The arrogance of those pompous Amway bastards is something I have never dealt with on such a high level of mass concentration before our time in the Amway hellhole. Fortunately it is something I’ve never had to put up with since we got the hell away from those Amway assholes!
You name it those Amway assholes pretend they’re an expert at it. I guess the fact that they run pretend businesses and they’re pretend business owners gives them all the credibility they need to be pretend experts on every subject under the sun.
I’m not saying that there are not ambots out there who don’t have expertise in certain areas through job, education, or life experiences. What I’m calling out are the Amway assholes who just be virtue of the fact that they are Amway IBO’s means that now makes them card carrying know it alls.
Those ambots are all experts when it comes to cars. Too bad none of them take their own fucking advice and drive around in shitmobiles that are 20 or 30 years old and always breaking down due to lack of maintenance. By that age many cars do run into mechanical problems and need to be completely overhauled. Being an Amway IBO means you are constantly broke because you have to hand over all your money to the Amway cult leaders so there is no money leftover for car maintenance or to save up to buy a new car.
Those Amway assholes are experts on all things plumbing and electrical even though most of them have never picked up a hammer or a screwdriver. I saw a house an Amway “expert” was working on. Some ceiling lights were falling out of their fixtures and he said he kept getting electrical shocks when he was touching sockets and switches. Oh gee I wonder why! The tile in the bathroom was not grouted right and squint and uneven. He was taking forever to paint because he had to keep stopping what he was doing to deal with the phone - calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline.
Those Amway assholes are experts when it comes to filling out your income tax. “Everything in Amway is a tax deduction! Claim that toilet paper!”
Those Amway assholes are “counsellors” even though they’ve never taken any formal training in counselling for behavior problems, emotional disorders, marital issues, etc. etc. “The facts don’t count!” Not when you’re an Amway asshole = automatic expert on everything!
Medical advice? Call an Amway Ambot. They’ll diagnose you and tell you the treatment consists of buying some overprice shitty Amway vitamins. Snake oil for whatever ails you! Pick up a case of Amway holy water! What’s the difference between Dr. Ambot and a Nigerian scammer? Nothing! They’re both fucked up liars trying to scam you out of your money.
Amway ambots are self proclaimed experts on everything - know it all Amway assholes. If an Amway product isn’t working for someone then the ambot tells thems they’re not drinking the water right or they need more vitamins. Amway ambots viciously defend Amways “prestige” products. There’s nothing wrong with them - the problem lies with the user. Yup its the typical old Amway standby response of blaming the victim. Same thing with Amway’s prestige tampons. If they leak after 30 minutes then us women must be putting them in wrong. Couldn’t have anything to do with the inferior quality of these products could it? Hearing a man giving tampon advice makes most women break down into uncontrollable laughter! But that’s an Amway asshole for you! Experts on everything!
The arrogant pompous know it all Amway bastards that I had to suffer are the biggest bunch of assholes I’ve ever met in my life. Troublemaking bastards who can’t mind their own fucking business.
The one thing that I’m an expert at is blogging about what Amway assholes are really like! No Amway know it all expert in everything will ever be more expert than me than cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!