Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Get Paid To Shop Online? Probably Amway Scam


When we attended Amway functions the Diamond leading the cult meeting would often brag about how he tells people he gets paid to shop online. The story usually goes he’s standing in line somewhere or at the doctor’s office – you know places where you’re most likely to strike up a conversation with a stranger – NOT! – and they’ll ask what he does for a living and he says I get paid to shop online.

Said like that it might draw a question from the victim like how do you do that – are you a secret shopper - and the next thing you’ll know they’re duped into coming to the next Scamway meeting.

Do a Google search that says get paid to shop online and see if what comes up sounds like a scummy Amway bait & switch scam. Here’s what I got on Craigslist but whether or not this particular ad is still up is hard to say. Most get flagged off as MLM scams.

Earn MASSIVE INCOME$$$ Helping Others Get Paid to Shop Online!!!

- IF YOUR LOOKING FOR A JOB, THIS IS NOT IT! THIS IS A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOURSELF TO HAVE TOTAL CONTROL OF YOUR OWN TIME AND INCOME EARNING!

-LOOKING FOR: -OPEN/BUSINESS MINDED INDIVIDUALS
-THOSE WHO WANT MORE IN LIFE
-SERIOUS ABOUT BUILDING A LARGE INCOME ON THE SIDE
-WANTING A HOME BASED BUSINESS

-GET PAID $$$ TO HELP OTHERS DO WHAT THEY DO ALL THE TIME WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!


-EARN UP TO "$1,500-$25,000" (PER WEEK)-- !

-NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY-- HELP IS PROVIDED! HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE IN SOCIAL MEDIA, MARKETING, PUBLIC RELATIONS, SEO YOUR DEFINITELY SUITABLE TO EXCEED QUICKER!!!

IF YOU FEEL LIKE THIS IS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE(WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON). I DARE YOU TO TAKE YOUR FIRST STEP ON REACHING SUCCESS WHICH IS GETTING KNOWLEDGE OR ASKING QUESTIONS! PLEASE EMAIL ME ASAP AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS RIGHT AWAY!

 

OK lets point out the obvious. The fucker who placed this ad can’t figure out how to turn off the caps lock button on their keyboard! LOL!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s an Amway scammer for you. Has to ask permission from the assholes in his upline first. LOL! Fucking Amway loser.

This ad was accompanied by a whole bunch of photos, mostly beach shots and Las Vegas. A sign that said “what would you do with $25,000” and a picture of a bunch of things one could conceivably buy online like camera, watches, perfume iPad, etc.

So let’s analyze this MLM scam ad starting with the headline that just screams “I’M A SCAM!” What do you hear at every Amway meeting, all about the massive incomes you can earn. And usually due to helping others, teaching them what you do and they do the same. You know the Amway plan to have gazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month. Eat one Amway food bar and drink one Amway drink everyday and teach 6 others to do what you do and they teach 6 others and they teach 6 others…….

Part of the ad talks about the old “business opportunity”. Amway ambots do that all the time but avoid saying the dreaded A word. Instead Scamway is referred to as “the business”.

Looking for open minded people who want more in life, want a home based business, want to make gazillions of dollars as a side income. Yup more bullshit Amspeak that can be heard at every Scamway cult meeting.

Get paid to help others is more bullshit Amspeak. They fuck with Amway ambots and brainwash them to believe they’re part of the Amway cult to “help others” like some bullshit noble cause. You want to help others get a job as a nurse or a cop or firefighter for fuck’s sake and stay away from Amway scammers!

Get paid to do what they do all the time (with or without you). Could that be shopping? That’s more Scamway Amspeak. You’re going shopping anyway, this way you get paid for shopping. Followed usually by “stuff that you buy for everyday use anyway”. I can tell you that I never used vitamins, bottled water, and energy drinks every day before Amway. Or after Amway. Only during. So how does this apply to me? It doesn’t. A better slogan is join Amway and get forced to buy overpriced shitty products that you never had any use for in the first place!!!!

Earn anywhere from $1500 to $25,000/week. Yup heard just about every number under the sun tossed out at Scamway meetings. And you can earn all this with “no experience necessary”. LOL! People who are really earning that kind of money received training and are well experienced at what they do, like say heart surgeons and airline pilots. Would you want to get on a plane with a pilot who has no experience flying a plane and gets paid $10/month, the same amount an Amway ambot makes if they’re CORE? And he makes more than that airlines mechanics! There’s a reason why these guys make the big bucks. Experience! Extensive training! If you’re told you can make thousands of dollars a week no experience necessary that just screams SCAM all over it.

Then the old bullshit about how this seems too good to be true then a dare to phone to get more info. Some bullshitter named Lew put this ad up and his phone number but I won’t post it here.

To wrap it up, it is highly unlikely there will be a legitimate job waiting to any ad about how to make money shopping online. Its another Amway scam, as taught at Amway cult meetings.

