Saturday, October 31, 2015

Boo! Watch Out For Amway Ambot Ghouls!

Its a dark and stormy night. The witching hour is nearing. Halloween! Soon there will be knocks at the door and yells of trick or treat! Demands of candy being forked over.

What could be the scariest demons appearing at our front door? Ambot ghouls demanding our money and our sanity! I've compiled a grouping of the scariest bastards I hope do not show up on our doorstep tonight. Halloween. Amway demons looking for new cult followers.

Happy Halloween everyone!



1 comment:

  1. Boo! LOL! Watch out for rare weekend posts on this blog.

    LOL! And even more rare a post with photos. Our blog master stopped adding photos to posts a long time ago because they're a pain in the ass. But this is an older post and reusing these photos isn't quite as big a pain the ass apparently! LOL

    Plus there's a tons of comments so they've been released and I'll start answering them.

    Happy Halloween everyone!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.