Friday, January 1, 2016

Amway WWDB Dream Night Is A Financial Orgy



Yep you read that title right so go ahead and have a good laugh!

Someone asks the sack of shit Platinum what Dream Night is. Here’s the direct quote:

“It’s the boot to kick off the year to make financial resolutions for the group. It’s the financial orgy of the year.”

What the hell kind of answer is that? I can see the orgy thing capturing the attention of the mostly male audience in their twenties. Boy were they going to be disappointed when they showed up at the function! And like we need any further proof that sex deprived Amway Ambots are a bunch of horny bastards. I’ve always said if you want to drive more traffic to your website use lots of keywords about Amway sex.

World Wide Destructive Bastards Dream Night was held in a hotel’s banquet room and tickets cost $65 each. I heard that amount on the portion of the recording I listened to and then I heard the sack of shit requesting $75 each from the downline to cover their expenses at organizing and purchasing tickets for everyone. No one asked for clarification how come an extra $10 each went to the upline for typing a few more tickets into the WWDB website to order them and then all the trouble they had to go through to pass them out to the IBO’s. Fucking Amway scalpers!

The overpriced ticket gave the IBO a meal and forced them to listen to a couple of Diamond speakers and watch their videos. Mostly it was about the Diamond’s lifestyle or what they hoped to portray to IBO’s was their lifestyle, showing mansions, private airplanes, sports cars, exotic vacations, etc. And apparently they buy all these things with cash only - never incurring debt. Amway’s figures of an average Diamond’s annual income at $150,000 don’t seem to realistically conclude that mansions, luxury cars, exotic vacations, etc are sustainable on that income.

Smoke and mirrors. Lies and more lies. That’s doing the Amway shuffle.

The Platinum tells the cult followers his pitch to get people to come to Dream Night is:

“Are you currently with this economic crisis getting everything you can by what you’re currently doing or do you think you need to shift and do some more?”

If anyone said that to me I think I would go “Huh?” and then the IBO thinking he had a live one would repeat it and then I’d go “What the fuck are you trying to say?”

The Platinum said he was hosting a table for ten and then he asks around the room to see how many suckers the IBO’s have found to attend. What he finds out is that everyone’s guest lists consist mostly of family and not potential IBO’s which outrages the Platinum. He starts to ride the eagle’s ass to get after the people in his downline who don’t have the numbers of invited guests to buck up and do the work.

Ambot pipes up and says he’s bringing 8 guests. When Dream Night arrived there were no guests. Fortunately he didn’t buy extra tickets. Bottom line is everyone had lofty numbers but few, if any, brought new prospects.

For all the good the extra $10 per ticket the upline wanted for their trouble at purchasing tickets they fucked up anyway and the whole thing turned into a Amway shitfest fiasco. There were people in our group who were vegetarians. When purchasing the tickets from the WWDB website there was a meal option for meat or vegetarian. The Amway asshole scalper who was collecting the cash took everyone’s meal preferences at the time they forked over the money but didn’t necessarily tally the meal types when making his mass WWDB Dream Night tickets purchase. The tickets were handed out to the IBO’s when they arrived at the hotel all part of the control thing. Amway cult leaders are fucking CONTROL FREAKS!!!!!!!!

In case you haven’t figured it out by now just about everyone ended up with the opposite meal choice than what they wanted. Pissed off IBO’s stood in the hallway where there was a lot of ticket and table swapping going on while people tried to get a ticket and a table with their preferred food choice on it. This took a long time to sort out because the Amway asshole allocating the tickets kept running off to find the sack of shit platinum and get more tickets.

Big surprise these useless Amway World Wide Destructive Bastards couldn’t get their act together.


16 comments:

  1. I still can't understand how any IBO who has attended one of these stupid "functions" could ever be convinced to attend another one.

    "Dream Night" -- like every other asinine Amway function with a crummy catered dinner and a bunch of arrogant Ambots berating you -- is so utterly pointless and impractical that I don't see why anyone would want to repeat the experience.

    Is is masochism? Do some Ambots get off on being forced to travel hundreds of miles to some out-of-the-way city, and spend a fortune on hotel rooms? Do they like being insulted by their Platinum for not bringing enough paying guests with them? Do they enjoy missing important family obligations and jeopardizing their jobs just to listen to some fat-assed Diamond in a business suit give them a pep talk?

    Tools and functions are the two big Amway rip-offs.

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    1. Dream Builders or Dream Breakers?

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    2. Anonymous - you can be sure when the Amway cult leaders are booking the hotel banquet room they are asking for the cheapest meal. The less money they pay the hotel the more money in their pocket. So yes usually its a crummy meal. Rubber chicken if I recall.

      Is it masochism as much as being brainwashed that their life goal is to please their Amway cult leader? Nothing is more important to an ambot than worshipping the Great Amway God.

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    3. 2nd Anonymous - Dream Breakers, Dream Busters, Demented Bastards. There's any number of words that will fit the true meaning of those Amway shitheads.

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    4. How about "Dirt Bags"?

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  2. It might be a financial orgy for the upline Amway assholes who rake in the dough from their poor clueless downline suckers. Then they probably go get laid by the call girls in whatever town the Amway brainwashing function is being held. Since they have to be really good liars to even recruit a downline in the first place they probably just lie to the wife about that too.
    The rank and file Ambots get screwed too, but in a different way. Without any money the best they can do is to make love with five finger Mary but even that's hard to do in a flea bag hotel room with eight other Ambots in sleeping bags on the floor waiting for the lights to go out. Oh well, they can dream about how they will be raking in the dough a year from now. Just don't have a clue about the how. Come to think about it that would be a good inspirational story for the Amway speaker talking about the hard times.

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    1. Ray - that's a very accurate description. A roomful of Amway Ambots at every Scamway function hotel. And I doubt Ambots can afford call girls. They have to counsel with upline before every purchase, like I need a washing machine and the Amway cult leader says fuck no. That money would be better spent buying more Amway laundry soap.

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    2. "like I need a washing machine and the Amway cult leader says fuck no. That money would be better spent buying more Amway laundry soap."

      OMG, LMAO!!! You say this so funny with the oozing irony!!! (I am however very sorry for your real life peril in having lived through this hell Amway put your family through)

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    3. violet - that's how Amway works, convincing people to buy stuff they don't need. The no washing machine example is a good one. Hilarious. And happens more than you might think is my guess. You could buy a used washer for what it costs to buy one box of Amway laundry soap! LOL!

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  3. You also aren't allowed to go to the bathroom if you are at one of these silly functions. Your up-line will yell at you if you leave to take a piss.

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    1. Anonymous - the reason Ambots are not allowed to leave the room for any reason is that will be the exact time that the Amway cult leader has that one nugget of wisdom that will make the function worth it.

      Control freaks!

      I said fuck it and left to go find food or go to the bathroom or go for a walk. Anything to get away from those Amway assholes bullshitting the audience.

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  4. You can probably run a function like this at a cost of $25 to $30 per head. The rest is cash right into the pockets of the diamonds.

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    1. Joecool - that's what I estimated. That the Diamonds would profit $50 per person after the hotel costs were paid. If I'm going to pay $75 for dinner I'm going somewhere where I get my money's worth and where I don't have to put up with Amway losers.

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  5. Truth, most of the time, does not paint a rosy picture but rather, it exposes the wound. The need to cover the wound is so real, that deception is essential to paint a rosy picture.

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    1. Anonymous - very true. One of the reasons why this blog has to be here to make sure everyone knows Amway is a huge scabby wound.

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