Thursday, June 18, 2015

People Springing Amway On Them At Dinner


I had a searcher come to my blog after googling “people springing Amway on them at dinner”.

Man that has got to suck!

So I imagined up a scenario about this nasty dinner surprise.

You’re at home one day and friends give you a call and invite you to dinner. You have no reason to suspect anything other than what it is a fun evening get together. Spending a few hours visiting friends, enjoying a meal and their company and afterwards maybe watch a movie, go for a walk, or do some other activity.

You arrive at your friend’s house. Things seem a little different than the last time you were there but you can’t just quite put your finger on it. There are pictures cut out of magazines that are stuck to the fridge: sports cars, the late Aaron Spelling’s mansion, the Eiffel Tower, a cruise ship. Seems a little weird but whatever. There are little yellow sticky notes posted around the house with messages handwritten on them: dream, grow your business, become a millionaire in 2 to 5, jobs are for losers. Weirder and weirder. You go in to the bathroom to wash up for dinner and there’s a small soap dispenser called Body Series. You’ve never heard of the brand but soap is soap. You squirt some out on your hands and its a nasty yellow brown color that stinks. Yuck. But oh well. You wash your hands and dry them on a towel on the counter. Damned towel has fluffies that are coming off all over the place mostly on your wet hands. You stick your hands under the cold water to wash the fluffies off and wipe your hands off on your pants this time.

The host invites everyone to sit down at the dinner table and asks what you want to drink. Choices are water or energy drink. What the hell? Every time you get together with this couple the choices are usually wine or beer. You decide on water and the host produces a product called Perfect Water. He tells you about the health benefits of this miracle water: it cures blindness, it cures cancer, quadriplegics can walk again after drinking it. Host blabs about the powerfullness of this water stems from the fact that its been oxygenated 14 times. Seems bizarre. Surely once would suffice. You take a sip. Tastes like any water that might come out of the tap. Not bad but nothing exceptional about it either no matter how wonderful the host thinks it is.

And speaking of the host what has happened to your friends? They are being overly nice and polite tonight. She’s wearing a dress and he’s wearing a business suit. Uh what happened to a casual night out? They didn’t need to dress up on your account.

The hostess brings the dinner out of the kitchen. She’s a great cook and you wonder what it is tonight. Chicken and roast beef are her specialities served with little baby carrots on the side, asparagus, new potatoes, and cornbread  She’s carrying a serving bowl. Inside is ---- macaroni and cheese? Hunh? Not even the nice homemade kind like mom used to make in the casserole with cheese she’d freshly grated and bread crumbs on top. This just looks like the nasty quick dinners that come out of a box with the cheese powder.

You take a bite and it tastes like shit. The macaroni is bland and the cheese powder mix has a sickly sweet taste to it that does not resemble cheese at all. Nasty! You force some in all the while wondering where the cornbread is. Or any bread. Anything to help push this meal down the throat. You wonder what went wrong with your friends because this is so unlike them. Perhaps they were running late tonight and they stopped quickly at the bargain basement shop and bought some of those ten cent boxes of expired macaroni and cheese. Gross! Definitely have to stop at McDonald’s on the way home for a burger because you’re refusing seconds and you’re famished. You count the minutes until you can politely leave all the while thinking your buddies are just having a bad day.

Hmm, maybe you can make up for it at dessert time. The hostess makes a delicious red velvet cake. Unfortunately that’s not what’s up for dessert tonight. She brings out a platter with four individually wrapped bars on it - one for each of you. Granola bars perhaps picked up at the bargain shack? Nope. The package says Nutrilite chocolate protein bars. Whatever. You’re famished after that nasty macaroni and cheese. You can eat anything chocolate. You rip the wrapper off and take a bite. Oh fuck! Nasty! The host is beaming at you and asks how you like it. You tell him. “Tastes like shit.” Oops he doesn’t look too thrilled at that review. “No seriously,” you tell him. “Don’t buy this one again its fucking gross.” You finish off the rest of the Perfect Water washing down that shitty food bar and trying to get the nasty taste out of your mouth.

Normally now is the time when you’d head into the rec room and watch a DVD but instead you want to leave and go out for junk food. The hosts aren’t making any move to get up from the table even though they’ve cleared the dinner plates away. The host tells you they’ve started their own business, Internet sales, and announces that everything you ate for dinner tonight can be purchased through their online store. Moreover the soap and towels you used in the bathroom can also be purchased through their online store.

