They accuse people not on board with Amway of being dream stealers.
57. They refer to everyone not in the Amway cult as un-Christian.
58.They’re creepy.
59.They’re snake oil salesmen.
60.  They’re in denial about their pyramid scheme.
61. They’re slimeballs.
62. They’re always holding grand openings.
63.They’re always pestering to show you the board plan.
64. They’re pretend business owners.
65.They’re under the impression Amway is the only recession proof business.
66. They’re secretive.
67.They can’t mind their own business.
68. They’re tax evaders.
69.They’re pests.
70.They’re self-righteous.
71.  They’re out to piss everyone off.
72.They’re fucking inconsiderate bastards.

OK I’ll stop before I hit 101 again. PS When are they going to bring back 101 Ways To Leave A Game Show?


  1. Looks like you're describing IBOFightback AKA David Steadson!

  2. Is broke losers on your list? Had a few beg me to help buy them lunch. When you spend every dollar on this cult. There's no savings at all


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.