My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, December 15, 2014
The Amway Masturbator Loves This Blog!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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Anna,
ReplyDeleteI still laugh when I hear that Artistry is a "prestige" make-up brand. Two of my dearest friends have been professional make-up artists for years (one in LA and one in San Diego). These girls know what they're doing! Anyway, over the past couple of weeks, I brought up Artistry with them to ask their opinions. One laughed, and the other honestly had never even heard of it. Now, these girls are using MAC, NARS, Dior, Chanel, YSL, among other "prestige" brands, so surely they would be aware of another "prestige" competitor, right?? Wrong. One of them googled it and said "Oh it's Amway! Don't buy it! It's not on fleek!" That gave me a good laugh.
-Ollie
Ollie - the thing is the Amway cult leaders don't say the word "prestige" at Amway meetings when they say Amway is one of the top 5 cosmetics. This is something I found out after we got out of the scam. But either way, it is laughable!
DeleteIm trying to imagine ambots buying their family and friends junk from Amway or tools. Unsure if id keep my gf if she baught me sa8 or double x.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - ambots do buy Amway junk as presents. Yeah just what you want to find under your Christmas tree a box of SA8 or Double x. Or any other shitty Amway product. Yeah just tell the Ambot to save money and go to Walmart and buy me a box of chocolates or go to Amazon and buy me some CD's. Save money and get me something I actually want.
DeleteWWDB/Amway is promoting giving Ribbon gift cards as presents! Yeah, just what I want; a gift card that I can only use on a few products that Amway has selected. That PV sure is good though!
DeleteAnonymous - Amway Ambots were promoting Ribbon gift cards many years ago. My Ambot even wracked up the old credit card to buy some to give as gifts. For fuck's sake we could have gone to JC Penney's and bought a better product for cheaper. As you said, Ambots buy Ribbon just to get the old PV up there.
DeleteIBOFB is an Amway masturbator. He likes to circle jerk with his Amway droogies. He also claims that Artistry is a prestige brand and proves it by posting a magazine article from Timbuktoo from 1971. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! These fucking Amway assholes have such an unnatural devotion to overpriced shitty products. You don't see me going around to websites for people who don't like McDonald's and gushing about how much I love Big Macs. But then unlike Amway Ambots I don't have shit for brains! LOL!
DeleteI remember first learning of the euromonitor on your blog. I think there was this one ex ambot who was booted. Where he can't buy his double x or other Amway junk. But he has his Amway junk sent to a diff address. Because he loves his shitty amway crap and can't live without it. There are tons of nutbags like ibofb in this world
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that was when I first learned of it too! The ex-ambot who was booted sounds like our sack of shit Platinum. LOVED Amway products so much he'd be buried with them. Must have them always. After Amway fired him the 2nd email we got from him doing the Monavie pitch he was going on about how Amway products are shit. Ah we finally agree on something! You get out of Scamway nows your chance to stop using their shitty overpriced products but nutbags still want them. The ones who deprogrammed succesffuly from the Amway cult can go without.
DeleteI wonder if Amway corp slip the eurotrash monitor a few bucks to write a positive review or up their ranking. Can't imagine any legit magazine or website giving Amway a good review lol.
DeleteAnonymous - I'm sure Amway is running all kinds of scams that we'll never know about. Any legitimate news source or testing panel would have to be impartial when testing products, whether or not they like the company or have heard bad things about the company. They test for how well the product does its job, or how good it tastes and the price. All this criteria is compared against all over the products in the test. Amway could never come out ahead because the products are generic to substandard and the price point is too high. Whether or not the odd Amway products gets a good review but is not recommended due to the high price is another story.
DeleteI have been using Amway products since the 70s.
ReplyDeletethe silicone glaze car wax was the first.Very good product and lasted for 6 months.I must say that sa8 is the best
Only the Amway masturbator would think of using car wax on his dick before jacking off into soap.
Delete"I have been using Amway products since the 70s"
DeleteDon't compare the cost of all those Amway products you've used since the 70's to the cost of products in the stores that are way less expensive and work better and then estimate how much more you've spent for the Amway since the 70's. It'll only depress you to see you probably could have bought a fancy car with the price difference. And better quality, to boot.
Amway is all about throwing out numbers to confuse the ambot with the facts. He won't get that part about the fancy car. Tithing the Great Amway God has been more important for what 40 years now. Amway loser! LOL!
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