Thursday, June 19, 2014

Amway Cult Leaders Enforce TV Watching Ban!

Our Emerald upline once used a whiteboard where he drew a quadrant based on how much TV IBO’s were allowed to watch. All new IBO’s or maybe it was IBO’s under 2500 pin levels - don't remember - were in the square where no TV watching was allowed.


I’m not a big TV watcher but I do like a few shows. If I’m home I’ll watch the news. That’s a huge Amway IBO NO! All news MUST come from the assholes in the Amway upline. Its called information control!


I probably watch 10 to 15 hours of TV a week, maybe more if some good movies are on, so I’m not much of a watcher. Ironic numbers isn’t it. I’m sure any IBO would say I could take those same 10 to 15 hours I spend watching TV each week and turn it into earning $100,000/year.


Yeah, right. Been down that road. Heard that bullshit before.


Nothing any asshole in our Amway upline said to me was going to change my TV habits. Ambot would sometimes walk into the room and whatever show I was watching he’d sneer at me something to the effect of how is watching that show going to make me money. Here is a good time to point out that Ambot watches more TV than I do. He likes watching what he calls adult animation and sports. Cartoons and overgrown high school boys. How is that making him money in his Amway business?


Getting back to that quadrant for the life of me I don’t recall what pin levels the Emerald put in each quadrant. I was only shown his expert mathematical equation once. Wherever he was as an Emerald he was allowed most of his free time to be spent watching TV. I guess what was never determined was how much free time he has in a week.


The bigger picture is the real reason the upline don’t want IBO’s watching TV is because they want to control the information sources their downline IBO’s receive. Any news or current affairs or stock market advice the IBO’s receive should all be coming from their upline.


You Amway upline bastards can say whatever you want about watching TV. I’m not going to stop no matter how much you fuckers bitch at me. At least if I’m home watching TV I’m not losing money throwing away $10 going to an Amway meeting to listen to the latest Amspeak bullshit.





  1. If you build the pyramid correctly. You won't be able to afford a TV cable package or rent lol.

    1. Ha ha very true. They just catch it on the Internet the next day at a free wifi place!

  2. Im surpised the asshole diamonds dont start selling motivational dvds

    1. Nick - maybe they are and its one of those top secret Amway cult things so if you don't worship some sack of shit Amway asshole you don't get to know about this secret knowledge.


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