All you can think is holy shit you’re going out of business real soon with shitty products like that! Instead you nod politely and wish them luck. They’ll need it!

But the host ain’t done. He says he’s looking to add a few sharp people to his leadership team and he whips out a brochure. You glance at it and realize  you’ve seen this business plan before when you got tricked into going to a BBQ that was really an Amway event in disguise. “Hey that’s Amway!” The host covers his surprise. “No we’re World Wide Dream Builders but we do use Amway to move our products for us.”

You’re still suspicious but decide to play along. “Well I’m glad you’re not with Amway because its a pyramid scheme and you’re going to lose a lot of money.”

“You’re wrong,” says the host. “We’re going to retire in the next two to five years and have residual income rolling in for the rest of our lives. We’re going to be rich by working part time ten to fifteen hours a week in our spare time.”

“Well good luck with that,” you tell them again.

But the little devil is persistent and tries to show the plan again. “All you need to do is eat one food bar and drink one beverage each day and find 6 people who can do the same. Its easy.”

“If its so easy everyone would be doing it,” you point out. The host tries again to get you to look at his plan yapping about PV and BV and once again you tell him you’re not interested. He looks pissed. “You don’t want to be a loser working a job for the rest of your life do you? Don’t you want to get your wife free from her job so she never has a boss again?”

“Not interested in a pyramid scheme,” you tell him again while he argues that its not a scheme and some bullshit about a 1979 FTC ruling that you don’t care about it.

“Oh look at the time. We’ve got to leave.” You hustle out and go to McDonald’s for a better meal.

You try to invite your friends over for dinner a couple of weeks later but they turn you down. “Sorry we don’t associate with people who aren’t in Amway.”

And you don’t hear from your friends ever again.

The end.


37 comments:

  1. hahaha... oh, that scenario has probably played out more times than I care to imagine. I went to a backyard dinner party once and their son was getting into Amway. They brought out "samples" and brochures for us to look at after the meal. It was awkward. But they didn't push it because I think they could tell from our faces what we'd say. lol

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    1. Anonymous - it was just funny that someone did a Google search for it! But yes it is played out in many forms. Usually people get suckered into thinking they're going to a different type of event or party only to realize they've been bombed by Amway.

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  2. This is a testimony that i will tell to every one to hear. i have been married for three years and on the fifth years of my marriage, another woman had a spell to take my lover away from me and my husband left me and the kids and we have suffered for 2years until i met prophet suleman, where so many people have been helped and i decided to give him a try to help me bring my lover back home and believe me i just send my picture to him and that of my husband and after 1hours as he have told me, i saw a car drove into the house and behold it was my husband and he have come to me and the kids and that is why i am happy to make every one of you in similar to visit this man viaEmai.prophetsuleman@gmail.com and have your lover back to your self

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    1. So let me get this straight... one spellcaster took your fictional husband away and another one brought him back? Dueling spellcasters? I can hear the music to Dueling Banjos playing. So pathetic. Your phony scam story makes it sound like men are just puppets who go wherever the latest scammer spellcaster sends them.
      Scam. I'm sure if someone sends their picture in to the phony spellcaster, all he'll do is masturbate to it while laughing as he takes your money. LOL

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    2. Anonymous - isn't Fuller a guy's name and isn't that a photo of a guy? Not that we're being homophobic here but when 2 men are married its not all that common that one of them will leave for a woman. Another man, sure. And that suleman prophet, would that be the octomom? I saw a news footage of these guys in Nigeria and they hang out at Internet cafes with all their scams going on and the spellcaster isn't the big money maker for them. They probably blew off getting involved in the Amway scam because word's out all over the Internet they'll lose more money than they scam.

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  3. Thirty-some years ago my cousin and his wife invited me over for spaghetti dinner. You guessed it. No I didn't join. I think they quit Amway a few years later.

    Great blog. Really enjoyed the HUA HUA HUA post.

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    1. HUA HUA HUA! Glad you liked that post! LOL! And thanks for dropping by the blog. Amway spaghetti for dinner. YUCK!

