Monday, December 15, 2014

The Amway Masturbator Loves This Blog!


Every now and then this Amway asshole shows up here posting anonymously and saying he’s an independent product tester.

Yeah right. Product testers want to get their names/business out there so they’d be posting with their profile name that links to their website.

But this is Amway. Its all about being a liar and scamming others. Its all about owning a pretend business and giving yourself a pretend business owner title. Most Amway ambots choose something like President. I’ve never seen an Amway asshole pretend to be a product tester until the Amway Masturbator showed up here.

There are legitimate companies out there that test products and report their findings to consumer magazines. Sometimes surveys and test panels are hired by news media. And there’s that one in Europe that Amway hires that no one on this side of the world has heard of and no one can remember the name – Euromonitor? – I think. Companies like Amway go to that European firm, some kind of marketing group, and pay to have their products put on a list. I guess the more you pay the higher up the list you go. Amway paid enough to have Artistry put on the list at #2 for “prestige” cosmetics. Like what woman out there gives a fuck about “prestige” when buying cosmetics or anything else for that matter. Other things are more important like price, performance, name brand, etc.

The Amway Masturbator who’s pretending to be an independent tester has a major hard on for SA8 laundry soap and gloats his loving praise all over it like any other fucked up brainwashed Amway ambot does. I don’t know if he jerks off over other Amway products but everytime he shows up here he’s fucking and fondling Amway’s SA8. And we get it Amway ambots are liars so take that lie a little further and pretend you run an independent product testing company that always puts shitty overpriced Amway products at the top of the list. The lying Amway Masturbator does not say what other laundry soaps were tested, who were on the panel, the criteria used for determining what laundry soaps were good or bad, etc etc. Fucking lying Amway weasel!

$40 or $50 for substandard Amway laundry soap is not going to come out well in any legitimate product testing panel which uses price point as part of the testing criteria. In other words which product gives consumers the best bang for their buck. Consumer reports for many years put Tide at the top for getting laundry clean. At a quarter of the cost that Amway charges for their shitty SA8.

But you’d never get that lying little Amway bastard to admit it. Off in the pretend world of pretending to be a product tester where Amway always comes out on top whether or not any other products were actually tested or not is not important to a lying Amway asshole.

The Amway Masturbator uses Amway’s SA8 to jerk off while at the same time uses his other hand to type messages on a blog that’s all about making fun of Amway assholes. He’s probably jerking off into other Amway products too. Talk about expensive! Buying shitty overpriced Amway products to masturbate on! For christs sakes guy go out and buy a copy of Playboy. Much cheaper. And not as creepy as using Amway products to jerk off on.

 

16 comments:

  1. Anna,

    I still laugh when I hear that Artistry is a "prestige" make-up brand. Two of my dearest friends have been professional make-up artists for years (one in LA and one in San Diego). These girls know what they're doing! Anyway, over the past couple of weeks, I brought up Artistry with them to ask their opinions. One laughed, and the other honestly had never even heard of it. Now, these girls are using MAC, NARS, Dior, Chanel, YSL, among other "prestige" brands, so surely they would be aware of another "prestige" competitor, right?? Wrong. One of them googled it and said "Oh it's Amway! Don't buy it! It's not on fleek!" That gave me a good laugh.

    -Ollie

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    1. Ollie - the thing is the Amway cult leaders don't say the word "prestige" at Amway meetings when they say Amway is one of the top 5 cosmetics. This is something I found out after we got out of the scam. But either way, it is laughable!

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  2. Im trying to imagine ambots buying their family and friends junk from Amway or tools. Unsure if id keep my gf if she baught me sa8 or double x.

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    1. Anonymous - ambots do buy Amway junk as presents. Yeah just what you want to find under your Christmas tree a box of SA8 or Double x. Or any other shitty Amway product. Yeah just tell the Ambot to save money and go to Walmart and buy me a box of chocolates or go to Amazon and buy me some CD's. Save money and get me something I actually want.

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    2. WWDB/Amway is promoting giving Ribbon gift cards as presents! Yeah, just what I want; a gift card that I can only use on a few products that Amway has selected. That PV sure is good though!

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    3. Anonymous - Amway Ambots were promoting Ribbon gift cards many years ago. My Ambot even wracked up the old credit card to buy some to give as gifts. For fuck's sake we could have gone to JC Penney's and bought a better product for cheaper. As you said, Ambots buy Ribbon just to get the old PV up there.

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  3. IBOFB is an Amway masturbator. He likes to circle jerk with his Amway droogies. He also claims that Artistry is a prestige brand and proves it by posting a magazine article from Timbuktoo from 1971. LOL

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    1. LOL! These fucking Amway assholes have such an unnatural devotion to overpriced shitty products. You don't see me going around to websites for people who don't like McDonald's and gushing about how much I love Big Macs. But then unlike Amway Ambots I don't have shit for brains! LOL!

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  4. I remember first learning of the euromonitor on your blog. I think there was this one ex ambot who was booted. Where he can't buy his double x or other Amway junk. But he has his Amway junk sent to a diff address. Because he loves his shitty amway crap and can't live without it. There are tons of nutbags like ibofb in this world

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    1. Anonymous - that was when I first learned of it too! The ex-ambot who was booted sounds like our sack of shit Platinum. LOVED Amway products so much he'd be buried with them. Must have them always. After Amway fired him the 2nd email we got from him doing the Monavie pitch he was going on about how Amway products are shit. Ah we finally agree on something! You get out of Scamway nows your chance to stop using their shitty overpriced products but nutbags still want them. The ones who deprogrammed succesffuly from the Amway cult can go without.

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    2. I wonder if Amway corp slip the eurotrash monitor a few bucks to write a positive review or up their ranking. Can't imagine any legit magazine or website giving Amway a good review lol.

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    3. Anonymous - I'm sure Amway is running all kinds of scams that we'll never know about. Any legitimate news source or testing panel would have to be impartial when testing products, whether or not they like the company or have heard bad things about the company. They test for how well the product does its job, or how good it tastes and the price. All this criteria is compared against all over the products in the test. Amway could never come out ahead because the products are generic to substandard and the price point is too high. Whether or not the odd Amway products gets a good review but is not recommended due to the high price is another story.

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  5. I have been using Amway products since the 70s.
    the silicone glaze car wax was the first.Very good product and lasted for 6 months.I must say that sa8 is the best

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    1. Only the Amway masturbator would think of using car wax on his dick before jacking off into soap.

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    2. "I have been using Amway products since the 70s"

      Don't compare the cost of all those Amway products you've used since the 70's to the cost of products in the stores that are way less expensive and work better and then estimate how much more you've spent for the Amway since the 70's. It'll only depress you to see you probably could have bought a fancy car with the price difference. And better quality, to boot.

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    3. Amway is all about throwing out numbers to confuse the ambot with the facts. He won't get that part about the fancy car. Tithing the Great Amway God has been more important for what 40 years now. Amway loser! LOL!

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