Monday, April 13, 2015

What To Do In Spokane Washington Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015

Amway Worldwide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Spokane, Washington from April 17 to 19, 2015. So that means another post where we find things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing conference. So would staying at home because that would save you time and money instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam and the incidental costs incurred getting and staying there. Anyway gotta get some keywords in cause I got lots of ambots searching.

No insult to anyone from Spokane but it does not seem to be on the radar as far as exciting tourist destinations go. It also doesn’t appear to be a convention town. Apparently some Amway cult leaders live in the area and so broke Amway losers must figure out how to get here for the brainwashing conference. I had to look on a map to find it. Looks to be east of Seattle by a couple hundred miles maybe? Near the Idaho border. Kind of off the beaten path.

This was a difficult task. I tried my old friend Trip Advisor and mostly all I came up with were parks, a place to buy fresh fruit and vegetables (a total no-no for ambots who are supposed to consume Nutrilite vitamins instead!), biking trails, and river rafting.

Spokane Riverfront Park - I don’t know. The name is not appealing to me. I think of rivers as mosquito spawning grounds. Not to mention you don’t know what kind of evil river serpents are swimming around in there. Oh. I guess that would just be the Amway upline! The rides seem a little tame to me: skyride, carousel, mini golf. Prices are here if you really must go

So sorry folks, kind of coming up dry in this town. But you don’t need to be dry. Surprisingly there are a few wineries in the area. Grapes grow well in Spokane? Try Arborcrest Wine Cellars

Here’s some more keywords to help ambots in their World Wide Dream Builders searches:

Las Vegas April 10 – 12, 2015
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015

Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015

Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015

Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015

Denver May 2 – 3, 2015

Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015

Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015

And lets not forget a few more search keywords for Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014 for those arrogant Amway bastards that think they have the power to turn back time! And the moron looking ahead to next year Spring Leadership 2016.

Signing off!

WWDB = World Wide Destructive Bastards!

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!


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