And now for what happens when those ass kissing Platinums and Rubys are done…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions that Amway the cult of greed has provided for them. Or maybe its just stuff they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it then anyone can. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.
I got two words for all you fucking Amway assholes stealing money and lying to the suckers who forked over a few hundred bucks (or maybe more than that) to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion and pretend to teach them “effective business methods” and how they can make a difference in other people’s lives. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!
Time for some keywords to draw in Amway IBO’s who are desperately searching the Internet for information because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t tell them piss all. Putting the wrong years in is intentional because Amway Ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is or just because they’re a card carrying Amway asshole that gives them the power to turn back time.
Amway Family Reunion 2015
WWDB Family Reunion 2015
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2015
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2015
Puryear Amway Family Reunion 2015
Puryear WWDB Family Reunion 2015
Puryear Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2015
PuryearWorld Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2015
Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2015
Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2015
Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2015
Duncan World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2015
Amway Family Reunion 2014
WWDB Family Reunion 2014
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2014
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2014
Amway Family Reunion 2016
WWDB Family Reunion 2016
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2016
WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Amway Family Reunion sucks!
All Amway functions suck!