My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Amway Is Killing Me!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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Amway kills people by destroying their brains. Forcing people to become enthusiastic about soap products, multivitamin pills, and low-grade cosmetics is an excellent intelligence-killer.
ReplyDeleteBy the time you're showing up for rallies in far-off cities to cheer for some half-assed diamond in a cheap suit, your brain is effectively dead.
Anonymous - very true. Amway is no different than any cult, its all about brainwashing and destroying the minds of the cult followers. And forcing people to buy overpriced shitty Amway products they have no use for.
DeleteHalf assed diamond in a cheap suit. LOL!
Here's a brief poem that helps explain exactly how the Amway fraud works.
ReplyDeleteA Scam by Scum: A Poem about Amway
Amway, Amway, Scam-way, Sham-way--
Screw your down-line any damn way!
Make sure that you bleed the suckers
To fatten greedy up-line fuckers..
Amway's like all MLM-ing--
Great if you're a stupid lemming
Who's convinced that low-grade soaps
Can be sold to other dopes.
You'll get fucked by those above you--
Platinum creeps who'll try to shove you
Into heavy money losses
In order to enrich their bosses:
Those fat-assed, lying scum who've made a
Fortune from the scam in Ada.
Hi Anonymous. Thanks for bringing a little culture to the blog with your poetry!.
DeleteA Scam by Scum! Love it! Perfect description of Amway.
Great job! Will bring a smile to the face of everyone who reads it.