Thursday, December 17, 2015

15 Worst Amway Items To Find Under Christmas Tree



I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html

Oddly enough all of those Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser is going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services and bags of bones!

So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.

What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!!  Shit! How do I narrow it down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I say I hate to stop at only 15.

1.     XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks
2.     Perfect Water
3.     Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin
4.     SA8 Laundry Soap
5.     Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent
6.     Amway Trim Advantage
7.     Glister toothpaste
8.     Satinique shampoo
9.     Amway Debut tampons
10.  Any kind of Nutrilite food bars
11.  Artistry lipstick
12.  Nutripet dog food
13.  Artistry eye shadow
14.  Artistry time defiance cream
15.  Any Amway CD
The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or others as Christmas presents.

Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning and see what's under the tree!



28 comments:

  1. Yes, Amway products are complete shit. I bought my ex-girlfriend perfume cause I knew she liked perfumes. Later she bought me a gift from Amway that had men cologne, shampoo, and body wash. The cologne didn't smell bad, but the shampoo and body wash was absolute trash. Didn't lather unless I used half the tube, and even then it didn't do a great job. Haha, besides my review on Amway products though, Ambots give no thought into purchasing gifts for people, they just get them Amway products. When my ex gave my cologne, I was slightly dissapointed in that I actually put thought into purchasing her gift (knowing she loved perfumes), while she just bought the same thing back for me cause it happened to be in her line of products. At first, I thought I was being too sensitive and over-dramatic, so I just shrugged it off, but now that I think about it, she just wanted to benefit herself while purchasing a gift for me... uggh.

    Twiggy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Twiggy - an Ambot is possessed by making money and pleasing the assholes in the Amway upline. Everyone else is inconsequential especially if they're not going to help him get rich in Amway. Ambots only buy Amway shit to give others as Christmas presents so they can get their PV up there. And yeah the shampoo and body wash was the shits. Like other Amway soap products, doesn't lather, make bubbles and doesn't get the job done as well as lower priced similar products that can't be bought at Walmart and drug stores. Amway sells products that dollar stores would reject. And there was something not right about the smell of those body products. Like medicinal menthol smell. I know you can say you might be oversensitive or over dramatic about your disappointment in getting a shitty Amway product for Christmas cause people always say its the thought that counts. But not with Ambots who are selfish thoughtless greedy bastards. So damn right you have the right to be disappointed at getting shitty overpriced Amway products as presents.

      Delete
    2. Just as my instinct had told me, but was too blinded by love…my husband is sleeping with my best friend. O God! He is even in love with her. I even was informed about this by an attendant at one of the grocery stores I patronize, but rebuked her rudely and angrily because I taught she had an eye on my husband. Times went on and days went past…I was living a life of ”blinded by love”. My husband and I have been married for 3 years now and I was surprised when I found out he has been living a ”happily married life” of pretense and deceit with me just because of my financial flamboyancy. This was how I found out about them (my husband and my best friend)…There was going to be a dinner for couples that resided in the estate, since it was the estate feast day. But I was down with an unknown illness so I told my husband that we wouldn’t be able to make it to the dinner due to my condition and he agreed (this was on a Monday morning and the dinner was dated for Friday). The next day, I called my dad and complained to him about my illness which the doctor had examined and told me there wasn’t anything wrong with me, of which i knew wasn’t true because I was going through hell inside of my body. My dad told me not to worry and asked me to contact our long time known herbal doctor (Prophet. Akim) (who has been God sent to my family in terms of spiritual help; he helped cure my dad off cancer, my mom off fibroid, my brother was awarded a contract with the world bank, just by his spells) on his email (prayerstosaverelationship”AT”yahoo”DOT”com) which I did. I didn’t get a reply from him till Thursday morning which he explained and blamed on his busy schedules with other of his customers that sought spiritual help. We swung into actions with the procedures of getting me cured of this unknown killer disease that was bent on getting rid of my life. I did all I was instructed by the doctor (herbal). On Friday morning, my husband woke up and told me he was going to be away for about 3 days on a business conference. When he left, I contacted the doctor for the final rites. When everything was done, by 1:45pm just as the doctor had promised, I was well again. I called my dad and informed him about this miracle. I went to my parent’s house which I haven’t been able to do in a long while because of the illness…everyone was happy. I was with my parents till evening, and after having dinner with them, I went to bed. Just as I was going to sleep, I got a call from a neighbor in my estate telling me that she could just see my husband with another lady at the estate’s dinner for couples. I couldn’t believe what she was telling me. Immediately, I Love to the venue and my eyes saw my ears… my husband just leaving in his car with my best friend. I couldn’t believe my eyes, so I tailed them for about 15mins and they drove into a hotel…hmmm. I went back to my apartment and without hesitation I called Prophet. Akim and told him of what I just found out. I told him I needed an urgent spell to make my husband develop sudden hatred for my best friend and immediately come back to me as soon as then. The doctor told me what to do, late that night, I got everything done. At about 3:18am on Saturday morning, my door opened. Who is this in my house this early? …My husband? In tears, he is confessing all he had been doing with my best friend and asking me to forgive him and accept him as the husband he used to be … I wept my eyes out. I immediately forgave him for I love him with all my heart. Now, my husband and I are living faithfully to each other and my illness, gone forever. Are you in need of any kind of spiritual, medical, financial help? Please contact Prophet. Akim on the above email address for your rapid solutions. (Re-write the email in its right form)

