Thursday, October 15, 2015

Amway Ambot Lifestyle, Lack Of Money And Lack Of Time

I saw something on the news it must have been a travel segment and it said something to the effect that the two reasons people don’t travel is because of a lack of money or a lack of time. People usually have one or the other but not necessarily both time and money at the same time.

Unless you’re a lying scamming Amway Ambot trying to sucker a prospect and saying if you join Amway  in 2 to 5 years you’ll have bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month and you’ll never have to work again and all you do forever and ever is walk the beaches of the world.


When you’re inside the Amway cult you have neither the time nor the money to travel because both of these things or decisions involving these things belong to your Amway cult leader. Amway costs about $500 to $700/month for “serious business builders” maybe more. That’s factoring in a minimum quota of buying 100PV around $300 in shitty overpriced Amway products every month just to earn a $10 commission. Then you pay $50/month membership to the Amway cult sect you joined, buy dumb ass books and CD’s, buy tickets to listen to a bunch of fucking lying scamming Amway cult leaders preach the gospel of the Great Amway God, and if there’s a Scamway function that month hundreds more to buy tickets and get there and hotel and food, etc.

With all the above expenses plus whatever your monthly living expenses are, there won’t be any leftover money. And if there is and you’re dumb enough to brag about that extra money to the fucking assholes in your Amway upline you’ll be ordered to invest it back in your “business” in other words stockpile more shitty overpriced Amway products in your garage.

Lack of money is a given when you’re an Ambot inside the Amway cult.

What about time? Any extra time on your hands? Well that answer might depend on whether you got fired from your job because you spent too much time doing Amway business on the company’s dime instead of getting your own work done. I saw a lot of Ambots get fired when we were inside the Amway cult. And then it becomes even more problematic if the Ambot has no income he can’t afford to tithe the Great Amway God and probably has to quit the Amway cult because he can’t afford it no more so maybe getting fired wasn’t such a bad thing if it’s a wake up call that Amway is a scam.

But for a minute let’s leave out all Ambots who don’t work a normal 9-5 job because most have to work a job to afford their expensive Amway drug habit. Once work’s over they got less than 3 hours to do whatever they need to do before busting ass to get to the 8pm Amway meeting and most of those Amway losers show up closer to 7 to prove that they’re “serious business builders”. If they’re lucky they might get out of the Amway cult meeting around 11pm but they’re probably not that lucky because a night owl or a nuts and bolts session or whatever those Amway losers call it these days starts almost immediately afterward. The short break is to let prospects get the hell out of there because occasionally one or two people got suckered into an Amway meeting. Ambot getting home around 1 or 2 in the morning and then doing it all over again the next day is more likely.

Amway ties up your time! All your time so you can’t do anything else except pledge your love and devotion to the fucking assholes in your Amway upline and gush about overpriced shitty products.


So there you go. Amway Ambots have a lack of time and money because these things belong to their Amway cult leader.


  1. Anna, this is truly shocking. I knew of course that Amway was a stupid scam, but what you have described about its total control and domination of the lives of its members is really an eye-opener.

    Loss of one's job, financial desperation, unending repetition of a cycle of bad choices, denial about the true nature of one's enslavement, and above all the steady and relentless hemorrhaging of money, money, money...

    It sounds EXACTLY like a serious case of drug addiction!

    The term "ambot" of course means Amway robot. But we could also start calling the poor deluded members of the Amway Cult "Amway junkies." Like junkies, they are hooked on something destructive and ultimately suicidal.

    1. Hi Anonymous. Once you get inside the Amway cult everything is shocking. The way the cult leaders demand their followers time and money, the back and forth abuse and then "we still love you" bullshit from the Amway cult leaders is true evil.

      And as you pointed out Amway is very much like a drug addiction. Spending time with the other ambot addicts and blowing all your money plus going into debt to buy more overpriced shitty Amway products.

      There should be a recovery program for former ambots. Failing that there's this blog!

  2. I have read that if you are in Amway your up-line can dictate when and if you can have sex! Sometimes (I'm told) up-line will forbid spouses to have sexual relations until they reach a certain PV level. Can this possibly be true? What free-born human being would accept this?

    1. Anonymous - the assholes in the Amway upline do want to know about this because its just another way to control their cult followers. Our sack of shit Platinum forbid one guy to get his wife pregnant ie no sex. Anyway she eventualy had a baby and the sack of shit was outraged they or at least the ambot disobeyed in the sex thing. On the other hand Ambots are never home. Always out late at Amway meetings, no time for sex. And gor women Amway is a huge turn off so I'd say most Ambots aren't getting laid anyway.

  3. Amway addiction seems to be very similar to gambling addiction. The attraction (addiction) is being "in the action". Since everything in the Amway cult is extremely contrived to keep the money flowing upline the cult leaders nurture that MethAMphetaWAY high to keep the Ambot up late at night and hooked for as long as possible to keep the pyramid from collapsing. Hence the meetings, functions, brainwashing, bells and whistles and the feeling of "Success is just around the corner". And just like any other drug ring the money flows upward. The biggest difference is that the more conventional drug dealers don't preach about God while doing it. Don't experiment with Amway, not even one time.

    1. And trying to reason with someone addicted to Amway is like reasoning with someone addicted to drugs. They get defensive, snappy, irritated, close-minded and seek out other junkies to associate with who enable their addiction.

    2. Anonymous - although Amway is simar to an addiction its not quite the same. 95% IBO's quit within 2 years and I doubt the success rate is that high for drugs, alcohol, gambling. Those other addictions have 12 step programs or counselling available to addicts. Nothing for Amway addicts amd I think the owners should have that kind of program. They'll never do it though. Greedy bastards.

    3. Anonymous 2 - yup similar symptoms. Some other addictions are genetic. Maybe Amway too.

    4. Ten to one some stupid ambots will show up here to argue that addiction to Amway is somehow "good" or "positive'"or "liberating."

    5. The Ambots who like to get cursed out will show up here. The ones who waste their time thinking I'll discuss their pretend business when I don't give a shit are disappointed. If they want to curse put the fucking assholes in their Amway upline then they're in the right place.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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