Tuesday, December 30, 2014

2015 New Year’s Resolution: Quit Amway!


Tons of people show up at this blog after searching for “how to quit Amway”. We’ve written about this before but it still amazes me that hundreds of people every week are searching for this answer and there is always a spike in these how to quit Amway around the time of Amway’s major functions. As Dream Night approaches the search engine is going crazy with people typing in “how to quit Amway” or “how to cancel Communikate”. New Year coming making a clean break of this Amway shit. Yay! You go!

Then it gets you thinking. Why do people need instructions on how to quit Amway?

Do people hit the Internet when they want to quit their Costco membership. It’s the same thing. Costco is also a buying club that charges an annual fee to shop at their store.  They’d like you to shop at their store so they can make a profit but if you don’t shop there and all you do is pay the annual fee then at least they’re still making money off you. If you decide not to shop at Costco anymore just don’t renew and pay your annual fee. Then find somewhere else to shop.

It’s the same way with Amway. They’d like you to shop their store so they can make a profit off you but they don’t give a fuck either as they get your money for the annual membership fee!

With Scamway the assholes in your upline are always out to get you to pay for the next Amway function while you’re still attending whatever useless shitty brainwashing Amway function you’re currently attending. That’s money in their pocket whether or not you show up. Just try to get a refund if you quit before you go. Those bastards have already spent your money. Tough shit!

You gotta pay a yearly membership fee to keep buying shitty overpriced Amway products. It’s a buyer’s club no different than Costco except I think Costco’s annual fee is cheaper and the prices are better and the products are better and the selection is better than what Amway offers. And Costco isn’t referred to as a cult with a bunch of fucked up cult leaders running around brainwashing people while you're shopping in their store.

Is it really that hard to quit Amway or is the hard part the emotional attachment the ambots have for the assholes in their Amway upline? Some people actually claim to like those bastards and the love bombing they get. They like this expensive social club they belong to that keeps them busy all the time. For those of us who don’t like none of that shit and the shitheads doling it out its no problem walking away.

With the New Year approaching people are making resolutions so how about adding quit Amway to the list and just make a clean break of it. With the New Year resolve not to waste any more money buying shitty overpriced Amway products, attending useless “business” meetings, worshipping the cult leaders in your Amway upline, and spending time with Amway ambots.

So to quit Amway:

1.       Don’t renew your annual membership fee. Or if you already did suck it up and write it off and walk away.

2.      Don’t answer phone calls, texts, emails or the door if its those fucking assholes in your Amway upline.

3.      Don’t listen to Amway’s brainwashing CD’s. Throw that shit out. Same with any Amway books or other bullshit motivational material. Into the garbage!

4.      Don’t buy any more overpriced shitty Amway products. No matter how much bitching the assholes in your Amway upline do. If you don’t buy products the upline don’t make money off you. If you’re on any kind of monthly automatic order system - cancel it or go in and delete everything or make it zero or whatever you have to do to get the order not to arrive.

5.      Cancel your credit card number if necessary so Amway can’t charge you anything more.

6.      Cancel any of the bullshit business propaganda the assholes in your Amway upline forced you into signing up for : Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, World Wide Dream Builders, or whatever cult sect you belong to. Now that one might take some work in the form of phone calls to get the monthly charges to stop.

7.      Don’t attend any more Amway brainwashing meetings or functions.

8.      Just say NO if any of the fuckers in your Amway upline harass you to come to meetings or buy Amway products. The insults, abuse and bullying will start because that’s all part of what makes a good Amway cult leader. Hang up the phone or slam the door in the fucker’s face. You don’t have to stand there like a good little ambot and take it.

9.      Once the assholes in your Amway upline realize they won’t make money off you no more they’ll drop you. They’re only your friends as long as you keep forking over money which means they were never friends at all. They will also banish all the other cult followers from having anything to do with you. They think they’re cutting you off when its actually the other way around. You’re cutting them off.

10.   If nothing else just curse them out. Amway assholes are a bunch of prudes and the foul language will horrify them and they’ll start screeching about don’t say negative.

And there you have it. Make a decision to quit and then follow through by cancelling everything that has to do with Amway out of your lives.

Make that New Year’s resolution stick: Quit Amway! Quit that stinking cult!