      Delete
    3. Mr Saint from Nigeria - you failed to tell us if the best friend your husband left you for was a man or a woman best friend. I'm curious. Same sex marriages are prohibited in Nigeria. How did you pull that off? And being a homosexual is against the law in Nigeria and you can go to jail for it. So Mr Saint just give your husband a break. Maybe he's trying to fool your government and taking up with a woman to avoid jail time. And speaking of which I think you should go to jail too. Not for being homosexual but for being a scammer.

      Delete
  2. Amway makes tampons?!? You gotta be kidding me. They better be long and thick, to make up for the fact that Amway husbands never have the time or energy to service their wives.

    I suggest that Amway offer a line of rectal suppositories as well. This way, when Anna tells them to shove it up their ass, they'll have something to use, while getting PV for it at the same time.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous - women can only wish Amway did NOT make tampons because our ambots buy them for us. Like all the other substandard products Amway sells the tampons start leaking after an hour. And Amway doesn't get that women don't like that. We can buy Tampax for a third of the price and they're good for about 8 hours. Then of course we get Amway losers showing up here telling us women if the tampon leaks then we must be putting them in wrong. What! How can a man be an expert in tampons? But when you're an Ambot you're a tampon expert too. Jesus!

      Yeah there's a lot of shitty overpriced Amway products that Ambots should shove up their asses. Tampons would be too kind.

      Delete
    2. That surprised me as well. Also surprising that they make pet food, would never feed my amazing dogs that crap. That's actually funny cause I remember my little sister telling me that my ex would always ask my little sister for extra tampons and stuff. Guess the shitty quality would explain why she always needed replacements, haha.

      Twiggy

      Delete
    3. Twiggy - someone left a comment here that their dog became violently ill after eating Amway "prestige" dog food and they had a very expensive emergency vet bill. You don't see Amway stepping up to pay that. With my dogs all the Amway dog food made them do was take lots of big shits. I've never seen so much dog shit on any other dog food. That's the difference between low quality crap that Amway sells and high quality dog food brands. The high quality dog food is generally low stool.

      And LOL on your ex needing to borrow tampons from your sister. That's because Amway's "prestige" tampons don't give the same protection as name brands like Tampax. She'd be running out fast. But that's what Amway is all about. The faster an ambot uses up their product the more they'll have to buy.

      Delete
  3. Anna, that pisses me off about the Nutripet dog food. I can't stand cruelty to dogs. My little guy came from the dog pound scared for his life (it was NOT a no kill shelter) but now he runs the show. I make sure he eats at least SOME (premium) dog food for the vitamins and such but he usually gets his way as I keep putting more fresh cooked meat into his dish to kind of bribe him into eating some dog food. My dog has gained enough confidence to tell me "Hell no I won't eat that!" but most dogs have to eat whatever their humans give them. Someone should sic the SPCA on Amway for that one.
    Most of the Amway Christmas "presents" probably make for some good solid landfill but I feel especially sorry for some of the recipients. I remember a friend of mine who got married to his girlfriend who had this little POS stereo system her grandmother had bought her for Christmas. The guy, Rick, had this super nice expensive stereo that he had to get rid of so Gwen's grandmother could see her little POS sound system when she came by their apartment to visit. In a similar vein nothing could be worse than having a loved one Ambot who expects to see you having their embarrassing Amway shit on display when they visit your house. Ugh!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Ray - Amway dog food is definitely cruelty to dogs. Especially the dogs who get so sick they require emergency vet care. My dogs big shits clogged the toilet when we flushed them but overall they didn't seem to suffer from eating that shitty in more ways than one dog food. Only I suffered. Just about broke my wrist carry several pounds of dog shit in a 20 minute walk.

      That's part of being in Amway. You have to prominently display your overpriced shitty products around the house in the hopes that visitors will ask about it. And then you can make a sale!

      Delete
  4. We got out quick. I want my $200 dollars back.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hi Anonymous. You should be able to get your money back. Our only downline quit after a couple of weeks because they didn't appreciate getting shit from the assholes in the upline for not attending an Amway meeting and they got their money back. Good luck with that. And congratulations for getting out quick before too much damage was done. $200 is nothing compared to the thousands that most Amway victims gets scammed out of.

