Wednesday, October 28, 2015

High Price Tag On Amway Laundry Soap And It Does A Pissy Job

An Amway ambot dropped by to leave a comment that is typical of any Amway IBO – lies. In this case the ambot claims that consumer reports say that Amway’s laundry soap SA8 is the best out there. I asked him – and yeah I’m pretty sure it’s a him, all women know SA8 is not as great as Amway ambots claim it is, which consumer reports that would be and that’s the last I heard from that Amway asshole.

That’s the thing with people in Amway and their constant spouting off lies and bullshit. Once they’re asked where this information is available their reaction is to lie, deny, distract, defend, and disappear. This Amway ambot is just repeating/duplicating the lies he heard from other Amway assholes. They lie about the quality of Amway products and their rating in consumer reports and because none of it is true they can’t back it up with magazine name and date or a web link where a consumer panel group study was contracted by a reputable company such as a national magazine or TV station. Not talking a web page where someone lists their personal preferences as opposed to a website with actual case studies and real people – not Amway ambots – participated in a test market.

Anyone can have an opionion. An Amway ambot’s opinion on Amway products is that they’re the best out there. The rest of the world who aren’t brainwashed Amway IBO’s sees the truth about Amway products – overpriced, substandard , shitty products. There are similar products that can be purchased for much less money at grocery and big box stores. So just because some Amway cult leader is yapping from the stage that Amway’s SA8 laundry detergent is the best out there and rated the best with consumer reports doesn’t mean its true. Ask which reporting company and the Amway cult leader will screech at you to never question upline. The reason you can’t question upline is because they’re full of shit.

Occasionally some Amway asshole will show up here and point to a blog where someone has listed their top 10 products – lets just say laundry soap – and Amway is at the top. Lets think about this you dumb fuck. Someone who is an Amway IBO wrote that top 10 list and they can put anything they want on it.

No different than if I posted the top 10 ice creams in the USA. Those would be my opinion and my personal preferences. Just cause I like a certain brand or maybe I work for them  and want to support them doesn’t mean the next guy who reads the list is going to agree. Probably has different order of their favorite ice creams. Also doesn’t mean my list is going to match consumer magazines lists or a list put together by a reputable company after doing consumer panel testing.

As we all know Amway ain’t a reputable company and Amway IBO’s are not reputable.

When ambots leave the cult, all of a sudden Amway products aren’t the best of the best anymore or they would keep buying them.

So what do people really think about SA8 legacy of clean laundry soap? Its laundry soap. Does the same job as any regular laundry soap. Go to Walmart. Laundry soap under $10. Amway’s prices? $40 to $50 depends on whether you buy powder or liquid soap. Legacy of clean? Its gets clothes no cleaner than laundry soap that can be bought for a quarter or a fifth of the price that are sold everywhere else. It doesn’t do some super spectacular job of clean.

I’ve used Amway’s laundry soap and then I went back to Tide when we got out of the Amway cult. Tide does a better job at getting clothes clean at a fraction of Amway’s cost. A Google search shows links to Good Housekeeping. Now who would know better than what’s the best anything that needs to be cleaned inside a house than this magazine! And ABC news that refers to Consumer Reports, and the hands down winner is Tide. I usually use Tide but I’m not against buying other detergent when its on sale.

An Amway employee told me she gets free SA8, one of the perks of working here. Does she use it? Nope. She buys Tide. She wants to get her clothes clean! A woman stopped by to say she’s washed her daughter’s bedding numerous times in SA8 and still can’t get the urine smell out. Apparently the kid is a bed wetter, thanks for sharing mom. What do I look like? Advice columnist for bed wetters? I suggested she try Tide to get it clean and if that didn’t work try Gain because its scented and maybe that’ll help cover the pee odor. She could also try Febreeze, new sheets, having her kid wear night diapers. But I mean really how many times is she going to try SA8 before realizing it don’t work.


No matter how much Amway ambots will try to bullshit you into believing that anything from Amway is superior and consumer reports prove it. Which reports is that? That company over in Europe whose name escapes me that Amway pays to have them put their Artistry cosmetics 2nd as the world best prestigious cosmetics. I wonder how much the company who got the number 1 spot paid for that?

Amway = liars and bullshitters.

Step away from those lying Amway assholes!


  1. Does it really matter if Amway products are any good or not? The poor brainwashed Ambots will use it until they either wake up or can't afford to remain in the cult any longer and the other 4% or so of Amway product not actually consumed by Ambots themselves (pity sales to Ambot family and friends) probably never gets used, just sits around the garage until spring cleaning time and then on to landfill.