And lets send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the Amway upline who bullied their followers into paying for another years membership to their expensive buying club.

Wishing everyone a prosperous New Year for 2015 and if you’re not squandering your money away in Amway you already are well on your way to prosper!


14 comments:

  1. If I where to quit Amway. First thing I'd do is change my cellphone number which is peanuts to do. Compared to being involved in amway system. I'd hate getting more calls from those assholes after quitting

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    1. Anonymous - sometimes its not easy to change a cell phone if you've had it for years and have lots of normal people who might be calling you on it, especially if you don't have a house phone. When Ambot was quitting he got tons of calls from the assholes in his Amway upline and they were vicious! Especially from the sack of shit Platinum. And he just stood there holding the phone up like a good little ambot and took that abuse. And then I'd say give me that fucking phone but he never did because he knew I'd tell the asshole on the other end to fuck off except I wouldn't say it that politely!

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  2. When he quit did the upline show up immediately at the house? I dealt with very aggressive ambots calling and emailing. Even after I block them and acted uninterested

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    1. Hi Anonymous - I wouldn't say they showed up immediately because it wasn't a known thing for about a month. He stopped buying shitty overpriced Amway products - THANK GOD!!!!! And stopped going to Amway meetings even though the assholes in his upline were phoning to bitch about both those things. After we quit at least 2 assholes in the upline did come by the house and I think a 3rd one showed up a few months later hoping we'd renew for the new year. Yeah right. But what you've described is what happens. Ambots are cowards so its unlikely they'd show up at the house to bitch at you in person about quitting the Amway cult. Abusive phone calls and texts are more their thing.

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    2. I had a abusive ambot with his face turned red. Asking me what the hell my problem is? Why I won't sign up after so many meetings and sit downs lol. I almost burst out laughing. Didn't want to tell him I was in the scam and just wanted to waste his time. Plus all this shit on the internet doesn't help

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    3. Anonymous - that would be pretty funny. And yeah I saw more red faced ambots when we were in the scam than anywhere else in real life. And that's red faced from ANGER not embarrassment.

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  3. My new years resolution isn't to go to dream night. Noticed many dream night events happening in wwdb. I'll probably get a tbone steak and chill at home

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    1. Anonymous - great New Year's resolution! Woo hoo! Save money and brain cells your way! The search hits on this blog are running pretty much even with Ambots looking for information about Dream Night and how to quit Amway/Communikate.

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  4. I do not f***ing understand that dream night bullshit. They are paying money to go to these events and hear these aholes speak? WHY? HOW is this beneficial to your NONEXISTENT career?!!! Is this a conference about human rights or business strategies for your company..? What kind of BULLSHIT is this?! I never go to crap like this for any job unless it is crucial to my career (and not in the "ooh, you will never become a millionaire if you don't attend this meeting" way).

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    1. Hi Anonymous. No need to use ****! We say it like it is here. Amway ambots are fucking assholes! And Amway Dream Night is bullshit! The Amway message is you will never become a millionaire if you don't sign up with the Amway cult. And then once the ambot is inside the cult the message turns to you will never become a millionaire if you don't attend all these Amway meetings, buy Amway products, invest in the Amway tool scam, worship the Amway cult leaders, etc etc.

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  5. I know all of you feel very strongly about this, but I don't understand why you've experienced this type of craziness. When I left, NO ONE bothered me. I got a couple of texts just asking if I were going to attend a meeting or two, but after I said I quit, they responded with 'God bless' or 'good luck in your endeavors'. I was never harassed or bullied. I even remained friends with many of them because they're good, genuine people. Maybe I got lucky or all of you have just got with the wrong people.

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    1. Anonymous - there are a few people who claim they were involved in non-abusive Amway groups but they're certainly the minority. All cults do whatever they can to bring fallen members back to the flock. Just look at Jonestown. The cult followers who didn't drink the Kool Aid were shot. No cult wants their members to get away. You still have the Amway blame the victim attitude about you don't you. Bringing up some pompous bullshit that you're lucky and the rest of us got in with wrong people. All Amway people are the wrong people. I think you need to ask yourself why you'd want to remain friends with people in Amway. Are you so desperate for friends that you want to hang out with liars and scammers?

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.