Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Things To Do In Minneapolis Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015

Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Minneapolis, Minnesota April 24 – 25, 2015.

Hmmm. Shows what I know. Never knew Minneapolis is known for holding conventions. I always thought the only thing Minneapolis was known for was home to the Mary Tyler Moore Show!

No really. Practically everything I know about Minneapolis I know from watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Seeing as how its been many years since I last saw one of those reruns well that pretty much puts me as good as knowing nothing. I remember there were a lot of snow storms during the show. Anyway if you want to see the statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her hat in the air its in front of Macy’s at 700 Nicollet Mall. Here’s a page that has some photos of the statue. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/5735 Doesn’t cost nothing to go over and look at the news girl who’s gonna make it on her own. Unlike the Amway ambot crowd! They will NEVER make it!

Segway Tours  A little pricey at $80 for a 2 or 3 hour tour around town on a Segway but at least it comes in well under wasting $125 to be brainwashed at an Amway convention.

I have discovered the much coveted zoo in town. The Minnesota Zoo. At $18 its pricey but still comes under that pricey zoo up in Calgary! Seniors and children are $12.

Minneapolis Institute of Arts gets high marks on Trip Advisor. And its free!

Stone Arch Bridge Who wants to walk over the Mississippi River? Kodak moment!

OK. I found the perfect place for me in Minneapolis. Surly Beer! http://www.surlybrewing.com/ They used to offer free tour and free beer, but no more. It’s $4 and that includes the beer tasting and a souvenir glass. At least its better than those schnooks up in Calgary with the big rock problem doing a rip off $25!!!!

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas April 10 – 12, 2015
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015

Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015

Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015

Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015

Denver May 2 – 3, 2015

Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015

Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!


  1. There are many more things to do in MPLS than waste your money attending an Amway convention. You could enjoy shopping at Mall of America, go kayaking or stand-up paddling on one of the many lakes in the city, heck watch the new MN Viking stadium under construction-you might get more out of that than attending any Scamway event. I think the MN Twins may be playing at Target Field, Minnihaha Falls is a beautiful park to visit, The Guthrie Theater or Chanhassen Dinner Theater could offer a more cultural experience - there are many things to do in Minneapolis but 'ya better bring yourself a jacket 'cause winter keeps 'creepin back on us, 'ya know. Heck, walk the Nicolette Mall area in downtown and visit with all the Minnesota-nice folks - they could even maybe help you get Scamway deprogrammed - you 'betcha they don't like deceitful scamming folk!

    1. Hi Anonymous - thanks for adding more things to do in Minneapolis! Anything's better than going to a Scamway meeting. Staying in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive!


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