Monday, March 17, 2014

My Husband Is Married To Amway

“My husband is married to Amway!” Those could be my words but instead someone found their way to the blog by Googling my husband is married to Amway.


Been there done that. The resulting baby is a blog called Married to an Ambot!


Its a horrible helpless feeling when your husband is married to Amway which also means he’s married to the assholes in his upline. There was a time when your husband vowed to love honor and cherish his wife. Unfortunately when he signed up with the Amway cult he stopped loving honoring and cherishing his wife and instead he now loves honors and cherishes Amway and the Amway assholes in his upline.


The Amway cult group we were part of WWDB is better referred to as World Wide Destructive Bastards because all the assholes in this cult want to do is destroy other people’s lives.


The first thing the assholes in your husband’s Amway upline want to do is drag the wife into the cult. If the wife is also brainwashed then its easier to convince both of them to spend hundreds of dollars each month buying shitty overpriced Amway products, buy CD’s and books, and attend every Amway meeting and function.


If the wife is like me they probably attend some so they’ve got some idea of the creepy brainwashing worshipping shit that goes on at Amway cult meetings.


If the wife is like me and can’t stand the fucking asshole that sponsored them into Amway she’s not too likely to show up anywhere - whether it be an Amway meeting or a Rolling Stones concert – if that son of a bitch is going to be there.


If the wife is like me and can’t stand the sack of shit Platinum Amway cult leader then she’s also going to avoid being anywhere that fucker is.


If the wife is like me and can’t stand none of those fucked up piece of shit assholes in the Amway upline she is going to avoid being anywhere those fuckers are.


If the wife is like me and doesn’t want overpriced shitty useless substandard Amway products in the house she is going to go out and buy reasonably priced products that she actually needs and wants that taste good or get the cleaning job done and face the doom and gloom and hell from the assholes in the Amway cult for not supporting their business.


If the wife is like me she’s going to say if the only customers your business has is yourself then you’re a fucking moron!!!!


The wife is not going to be at all impressed by the amount of money that is being sucked out of them thanks to her husband being married to Amway.


The wife is not going to be too happy at all the time her husband is forced to spend with the assholes in his Amway upline thanks to her husband being married to Amway.


The wife is going to hate the personality change that comes over her husband thanks to being brainwashed by the Amway cult and being married to Amway. The nice man she married has now become a condescending sneering Amway asshole who has the attitude that he is better than everyone else simply because he is in Amway and they’re not.


The husband also becomes paranoid of all things that he deems to be “negative”. This would be everyone and anything that has a different opinion than his sack of shit Platinum or any other Amway cult leaders. Yup, the wife can thank her husband being married to Amway for the brainwashed demon ambot he has become.


The Amway assholes in her husband’s upline are now brainwashing the ambot that his wife is an unsupportive, negative, unchristian dream stealer and that he would be better off without her. That’s all part of the ulterior motive of WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards to separate their cult followers from anything that has the potential to cut off the money supply flowing upwards to them. The only thing that brings Amway assholes happiness is destroying other people’s lives. Yet another joy that comes to the wife thanks to her husband being married to Amway.


The husband has now become a bigamist because he is also married to Amway. Cult brainwashing complete: Amway is the only thing that all ambots must truly love over and above everything else.


In this day and age most women will not tolerate a husband who has a love interest relationship outside their marriage. Well maybe not some of those Nigerian scammers that show up on the Amway sex pages of this blog! Some women might try to hold their marriage together and give the husband an ultimatim - your mistress or me - forgive him, go for counselling, and rebuild their marriage. Other women will kick the bastard to the curb and file for divorce. And I’m talking about Amway here not a real live woman girlfriend. Hard to tell the difference isn’t it?


Most women who say “my husband is married to Amway” - one way or another won’t be saying it for a whole lot longer.


On behalf of all women whose husbands are married to Amway I want to send a big old fuck you to the Amway assholes in the upline!



  1. All cults (and yes, Amway-Quixtar is indeed a dangerous religious cult) are hostile to any pre-existing marital relationship, They distrust a commitment made to another person if the commitment was made before one member joined the cult. This is true in Scientology, the Sullivanians, and was also the case in Synanon, and in Jim Jones's cult in Jonestown, Guiana. Couples, if they do not think in absolute lockstep, are encouraged to break up.

    The attitude of all cults is "If you are not with us you are against us." This delusional, paranoid attitude manifests itself by blatant attempts to split up couples. If your up-line scum do their best to make you break with your friends, acquaintances, colleagues, and neighbors who are indifferent to Amway, then they will certainly not hesitate to urge Ambot husbands to dump their wives if the wives are not sufficiently brainwashed in Amway-Speak and Amway-Drivel.

    Amway is supposed to be run and operated by fundamentalist, evangelical Christians What sort of good Christians try to split up families, setting husbands and wives against each other?

    The more one learns about Amway, the more one realizes that it is a morally degenerate business.

    1. Anonymous - you're probably right that most cults are hostile to existing relationships but the only cult I've been exposed to is Amway. Though I'm aware of other cults and I'm sure the assholes in our Amway upline used the Jim Jones cult manual.

      The Amway cult is their own twisted religion. They say one thing like they're family oriented and their actions show they're not by trying to bust up marriages and families.

      And you summed it up well. Amway is a morally degenerate business. And you said it nicely. I'd have peppered it with a bunch of 4 letter words!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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