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  4. May be someone out there knows what i am talking about and know how its like to be invisible mostly by the one person you are in love with. I was in love an unhappy married man.His marriage was going to limbo and i was the only one there for him. He only saw me as a friend but he was more than that to me. I wish i had the heart to tell him before the went ahead and got married then, may be he would never had be unhappy and may be we both would have been together. Yeah it turned out i was too much or a chicken. Though we are together now literally because of the spell Metodo Acamu a very powerful spell caster i must say helped me cast to make him love me just as i loved him. A lot of people may have different opinion as to if what is did is wrong or right but really, it do not matter because he was in pain and his life was falling to pieces and i was his friend who was in love with him. I knew he was going to be happy with me and he is now. For the first time in three years i have he really happy i mean he tells me every time how free he feels . We are perfect together and i know we are always going to be like this. This would not be the case if not for the spell Metodo Acamu helped me cast. All that was required of me were just the materials that was going to be used to prepare the spell and note Metodo Acamu does not do spells for money i wish i knew why but i do not. He told me that i should get the materials needed for the spell preparing he told me to get them myself and if i can't find the materials all i had to do was send the total cost for it so he can help me. It wasn't easy to get them but i found them but it took a lot form me i would advice against getting them yourself because there are not only hard to but also difficult to mail believe me. I am only writing this short article for those out there with problems similar to the one i had. If you want to contact him use this email its what i used metodoacamufortressx@yahoo.com

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    1. So Carolyn what you're saying is you're in love with an Amway Diamond? Probably one of the ones who searchers show up here all the time looking for information on his girlfriend/boyfriend affair. Well Amway's all about lying and cheating so if you thought it was worth your while to get a spell caster to help you out with a lying cheating scamming Amway asshole then you get what you deserve. Once a cheater always a cheater.

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  5. I have seen a lot of testimony about his work on the the internet on blog pages and so on. I literally took a lip of faith to contact him and it turn out that it paid off. In my own case i didn't ask that him to make anyone fall in love with me or ask that my cheating wife comes back.This time i was at fault i messed up. I wasn't so surprise when she asked that we go our separate ways. It was right about that time i asked Akpe Osilama help me get my wife to love as she did before. I was able to provide the items he asked that i get for the spell and send then down to him.The spell does become effective at once cos just after i did what Akpe Osilama asked me to do with what he sent me, it took 16 hours before anything happened i even thought for a minute that i had met a fake spell caster but in the end i am happy with my wife again. I will also leave his contact for those who thing he can help them { chiefpriestakpeosilamaspellcast@yahoo.com }

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    1. So Joy you're sitting in an Internet cafe in Nigeria and copy and paste the above spellcaster bullshit over and over like you don't think you're going to have competition from Amway assholes who flog snake oil that does thing you claim chief bullshit can do.

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  6. I have seen a lot of testimony about his work on the the internet on blog pages and so on. I literally took a lip of faith to contact him and it turn out that it paid off. In my own case i didn't ask that him to make anyone fall in love with me or ask that my cheating wife comes back.This time i was at fault i messed up. I wasn't so surprise when she asked that we go our separate ways. It was right about that time i asked Akpe Osilama help me get my wife to love as she did before. I was able to provide the items he asked that i get for the spell and send then down to him.The spell does become effective at once cos just after i did what Akpe Osilama asked me to do with what he sent me, it took 16 hours before anything happened i even thought for a minute that i had met a fake spell caster but in the end i am happy with my wife again. I will also leave his contact for those who thing he can help them { chiefpriestakpeosilamaspellcast@yahoo.com }

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    1. So Joy you're a lesbian? I didn't know that Nigeria allowed same sex marriages.

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  7. I have seen a lot of testimony about his work on the the internet on blog pages and so on. I literally took a lip of faith to contact him and it turn out that it paid off. In my own case i didn't ask that him to make anyone fall in love with me or ask that my cheating wife comes back.This time i was at fault i messed up. I wasn't so surprise when she asked that we go our separate ways. It was right about that time i asked Akpe Osilama help me get my wife to love as she did before. I was able to provide the items he asked that i get for the spell and send then down to him.The spell does become effective at once cos just after i did what Akpe Osilama asked me to do with what he sent me, it took 16 hours before anything happened i even thought for a minute that i had met a fake spell caster but in the end i am happy with my wife again. I will also leave his contact for those who thing he can help them { chiefpriestakpeosilamaspellcast@yahoo.com }

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    1. Joy there's a lesson to be learned here and maybe you haven't heard this old saying in Nigeria but - once a cheater always a cheater.

