My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Ambot Desperate To Retrieve Check
11 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
So true! So true! As always thank you Anna for yet another belly laugh!! My co-workers think I'm strange for it but not nearly as much as when I was promoting Amscam! Thanks again... you ROCK!!
ReplyDeleteAnna, that was an awesome script right there! I nearly shit blood in my pants because that's exactly how Amway works.
ReplyDeleteYou work for nothing, only to be told you can't do anything on your own unless told to! You are also led to believe that everything provided to you, for self-consumption or for profit holds a higher quality just because, and if you think otherwise...you're negative!
What a desolate world Amway is, where nothing else can compare because Amway will always be better.
BobSandy
(P.S. Thanks for your blog Anna, it takes away the ache of losing those whom once were our dearest friends)
Hey there Anna,
DeleteSummer congress is upon us up here in Quebec and my girlfriend's going to be attenting. Thankfully, she did not even ask me to go this time. I think last month's fight was worth it after all ;). Anyway, here's to a weekend of fun and games with friends for me and a weekend of sitting in a stuffy room listening to boring amspeak for her... cheers!!! lol
~Osuwariboy
BobSandy - I'm glad you're enjoying the blog and the satirical script of life in Amway.
DeleteOsuwariboy - well there's still time for her to beg and plead with you to go with her.....
DeleteAnd yup you'll have a much better weekend. You know you should plan something really fun during the times she goes to Scamway meetings. Like booking a room at a resort and golf. Or book a deep sea fishing charter. Or whatever it is that you'd think would be a blast and that she would be sorry she missed out on because she went to an Amway cult meeting instead.
No matter how many times I've read this, I laugh every time.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteThanks Anna I am currently being targeted by amway. I'm going to expose them on video lol
ReplyDeleteKarl - 2 secrets to getting rid of an Amway Ambot. They're prudes. If you curse them out they'll likely go away.
DeleteIf that fails, tell them you're planning to produce and star in a gay porno movie and you're looking for investors and hound the ambot for money! LOL!
Get that on video! LOL!
Anna - You forgot one crucial end part:
ReplyDeleteAfter careful contemplation and promises that the riches were just around the corner, Comrade 1 lets the fish go and proceeds on bying ten more Amway sticks from his upline.
The fish was found belly up several hours later. It had died from a severe digestive tract failure.
Anonymous - that is a pretty good ending! LOL! We'll be rerunning this post in a couple of months, I'll try to remember to fit it in.
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