 

12 comments:

  1. A fellow I travel with from time to time who is an IBO uses this "earn money while buying from your own business" line as he prospects everyone he comes in contact with. He has many tactics to try and get someone to bite and most of them are vague ambiguous statements to lure victims to the bi-weekly moon landings in town.

    He has recently steered back to these tactics after I witnessed him giving out business cards with Amway printed on them. I watched one 60+ year old lady back away from him quicker then a hummingbird on a hot date after she read the card. The look on her face rivaled someone walking in on one of the crime scenes from the movie Seven as she backed away muttering "I was involved in this year's ago. " And with the agility and speed of Jesse Owens she entered her car walking backwards, and shit you not, sped off.

    Later that same day my Ambot travel companion struck up a conversation with a sharply dressed businessman. This fellow possessed a fully functioning brain and immediately smelled out the ploy by stating "your not going to start drawing circles are you... I know this has to be Amway.... right?" The Ambot fished out one of his cards and handed it to him and smuggly stated "well it's hard to argue with a 11.8 Billion dollar company." Then the businessman responded "but how much of it is yours?" Yep the kill shot. I can't make this shit up. This is the average day in the Ambot "business model." Watching this fellow prospect everyone from rescue workers at a crash scene (including the victims) to the dead is enough entertainment for me to tolerate him for a day or two.

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    1. Anonymous - most Amway ambots use these ambiguous lines to trick people into coming to a meeting. They go round about ways to avoid saying Amway otherwise no one would show up.

      I don't blame that old lady for getting the hell out of there! Anyone who's ever been in contact with brainwashed Ambots knows to get away from them as fast as possible!

      I'm just surprised he's using business cards that say Amway on them. Most Ambots use business cards they make up themselves with the phony business name they chose that they never paid to register and some trumped up title like President, Iman Asshole Enterprises. Anything to avoid any connection to the dreaded A word.

      LOL on that businessman! He's been hit up by more than one Amway asshole in his lifetime! Yeah standard Amway Ambot line is to brag about how much money Amway makes, not seeming to realize that this only very good news for the owners of the company, the lowly commissioned salespeople don't get squat of those billions. As the businessman pointed out. How's that good for you if the owners of the company make billions? I mean Amazon makes more in a quarter than Amway does all year. But Amazon doesn't get accused of being a scam. They sell good products at good prices, a concept Amway knows nothing about. The revenue is good news for Amazon's owners but it doesn't affect my lifestyle at all.

      Ambots have no boundaries who they'll prospect. Lawyers aren't the only ambulance chasers out there! LOL!

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    2. Never trust a person who cannot distinguish between "your" and "you're" and "too" and "to!" LOL

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    3. I don't know, Anonymous, seems the kind of narrow minded thing someone in Amway would say. These days with electronic gadgets that finish words and auto correct and probably not the actual word the person wanted to use, just about any version of a word is coming up. You know like vaginal extract instead of vanilla extract. That kind of thing. Damn auto correct!

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    4. "Never trust a person who cannot distinguish between "your" and "you're" and "too" and "to!" LOL"

      Actually, I'd trust less someone trying to sell me into a commissioned sales cult where over 99% of the people in it lose money, regardless of their grammar.

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    5. "Never trust a person who cannot distinguish between "your" and "you're" and "too" and "to!" LOL"

      That was totally tongue-in-cheek! I know that my Ambot relatives were so against college, but that sort of grammar is taught way before then! I am NOT in Amway and never will be! :)

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    6. Anonymous - I'm with you. Never trust a card carrying Amway asshole cause every time they open their mouths only lies come out. Regardless of their grammar! LOL!

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    7. Anonymous - we know when outraged Amway ambots show up here because their comments are peppered with spelling mistakes. Not just using a word incorrectly or auto correct feature, just full of spelling errors. Yeah! Stay out of Amway! Or you too will suffer from spellingitis!

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  2. I'm not sure the Devil would allow the dead Ambots into Hell but if he does I'm sure they're busy down there selling hot coals to each other. Meanwhile, up here Walmart outsold Amway last year by better than 43 to 1. Amway sales went down in 2014 to 10.8 billion dollars while Walmart inched up to $473.08 billion. Not to mention the other difference is that the Walton family doesn't buy their own junk and I'm pretty sure they don't buy that Amway shit either even though I'm sure they could afford the inflated price of it.

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    1. Anonymous - LOL! Selling hot coals to each other and putting together an MLM scam in Hell for overpriced hot coals! LOL!

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  3. I just did a Google search on "Get paid to shop online" and the first site I hit told me that the junk filter my computer guy installed for me is stopping them from showing me all the money making deals their site has to offer. I'm going to thank him next time I see him. Good job.

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    1. LOL! My computer guy didn't do such a good job I guess! I can search for these things and find Amway scammers! Though I must say I don't have any need to do such searches. Just fuel for the post.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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