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  8. Hello To The World At Large,

    I am Miss Wacks.,From united states of America.I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also cant do with out there lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back from this spell caster..AND AGAIN I WILL WANT TO ALSO TELL ALL THAT THIS SPELL CASTER I WILL WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IS HARMLESS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECT, BUT TO RESTORE AND GIVE YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE, COS WHEN I MEET WITH THIS SPELL CASTER THAT WAS INTRODUCED TO ME BY THE WIFE OF MY BOSS IN MY WORKING PLACE, HE MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE CAN CAST SPELL ON SO MANY OTHER PROBLEMS EXCEPT IN GETTING YOUR EX OR MAKING YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU MORE THAT WILL SUITE YOU. Last year December, My lover was cheating on me and was not also give me the attention that a man should give to a woman,And really that was troubling my mind and tearing my heart apart to the extent that i was not concentrating in the office the way i use to before the break up by my lover.And before that incident,I always see how my boss use to love his wife so much. I was binging to think that i was not doing the right thing to him that will make him love me forever,So i really gathered my courage and went to my boss wife office to ask her the secret that made her husband love her so dearly,In the first place she refused in telling me,She asked me why i am asking her such a question,That if is it not normal for every man to love his wife.I told her the reason that made me ask her about this question,That my lover started cheating on me lately,When i knelt down before her for her to see my seriousness in this issue that i went to ask her,She opened up to me by telling me that i should not tell anybody about what she want to tell me,The wife to my boss started to say to me that she used a very powerful spell on his husband to love her,And the spell that she used is harmless, But the spell is just to make him love her and never to look for any other woman except her. I QUICKLY ASK HER HOW DID SHE GET TO KNOW THIS GREAT,POWER,DURABLE AND PERFECT WORK SPELL CASTER,she said that a friend of hers also introduce her to him. Then i also ask her how i can meet with this spell caster.SHE SAID EVERYTHING TO ME,THAT THE NAME OF THIS SPELL CASTER IS DR OTIS DARKO ORACLE TEMPLE. My next question to her was how can i get this wonderful spell caster,She said she is going to give me the email of the spell caster for me to contact him for my problem,Really she gave to me this spell caster email and i contacted him and explained all to him,And after every thing that needed to be done by the spell caster, In the next two days, My lover that hated me so much came to house begging for forgiveness and i was so glad that i have finally gotten my heart desire..I was so grateful to this spell caster for what he has done for my life.. So i made a promise to him that i will always continue telling the world about his wonderful work towards me and also to other that came to you before and also the people that will also get to you from my story that i narrated online now..I will want to say to the entire world that you should not cry over noting again, That there is a great man that has been helping individuals to restore there Joy and smile in there faces !! The direct email to get this man is : otisdarko60@yahoo.com ,This is what i want to tell you all out there,That is thinking that all hope is lost ok. CONTACT OTIS DARKO TODAY: otisdarko60@yahoo.com. Thanks

    Regards,

    Miss Wacks.

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    1. Hey Miss Wacky how come you've logged in under Otis Darko's account? Did another Nigerian scammer leave his computer at the Internet cafe and he still had some time left so you jumped on it? Amway scammers sell snake oil for the same shit you're flogging so you got competition.

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  9. With my heart full of happiness and greatness, i am sharing my wonderful story with you guys, i thought i lost the man of my dream forever when Daniel[my boyfriend] changed to me all of a sudden all in the name of distance, he is tired of the relationship and his not ready to relocate or continue with the wedding plans as planned. i cried all my eyes out still Daniel was not ready to listen to me or his friends, luckily for me i came in contact with Dr Ereke and he promised to help me which he did and now i am the most happiest girl on earth, Dr Ereke wiped my tears away by helping me to bring me back Daniel to love me even more than the previous and we are getting married sooner than we planned earlier. This is my story of how Dr Ereke helped me, if you having any issues concerning relationship, health issues and all contact him at: erekespellcaster@yahoo.com

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    1. Stephen - seeing as how its against the law in Nigeria to have homosexual relationships I don't see how its possible to marry your boyfriend Daniel. And then you're so fucking stupid to list the email address of Dr Ereke who if he gets arrested will surely give up the name of his client. It's like those Amway dumb fucks who show up at this blog thinking it'll be a good place to prospect suckers and leave their email address. It just makes it easy for Amway to find them.

