Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Amway Is Killing Me!



A searcher on Google found their way to this blog by typing in “Amway is killing me”.

Literally or figuratively I have no way or knowing.

I’ve seen comments on other blogs and in the book Merchants of Deception where association with Amway literally killed IBO’s.  

Tired IBO’s died while driving home late at night from an Amway meeting and fell asleep at the wheel and were killed in a car crash. There were two employees at Amway headquarters who worked in the technology department (I think) who were married to other people but were having an affair and the man killed the woman and then committed suicide - if I’m remembering the story correctly. I read it some time ago and haven’t gone back to review it.

There are likely many other stories out there that we don’t know about. I’m sure some IBO’s have committed suicide after losing all their money, their house, and their family thanks to their Amway stint. All tragic deaths. I’d say its accurate that Amway has been a contributing factor to some IBO deaths. Actual numbers will likely never be known. Who keeps track of morbid details anyway where people were killed and Amway was the common denominator. Ambots will bullshit and brag about how people in Amway have low divorce rates compared to the rest of the world so why don’t Amway ambots brag about how many people have died thanks to Amway.

“Amway is killing me.”

What about figuratively? People often throw around phrases like “If you don’t show up at dinnertime with my pizza I’m going to kill you.” Unless they’re a mentally deranged individual they don’t really mean they’ll take the person’s life if their slice of deep dish pepperoni doesn’t show up on time. More than likely they’ll just be pissed off and won’t slice the person’s throat.

“Amway is killing me.”

Interesting topic for a search and I wonder how Amway is killing this individual.

In my case Amway was killing me by using my husband against me on the direct orders of his fucking upline and that son of a bitch Platinum. Amway took a lovely, kind, sensitive person and turned him into an ugly, sneering, condescending son of a bitch who looked down his nose at people who didn’t want anything to do with Amway and treated them like shit the way he was trained to do so by the assholes in his Amway upline.

Amway was killing me by stealing our money.

Amway was killing me by stealing our time.

Amway was killing me filling my house with their shitty products.

Amway was killing me by putting up with a pompous sack of shit Platinum who demanded my husband’s submission and adoration.

Amway was killing me by tormenting my emotional well being.

Amway was killing me by boring me to death sitting in at meetings and functions.

Back to the original searcher who says “Amway is killing me”. I sure hope he means this only as words of frustration and not that he’s actually considering killing himself, committing suicide because of Amway.

Good luck to you searcher. I hope you find the answers you need to break loose from the Amway cult. There is a way out of the Amway hell hole. Hope you find it.

And once again lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to Amway.

 

4 comments:

  1. Amway kills people by destroying their brains. Forcing people to become enthusiastic about soap products, multivitamin pills, and low-grade cosmetics is an excellent intelligence-killer.

    By the time you're showing up for rallies in far-off cities to cheer for some half-assed diamond in a cheap suit, your brain is effectively dead.

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    1. Anonymous - very true. Amway is no different than any cult, its all about brainwashing and destroying the minds of the cult followers. And forcing people to buy overpriced shitty Amway products they have no use for.

      Half assed diamond in a cheap suit. LOL!

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  2. Here's a brief poem that helps explain exactly how the Amway fraud works.

    A Scam by Scum: A Poem about Amway

    Amway, Amway, Scam-way, Sham-way--
    Screw your down-line any damn way!
    Make sure that you bleed the suckers
    To fatten greedy up-line fuckers..
    Amway's like all MLM-ing--
    Great if you're a stupid lemming
    Who's convinced that low-grade soaps
    Can be sold to other dopes.
    You'll get fucked by those above you--
    Platinum creeps who'll try to shove you
    Into heavy money losses
    In order to enrich their bosses:
    Those fat-assed, lying scum who've made a
    Fortune from the scam in Ada.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Thanks for bringing a little culture to the blog with your poetry!.

      A Scam by Scum! Love it! Perfect description of Amway.

      Great job! Will bring a smile to the face of everyone who reads it.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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