    1. Anonymous - exactly. It doesn't matter what the quality is of Amway products. If the assholes in the Amway upline are cracking the whip and forcing ambots to buy buy buy. The Ambot wants to please their Amway cult leaders because it beats putting up with their abuse. Yeah that shit just sits around for ages once the Ambot leaves the Amway cult and then it clogs the landfill.

  2. Yes, there S8 sucks and so does their "Dish Drops" and window cleaner. Dish Drops suds go away after you wash a couple things and the "chemical free" window cleaner leaves awful streaks. Best window cleaner is one part vinegar and 3 parts water. Its costs a couple of pennies to make and works better. I can't believe anyone falls for Amway products. You overpay for their stuff, pay to have it shipped and it doesn't work as well as what you can either make or buy on sale in most any local store. Amway tries to sell anything - even brand name stuff in their catalogs online website. But you pay around 30-40% more than if you just went to and area retailer. It's such a stupid cult mentality. Pay more to feed all those uplines ? It's really stupid math.

    1. Anonymous - I HATED Amway's dishwasher soap because it only got about half the dishes clean then I'd have to wash the rest by hand and the suds didn't last but for a few seconds. Amway's overpriced products are pure SHIT!

  3. The whole thing about Amway products is this: they function solely like plastic chips in a casino. They have no intrinsic value in themselves -- all they do is represent something else.

    In the case of all Amway products, their intrinsic value is basically nil (which is why Amway doesn't dare to put them up publicly on store shelves, up against competing brands). The products merely serve as a kind of wampum that is passed from IBO to IBO, showing that you are a good little Ambot who does what his sacred up-line orders.

    The catechism of the Amway Church tells good little Ambots that part of their religious requirement is to always praise Amway stuff to the skies, and say that it is better and more concentrated and more effective than anything else on the market. This is blatantly untrue, but Ambots are expected to parrot it constantly, like a mantra.

    So when poor IBOs buy Amway soap, it's not primarily to wash anything. It's a religious act, like putting money in the collection plate for your sacred up-line. And when they praise Amway products, it's like saying "Alleluia!" or "Hosannah!" at a religious service.


    1. You said it Anonymous! Amway could never compete with good products in the stores that are better priced. Even if Amway were to lower their prices to be in the same range as similar products people still wouldn't buy them cause they're SHIT! The only market Amway has is selling to brainwashed Ambots. Normal people don't want to buy shitty products overpriced or not.

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    1. Oh for fuck's sake Lily. What the hell are you trying to tell us?

      And do you really think anyone reading a blog on avoiding scams is going to click on any of your links? Yuu're as fucking dumb as an Amway Ambot if you think that's going to happen around here!

  5. A woman who was once in Amway told me that she hated "Dish Drops" for the same reason you mention, Anna. They were pathetically ineffective. She called them "Dish Drips," because they barely gave you enough cleansing power to do a stack of dirty dishes. "Just a few drips," she would say.

    You know, in the distant past Amway would respond to customer complaints and try to improve (or even discontinue) unpopular products. Now the company is utterly cynical, smug, and disengaged. They couldn't give a shit if you happen to be dissatisfied with their products.

    In true free enterprise, companies respond to market pressures and demands. And Amway spouts a lot of propaganda about free enterprise. But in fact they don't give a damn about customer complaints. After all, the only thing Amway is interested in getting is new IBOs who'll buy the stuff for no other reason that to pump up their monthly PV.

    Amway represents free enterprise? Don't make me laugh. Amway is the typical bloated, corporate behemoth that survives because it has paid off enough politicians and agency officials to avoid being shut down.

    1. Anonymous - if you ever go to an Amway meeting or sales pitch you'll notice its all the men who go around bragging/lying/bullshitting about how Amway sells high quality products. If some of those MEN actually tried using Amway's soap products they'd be singing a different song. But alas its usually us women who are stuck doing the dishes or the laundry and we figure out really fast that Amway is selling an inferior product at an outrageously high price. As the woman you know said, Dish Drops LOL drops the ball when it comes to doing dishes.

      Amway is probably buying dish soap that the dollar store rejected and slapped their own packing on it.

      Amway's customers are brainwashed IBO's. About 4% of Amway customers are not commissioned Amway salespeople. Though probably related to one of those bastards! And yes Amway the company is as arrogant and smug as their commissioned salesforce. Amway the company doesn't give a shit about customer complaints.

      Real companies who care about their real customers want to do the right thing.


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