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  10. Her name is Esther Stephen, so she's a girl. In Africa it often happens that persons are identified by their family name first.

    In any case, her post is probably just designed to drum up business for this witch doctor Ereke.

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    1. No kidding. Either way just like an Amway Ambot paint a big letter L on the forehead.

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  11. I am Juan Hernandez, I am out here again because i am getting too many email from people all around the world to be asking about the reliability and legitimacy of Dr Ajayi Ololo the best spell caster in world. Read my story once more below and get it noted that Dr Ajayi is the best spell caster online and there is no one like him at all in the world. As any help / problem you are passing through, Kindly contact him via email below to get it solved without fail.
    No Body is asking or forcing you to do anything but i have an important message for those who are looking for way to get their relationship back.I need you to read this carefully and understand what I'm writing. Spell casting is real, And is as real as you walking into a pizza store to get one to eat.But you have to be carefully not to contact the wrong spell caster because some can really ruin your life for you.I was going to mention one real and trust worthy spell caster to you all but still it your choice to want help from him.I mean I'm not asking any one to contact him i just want you to know maybe you feel you're drowning in your problem and there is no way out then contact OLOLO SPELLS for help and i promise you will be glad you did because he is true and honest with is customers. contact via email: ajayiololo@yahoo.com

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  12. I want to use this opportunity to thank this great holy man called Priest Babaka for what he has done for me and my family. This great man has brought happiness and joy back again to me and my family. Priest Babaka has used his great power to help me bring back my husband within the period of 48 hours and also helped me in getting pregnant with his powerful prayers and after 7 days of applying his herbs.This is more than words can say, at first i didn't believe it but today it is so true and all thanks goes to him. i will advice every one out there that has a similar issue, and also any one who is willing to get his or her lover back and any one who wants to get pregnant quick to contact this wonderful man today and forever remain happy in life. email: babaka.wolf@gmail.com or Facebook at priest.babaka



    I want to use this opportunity to thank this great holy man called Priest Babaka for what he has done for me and my family. This great man has brought happiness and joy back again to me and my family. Priest Babaka has used his great power to help me bring back my husband within the period of 48 hours and also helped me in getting pregnant with his powerful prayers and after 7 days of applying his herbs.This is more than words can say, at first i didn't believe it but today it is so true and all thanks goes to him. i will advice every one out there that has a similar issue, and also any one who is willing to get his or her lover back and any one who wants to get pregnant quick to contact this wonderful man today and forever remain happy in life. email: babaka.wolf@gmail.com or Facebook at priest.babaka

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    1. Oh shit Sarah. Who the fuck told you to take that opportunity on this blog?

      Sure sign of a fucking Amway loser is duplicating themselves. Repeating themselves.

      Guess that holds true for other scammers too.

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  13. I want to use this opportunity to thank this great holy man called Priest Babaka for what he has done for me and my family. This great man has brought happiness and joy back again to me and my family. Priest Babaka has used his great power to help me bring back my husband within the period of 48 hours and also helped me in getting pregnant with his powerful prayers and after 7 days of applying his herbs.This is more than words can say, at first i didn't believe it but today it is so true and all thanks goes to him. i will advice every one out there that has a similar issue, and also any one who is willing to get his or her lover back and any one who wants to get pregnant quick to contact this wonderful man today and forever remain happy in life. email: babaka.wolf@gmail.com or Facebook at priest.babaka

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    1. Oh for fuck's sake Sarah. It takes more than prayers and herbs to get pregnant. There'd be virgins everywhere getting pregnant!

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  14. So Priest Babaka helped Sarah get pregnant by "applying his herbs"?

    I wonder if Babaka keeps his supply of herbs somewhere below his belt buckle, and dispenses them with a special insertion tube.

    Why do these nut-cases keep coming to an anti-MLM website blog to spout their absurdities?

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    1. Anonymous - Priest Babaka preaches the same bullshit and lies that Amway cult leaders do. All these Amway products have magical powers to cure everything. Only brainwashed Ambots believe that. And maybe some of the customers they suckered in.

      I'm not sure why these nut case priests think leaving comments on a blog devoted to making fun of MLM scammers is a good marketing opportunity.

