Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Things To Do In Kingston Jamaica Instead of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership

World Wide Dream Builders Amway is holding Spring Leadership in Kingston Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015.

This is an odd location for Amway to choose. Usually when people go to Jamaica they go to Montego Bay or Negril. You know tropical beaches not a capital city with loud discos and where its generally recommended that you don’t walk around. Finding things to do in Kingston instead of going to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership was tough. If you’re not going to a beach you might as well stay in your hotel room and watch TV. At least that would be more productive than going to an Amway function!

Off to my old friend Trip Advisor.

Get off the beaten path and check out the Blue Mountains. Wonder if you can pick up some coffee while you’re there.

Oddly enough the #2 thing on Trip Advisor is a departure lounge at the Kingston Airport. Enough said. Apparently the best thing about Kingston is getting out of town!

Don’t miss the Bob Marley Museum. It’ll set you back $20 but its still way cheaper than $125 for the Amway brainwashing conference.

Apparently don’t go to Portmore Beach because its dirty there. What do you expect? Kingston is a shipping port.

The biggest problem is the few Kingston Jamaica tourist attractions don’t seem to be attractive enough to have their own websites or much more information found on them online so I’m done.

Here’s some more keywords in about the other locations Amway held Spring Leadership but if you’re looking at going you’ve missed them all and only Kingston is left. If that’s all you’ve got left you better head to Jamaica or get a shit kicking from your Amway cult leader.

Las Vegas April 10 – 12, 2015
Spokane April 17 – 19, 2015

Honolulu April 18 – 19, 2015

Calgary, Canada April 24 – 26, 2015

Minneapolis April 24 – 25, 2015

Denver May 2 – 3, 2015

Fort Lauderdale May 2 – 3, 2015

Kingston, Jamaica May 23 – 24, 2015

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

All Amway functions suck!



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