Monday, October 19, 2015

Too Many Fucking Amway Meetings!



Its bad enough on the night of an Amway meeting to actually have to attend one Amway meeting but the horror of horrors is that there are usually several Amway meetings planned for the evening and some ambots have the misfortune of attending all of them. The first is a “pre-meeting” with the Platinum or maybe the Emerald but that’s only if you’ve scheduled an appointment and if the fucker deems you worthy of his attention. Seeing as how ambots all have J.O.B.s no matter how hard they try to bullshit you they’re “business owners” and “own their own business” these appointments would be in the early evening after the Platinum and the ambots are off work for the day, so lets call it this appointment could be between 5pm and 7pm lasting 15 to 30 minutes or longer. This is usually held at a fast food restaurant or a coffee shop where the meddling bastard wants to see a budget, a contact list, how many times you’ve had sex in the past month, or ride everyone’s asses why they weren’t bringing prospects to meetings and lack of customers. If we were “privileged” to have the first appointment we were expected to buy the Platinum a coffee and snack. Even if we weren’t first sometimes the Platinum just turned to Ambot and asked him to get him a burger. No cash exchanged hands and of course Ambot hopped into action because the cult leader had stroked his ego and called him a server. Yeah in more ways than one! Serve me a burger and coke you fucking lowly IBO!

The Amway board plan meeting was either held at a cult leader’s house or someone elses house. They started at 8pm.

I’ve got better things I can be doing at 8pm like some good TV shows are on then. Ambot used to duplicate the assholes in his Amway upline and bitch at me and say “how is watching TV making me any money?” Well at least we weren’t losing any money by staying home and watching TV! Can’t say the same thing about time and money wasted at Amway meetings!

The pompous sack of shit Platinum loves the sound of his own voice. He’d spend the first hour telling the same old bullshit stories mostly about what a wonderful cult leader he is or about something going on in the news. Or doom and gloom predictions with all these businesses closing down. Ranting and raving mostly and often with a good dose of religion thrown in as following the Jim Jones manual for running cult meetings!

Maybe take him an hour or longer to fess up and mention the dreaded A word. He’d use a whiteboard and flash cards to present the Amway business plan. Eat, drink, and duplicate. Find other people and teach them to do the same. Find enough people and you'll be earning $300,000 a year.


The board plan drags on for 3 hours because he keeps getting sidetracked and goes off on various rants usually something an ambot mind perceives to be negative that's happening in the news. The sack of shit loves spreading negativity and scaring his ambots into submission.


I was ready to go home before I even arrived. By 11pm I just want to get the hell out of here. Go home. Go to a bar. Go to McDonalds. Anywhere but listening to the sack of shit!


Then the cult leader finally takes a break. Yay! We can go home. Then horrors! It ain't over yet! Anyone who’s not a “serious business builder” or anyone who brought guests can take them home so that pretty much means everyone stays because nobody can con a prospect sucker into attending and of course everyone in the room wants to get the glowing praise of being a “serious business builder”. The rest of us unfortunate bastards are stuck for round 2 or maybe round 3 if you were unfortunate enough to be part of the pre-meeting bullshit. Sometimes Ambot can catch a ride home with someone else and tells me to go home. Yee haw! I don’t stick around in case Ambot or the cult leader changes their collective brainwashed mind.


I stayed for too many late night teachings. These meetings last another hour or two. Very typical for Amway cult meetings to last well past Midnight. When cult followers are tired its easier to brainwash their minds. Now is when the pompous sack of shit criticizes the way people dress, the car they drive, their haircut, the people they hang out with, etc. Bitch bitch bitch. Mostly he bitches at the group for not sponsoring anyone or bringing prospects to meetings. He'll talk about the movers and shakers in his downline and sing their praises for the rest of the meeting gabbing on about how those are the people going Platinum, going Diamond. Not so far! Including him the fucking loser!


No teaching. No business advice. Lots of rants. That sums up what people are really doing late at night at Amway meetings.


Getting brainwashed!




8 comments:

  1. There's no getting around it: Amway is nothing but a sick cult.

    These endless meetings that you describe aren't about "business." They're all about brainwashing and mind control! And just like Scientology or the Jim Jones cult, their only real purpose is to hustle you for cash. Sign up more prospects! Bring more people to these meetings! Give me a detailed account of your life! Explain why your PV is so low! Why aren't you a mover and shaker like Dudley Doofus in my other line?

    These aren't intelligent comments from a mentor designed to improve a business. They are aggressive, intrusive, humiliating insults that are deliberated crafted to hurt and shame you into making more money for him and his up-line.

    It is a prime characteristic of cults to shame and humiliate underlings into obedience.

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    1. Anonymous - so true. I defintely knew something was off about Amway meetings and the people and when I went online and saw Amway compared to a cult everything clicked into place. The abuse from the assholes in the Amway upline followed by "but we still love you." The late night phone calls if we didn't come to a meeting. Tbat would be to my husband's phone and he just sat there and took it. With me yelling "give me that fucking phone". He knew I'd curse them out. They did too. Thats why they always phoned him. And the fuckers would bitch at him that I wasn't coachable. Translate that: I wasn't brainwashable. So much time wasted at Amway meetings.

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  2. Their true "Business" is to desensitize your nerves to a point that an individual is unable to distinguish between a fantasy and a reality. (A reality that an individual constantly bleeds money out from the pocket)

    Also, a desensitized individual is unable to distinguish between a truth, a lie and what is negative.

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    1. Amway is a pretend business. The Amway cult is very real as is the emotional and financial damage Amway inflicts.

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    2. Amway is for the weak to be preyed upon by the narcissistic uplines. It is a terrible cult - I have family members in it and don't even know who they are anymore. Total brainwash - I've seen it evolve for 22 years now - don't know if we'll ever get them back. I like some of their over-priced products but don't waste my money buying or helping and fucking upline or IBO profit from it. They're all scum of the earth.

      The brainwashing techniques call for late nite "meetings" with sleep depravation and mental bullying. Run fast and hard if anyone tries to "recruit" you.

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    3. You're absolutely correct about that. During the Korean and Vietnam wars, American prisoners of the Communists reported how they were awakened from sleep in the middle of the night for "interrogation" and "indoctrination" and other kinds of browbeating and humiliation. Amway creeps do the same thing when they call you late at night to ask why you didn't show up for one of their stupid, goddamned "business meetings."

      I only wish Anna had taken the receiver from her ambot husband when those arrogant Amway assholes called late at night.. Man, they would have gotten an earful from her that they'd never forget.

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    4. Anonymous - sorry to hear about your relatives. They're definitely lifers. Sounds like they have good jolting jobs that can support their expensive Amway habit. Never buy Amway shit. For the obvious reasons that it's overpriced substandard or generic products at best. You can buy better quality lower priced products at the drug store or grocery store. Also it enables the ambots when you buy from them, enabling their Awmay drug habit. Gives them false hope being a commissioned sales rep for Amway is the road to riches.

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    5. Anonymous - Amway cult leaders use all kinds of brainwashing and interrogation techniques to keep their followers properly brainwashed and indoctrinated to buy more Amway shit and worship the Amway cult leaders. Yeah I'd have like to curse out the bastards over the phone or in person. Best I got was when our former sack of shit Platinum sent out a group email I got copied in bad mouthing Amway and trying to get us to come to his current worship Monavie meetings. I replied all and cursed him out. I've never received any more emails for the bastard. I did get a couple of prudes on the list email me about the language. Their mistake. I replied with another earful and fortunately never got another email. Damn! I can keep it cursing as long as they keep messaging me. LOL!

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