Thursday, January 14, 2016
Amway Assholes Making Assholes Out Of Themselves
You got to be a good liar to be in Amway and Ambots show up here to tell whoppers but not really all that much more different than the lies I heard at Amway meetings. On a website that is dedicated to making losers in Amway look like a bunch of assholes it’s just incredible how these Ambots flock here to further prove that they’re assholes. Just when you think you got all the proof you need that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes another loser shows up to make sure we know he’s an Amway asshole too! LOL!
There's the scam Amway Ambots lie about how the owners of the BBB and the owners of Amway are involved in a big orgy fuck fest and the BBB endorses Amway and all the other bullshit lies they come up with. Anyone can read the BBB page and see they're a 3rd party service to help with customer/business complaints and they stay impartial and don't endorse any business. The fact that Amway has to hire a small army of staff to respond to BBB complaints before the time’s up deadline and the fact that Amway's terms and conditions threaten termination to any IBO who brags about any imagined affiliation the BBB and Amway has means nothing to Ambots. They show up here bragging about how the BBB and Amway are in bed together. Now we all know that if Amway actually followed their own rules and fired IBO's bragging about the BBB then they'd have no one left to buy their shitty overpriced Amway products.
The lies about the compensation to be made in Amway continue to the extent of some lying scamming Amway bastards showing up here to brag about how they're retired at age 20 thanks to the bazillions of dollars rolling in every month from Amway while they sit back and do nothing and how rich they got after being in Amway a few months. I've even had a couple of lying scamming Amway losers claim to be triple executive Diamonds show up here and try to bullshit us. Theo being the most entertaining claiming to make $400,000/year from Scamway and he bought all kinds of chain restaurants, gas stations, and hotels on that Amway income. The other triple executive Diamond was anonymous and rolled off 2 insulting sneering typo filled comments before remembering his “title” and the 3rd comment he claimed that he was a triple executive Diamond. Here's the scoop you dumb fucks. Anyone who's reached that level in Amway is too busy trying to scam other people in real life instead of searching for information on the Internet about the upcoming Amway function. The big wigs already got that memo from head office!
Then there's the losers who believe the lying scamming Amway cult leaders that Artistry cosmetics is #2 in the world LOL! Thanks to a survey company in Europe that no one on this side of the ocean has ever heard about where companies buy their position on that poll. The reality is Artistry isn't even in the top 50 retail sellers of cosmetics, though they were a few years ago, but never at the top of the list.
Then there’s the fucking Amway loser who leaves a comment on the post about the world’s top cosmetic companies. That post is an ambot magnet. Every fucking Amway loser around shows up to screech and bitch on that post. This Ambot demands to know the name of the European marketing company that Amway uses to put themselves at #2 on prestige cosmetics and wants to know what proof I have Amway pays this marketing company. Well I have no proof. For all I know Amway is stiffing them on the bill. But it seems unlikely that if a client ain’t paying their bill then the marketing firm won’t list them as a client on their web page. The last Ambot who left a comment on this topic right on top of this other Amway loser’s comment even put a link in for Euromonitor and their Amway client page. LOL! This fucking Amway loser can’t even read the last comment ahead of his and get the information he’s looking for! LOL! Like we need further proof people in Amway are a bunch of dumb fucks! LOL!
And then we had a couple of fucking Amway assholes stopping by to brag that Amway made 12 billion in 2014 in sales. Seeing as how Amway's income has been sliding by a billion a year for the past couple of years and then like all lying scamming Amway assholes do they throw around a bunch of numbers to try to confuse everyone and claim they can’t find no interviews with Amway owners talking about last year’s losses even when readers to this blog even provided the link. But what else do you expect from fucking Amway losers. They’re taught by their cult leaders not to trust outside sources and to only believe and worship the Amway cult leaders. Still doesn't stop those Ambots from bragging about how much money Amway makes. And really why the fuck do they think we care how much money Amway makes or is losing over the past couple of years? That’s good news or lately bad news for the people who own Amway but to everyone else who doesn’t have a financial interest who the fuck cares? It’s like what are the cost of Facebook shares? It might be slightly interesting because Facebook is a popular company and the price of their shares has doubled from where they started on opening day, who remembers those shares sinking immediately but now they’re doing good. Good news for people who bought lots of stock when it was low but unless you play the stock market who gives a shit how much Facebook is worth, other than the owner of course.
And lets not forget the dumb fuck Amway Ambot from India who claims former President George Bush is now an Amway salesman! LOL! And the White House is eagerly buying up overpriced shitty Amway products so he can make a skimpy commission. Maybe they can get away with that bullshit in 3rd world countries where news and current affairs is hard to come by. Around this blog it just further proves that Amway Ambots are liars and scammers and gives us something to laugh about.
What about South Carolina’s Amway Masturbator who jacks off into SA8 soap. Having a weird sex fetish is one thing but showing up on a website that is all about making fun of Amway assholes and bragging about poking your dick into soap is just fucking stupid. Talk about LOVING your fucking Amway soap. And then he claims he made a sale of SA8 and delivered the soap to the woman’s house and then uh lets just say gave her a demonstration and claims she enjoyed it. I don’t know about the rest of you ladies but I don’t want any Amway loser or any other son of a bitch in Amway or not giving me a demonstration of masturbating into my laundry soap. And the Amway Masturbator found the one woman in the whole world who actually enjoyed watching that? Unlikely. Another fucking Amway liar. And fucking in more ways that one seeing as how he lives to fuck the Amway soap.
And let’s not forget all the Ambots who show up here screeching at us to do our research. It’s like fuck you. Our real life experiences at buying and using Amway products, sitting through countless Amway board plans, and going to Amway functions and listening to all the lies and bullshit from the Amway cult leaders isn’t research. Like what more fucking research do these Amway losers want than our real life experiences? And speaking of doing your research they can’t even take their own fucking advice because obviously none of those Amway losers did their research or they wouldn’t have jumped on the Amway bandwagon when there’s over 99% failure rate. Only a tiny fraction of 1% of IBO’s make money. Most people who do research would look for better opportunities than 99%+ failure rate. So right back at you you fucking Amway losers – do your research!
Let’s just send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway and their commissioned sales force who feel compelled to show up at this blog and make assholes out of themselves.
Fuck all of you!