      Delete
  5. Hi Twiggy. Those look like good topics for your website. And that's a good scenario. All pyramid schemes collapse at some point due to lack of participants. The best people to ask about Amway as a business are the first 2 blogs listed on the top right side of the page. These guys are good at getting back to you, though the 2nd David you pretty much have to be a highly educated scholar to understand! LOL! I've passed your contact to our blog master because this person sometimes does interviews and can give you ideas. But you know how it is at this time of the year. Everyone's busy. Good luck!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hey Anna! Thanks for your reply! I greatly appreciate it. I've been pretty active on Joecool's blog as well, haven't really browsed David's.

      Twiggy

      Delete
    2. Anonymous - Joecool has a good blog and breaks down why the Amway "business" is a bad idea. So does David at MLM American Dream Turned Nightmare but his writing is more geared to highly educated people so Ambots will be less likely to hang out there.

      Delete
  6. Thank you so much for your post. This post really help me a lot and I have learnt some new things from your blog. I am bookmark your blog for future visit.
    pure cambogia slim

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Stop posting your spam/scam on all the comment sections "shane".

      Delete
    2. Yeah really. You'd think this shane was another Amway loser! LOL! He shows up here every 3 hours to spam but at least every comment bumps this blog up in the search engine ranks.

      Delete
  7. I like your post. This post really awesome and very helpful to me. Please keep posting good contents. Thank you.
    kimera

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Jaxon are you sure you and shane aren't the same person? You both posted on a Christmas post and I don't where you are but Christmas is over for most places in the world.

      Delete
  8. Dear Anna:

    Believe it or not, we bought Amway Artistry Time Defiance Day Protect Creme SP15 for several years because after (i was going to say "careful", but then decided something simple like "many" would be better) trials of other products we decided that she could use this one. She has cancer of the skin T cells so she breaks into a rash if she puts anything weird on her skin. This product seemed to work - at least her skin didn't get any worse (although the product was REALLY expensive - as you've mentioned.
    The reason we're writing then is to ask if you might know of any comparable product - since Amway has apparently discontinued this one.
    Warmet regards - fred

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hi frazelle - thanks for stopping by. You know every few years someone stops by and says they used an Amway product that benefitted them. That cream was about $50 but if it worked on your significant other then that's good. However seeing as how Amway tends to buy cheap products to slap their own label on and then flog them for big bucks, you're going to find that identical product available somewhere else under a different name. Don't know where, can't help you there. Back to trial and error I suppose. I can't suggest anything because I have normal skin and use Olay and Avon products that work fine for me. Have you tried asking her dermatologist? Maybe even a cosmetician would have recommendations. What about an online support group for people who suffer from similar skin cancer who can offer suggestions for what worked for them. Good luck with that.

      Delete
  9. Wow, Anna Bannana - that was very helpful - at least you're honest. Yes, we've been trying to find something similar. And, yes, it sure was expensive - i cringed every time she'd say... "You know i'm running low..." - lol.

    Thanks again for your honest input and we'll try and take your suggestions under advisement.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hi Frazelle. I wish you and your wife luck at finding a face cream she can use - and one that's a whole lot cheaper than what Amway sold.

      A friend of mine used to work for Oscar Mayer. They also produced and packaged generic brand meats that were sold at other grocery stores right there on the rack next to Oscar Mayer products. The exact same thing. Generic packaging, cheaper price. And they're not the only company that does that. For example some big name peanut butter brands sell the exact same product for cheaper price with a different label on it.

      So what I'm saying is somewhere out there is a company that sells a similar face cream that slaps different labels on it for different customers and they're sold at different price points.

      She might also find a great product that someone in the Ozarks whips a batch up every week to sell at their local market. You never know.

      Delete
  10. Just few weeks ago I saw a comment about Dr. Ekpen Temple, someone talking about how he has help him in his relationship break up, I also contacted him because i was facing the same problem in my relationship, today i can boldly recommend Dr. Ekpen Temple to someone who is also facing break up in his or her relationship to contact him for help today because he has help me restore my relationship back to normal, here is he contact details (ekpentemple@gmail.com) or whatsapp him on +2347050270218

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Oh, please -- not more Nigerian witch-doctor bullshit.

      Delete
    2. Unknown - you can "boldly" recommend DR. Temple? LOL! Who talks like that? Well I can "boldly" recommend everyone not to phone a number that starts off with the area code for Nigeria.

      Delete
    3. I know Anonymous. Why show up at a blog that makes fun of scammers with their Nigerian witch doctor bullshit.

      Delete

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.