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  15. Get Your Wife Back, Perfect Urgent Love Spell. Am Karen Renee from FL Usa All Thanks To Dr Osasu Who Brought Back The Love Of My Life. my girlfriend cheated on me and asked for a breakup. I don't believe at first i try to get back with her but all she told me was she’s with someone else. that she is no longer interested in marrying me at that point i was heart broken because i love my girlfriend so much that i could not let go off her all of a sudden she left me, i really love her and never can imagine my life without her. not until i came across a powerful real spell caster Dr Osasu who promise me 24hours urgent love spell to get back with my girlfriend, good twenty-four {24} hours. hmm-mm, it was a good night time at 11:pm within the days that Dr Osasu told me that my girlfriend will be back, at first i heard the bell rings getting close to my door i heard someone saying honey!!!, it sound familiar i opened the door and i saw my girlfriend standing and weeping in front of me. i was not surprised because its all i have been praying for her to come back home. Guess what 2 weeks after she noticed her system and her body temperature was changed and i took her to clinic for check up and the doctor told me that there is life in her which means she was pregnant i really wants to use this opportunity to thanks Dr Osasu so much and the love page that directed me to Dr Osasu if you have any problem getting your ex back, or predicament that is worse or exactly like this you have been into, contact Dr Osasu on drosasu25@gmail.com You can add him up on Whats-app/ Or call +2347064365391

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    1. So Karen the thing I don't understand is if you're from Florida why would you move to Nigeria to be with your girlfriend? That's a country where being gay is illegal and you could get tossed in jail. Wouldn't you be safer staying in the states if you want to get back together with your girlfriend? Or are you just giving us a breaking news story that Nigeria has relocated to Florida? I seemed to have missed this on CNN. Or are you just a fucking liar and found Amway wasn't as profitable as you'd hoped and you're trying a new scam now? You're as fucking stupid as an Amway Ambot! Next time get a phone # with an area code for Florida you dumb fuck! LOL!

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  16. I swear, I can't understand why these stupid witch-doctors keep on coming to your website to flog their magical charms and love potions!

    Do they think that Anna Banana runs an advice-to-the-lovelorn column? Do they think that fatuous teenage girls come here to whine about their lousy romantic life? Are people brain-dead in Nigeria? Are their perceptions as bad as their English?

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    1. LOL Anonymous! You'd think sometimes this is an advice to the lovelorn column. I'm married to an Ambot who loves a box of soap more than me. What should I do?

      Amway Ambots and Nigerians both got their brain dead thing going on that they think they can scam others with some stupid fairy tale and steal their money.

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    1. OK Mark the Asshole. First off your story's not unique. Do you know how many scammers from Nigeria show up here with spell caster voodoo doctor recommendations! LOL! You get a 0 for being unique you dumb fuck. If you read some of the previous comments you'd realize you ain't unique!

      If you're being 100% sincere and truthful how come your IP address shows you're in Dubai not the USA? It's my guess you're in Nigeria using hide my ass software on the IP address.

      Why would you want to be with Sharon? Clearly she has at least one lover on the side who got her knocked up. Wake up and smell the coffee you dumb fuck!

      And that list that Dr Oscar Dilan can help you with - Amway cult leaders and Amway Ambots claim Amway sells snake oil that can help you out with all that too. Though LOL on recovering dollars lost to scammers. That's something Amway cult leaders don't pitch. You ain't never gonna see your money back that you lose to ScAmway.

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  18. Obviously Nigerian women are more desperate than American women to keep a man in their life. You know just think about it. How many women or men that you know when their marriage is ending the first thing they say is I'm going to find me a voodoo doctor/witch doctor/spell caster/high priest and get a potion to keep this person in my life even though that's not where they want to be. Like just move the fuck on and find someone who wants to be with you.

    And I believe Amway Ambots will tell you that Amway sells snake oil to bring back your stray husband or wife. Amway losers are no different than Nigerian scammers. Just out to steal your money.

    Fuck all of them! Fucking scourge of the world.

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  19. Anna, it seems that once you get one apologist or promoter for a Nigerian witch doctor posting on a discussion thread, you inevitably get many more showing up, like flies on shit pile.

    Do these people really think that some goofball in Africa can fix up a broken relationship by long distance?

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    1. LOL Anonymous. Good point. These Nigerian scammers get attracted to the odd post like this one and as you said hang out like flies on a shit pole. If they actually read some of the above comments and responses and see they're just getting insulted maybe they wouldn't leave a comment. We've had to close comments on a couple of posts that are Nigerian scammer magnets.

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