Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Things To Do In Fort Lauderdale Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015


Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2015 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on May 2 to 3 2015.

Keeping up with the theme of finding better and lower priced things to do in cities holding Amway functions, instead of going to the brainwashing convention I’ve tried to round up a few fun things to do in Fort Lauderdale.

So what does everyone think of when they think of Fort Lauderdale? No, not Scamway. Spring break, sun and beaches! Anyone remember a movie, Where The Boys Are.

If you’re not hanging out a beach in the water, how about doing something on the water. There are boat tours of the canal system around Fort Lauderdale and I’ll pick on the Jungle Queen which is probably the best known one. http://www.junglequeen.com/ They have different sightseeing tours on a riverboat including dinner cruises, stopping on their island to see gator wrestling, and all different prices starting around $25 so check their website for more info.

The Bonnet House Museum is the type of place ambots “dream” about in all those dream building exercises they do. Costs $20 for the tour http://www.bonnethouse.org/

Everglades Holiday Park has all kinds of things going on including air boat tours and alligator shows. $28, less for kids https://www.evergladesholidaypark.com/

There are so many other ways to have fun around Fort Lauderdale that have nothing to do with getting brainwashed at an Amway conference, so have fun.

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas April 10 – 12, 2015
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015

Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015

Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015

Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015

Denver May 2 – 3, 2015

Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015

Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

WWDB Amway Spring Leadership sucks!




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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 29, 2015 at 11:04 AM

    Anna,
    I have an opportunity to go to the Spring Leadership this weekend free of charge. I've read many of your posts and comments. I haven't sacrificed a dime yet in the process. I don't plan on sacrificing a dime either. I don't have the money (and won't). Thoughts on attending simply free of charge?
    Thank you for always being available and responsive.

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    1. Anna BananaApril 29, 2015 at 12:57 PM

      Hi Anonymous. I'm glad you're getting something out of this blog.

      I'm sure you've heard the old saying there's no such thing as a free lunch. And literally when it comes to Amway functions - there won't be free food. It means that you almost always have to listen to someone's propaganda or sales pitch to get your freebie.

      If you go I hope you have a plan for an early exit and you're not counting on an ambot to be your ride home or back to the hotel because they will never leave early not even to take care of their unhappy guest. They're too busy worshipping the Amway cult leaders.

      There will be a lot of excitement, fast music, rah rah hype to get the Amway cult whipped into a frenzy. Don't get caught up in it.

      Then there will be an endless parade of Ken and Barbie Ambots standing on the stage bragging about how rich they are and if they can do it so can you type of motivation.

      There will be NO training or sales or leadership skills and how to get them. Its all about the cult leaders putting on a show to their followers. The bulk of their income is from selling tickets to events like this so they have to keep the ambots entertained. So they talk about themselves and how rich they got thanks to Amway (tool scam).

      Do you have money to eat at restaurants? Do you have money for a hotel if you're out of town? The oldest trick Amway Ambots do to suck in prospects to come to this event is say they'll take care of everything, all expenses. If you've read any comments here you'll see its the biggest lie around. The ambots tried to get the prospect to chip in for the hotel and then tried to sell them a bottle of water or food bar or whatever. You can go to McDonald's and get a burger, fries, and drink for the same amount of money and ambot will charge you for a shitty food bar.

      If you really feel you must waste your weekend or part of if you walk out early in disgust at the behavior of the brainwashed ambots, make sure you have money to cover your meals and hotel.

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    2. AnonymousApril 30, 2015 at 5:28 AM

      Anna's right. Keep your eyes WIDE open. They are slick and will try to disarm you with smiles and lovebombing compliments. Many of them are very slick and know how to twist words and almost have it make sense. They try to wear down the audience with long hours and endless bombardment of sound, music, excited chanting and breathless "testimonials". It's all part of the brainwashing, so keep reminding yourself of that.

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  2. UnknownJanuary 16, 2016 at 1:23 AM

    This is also a very good post which I really enjoyed reading.Miami Skyline Helicopter Tour

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    1. Anna BananaJanuary 18, 2016 at 12:04 PM

      Sounds like fun Alen. Much more fun than going to a Scamway function!

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  3. UnknownFebruary 11, 2016 at 10:51 PM

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    your thoughts and time into the stuff you post!!South

    Beach Segway Tour

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 12, 2016 at 2:04 PM

      Hi Alen. Thanks for stopping by. Just shows how high this blog is up there in the search engines for just about everything! Segway! Woo hoo! More fun than a fucking Amway convention that's for sure!

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  4. UnknownFebruary 19, 2016 at 1:20 AM

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 19, 2016 at 10:33 AM

      Hey Alen - we get it from your several comments. You run tourist excursions out of the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area. I get it that this blog is really high on the search engines but you aren't there other places high on the search engine results you can leave your calling card.

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  5. UnknownFebruary 26, 2016 at 1:06 AM

    That's a great idea!..I am so impressed… I am not very skilled at this sort of thing, but you make it look so easy! Jungle Queen Boat Tour

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 26, 2016 at 8:55 AM

      Gee Alen. You do Segway, helicopter tours and the Jungle Queen. Where will it end?

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  6. UnknownApril 4, 2016 at 2:17 AM

    I appreciate your article just about this good topic.Thanks for sharing.Miami Helicopter tour

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    1. Anna BananaApril 4, 2016 at 11:06 AM

      Hey Alen you should try posting on this year's post about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership in Fort Lauderdale 2016 instead of this post from last year.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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