Monday, March 21, 2016

Amway And Facebook



I remember at Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum would talk about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. I’m a little foggy on what the Amway asshole was spouting off on because he often went off on rants for an hour or so getting distracted constantly and heading off on a new rant as something else to bitch about crossed his mind.

Facebook started trading on the stock market May 18 2012 at $38 except it shot up to an opening of $42. It hit a high of $45 before settling in around the $40 mark. Over the next few months it dropped to around $20. These days stock shares are just over $100.

When Facebook first started many employees were offered stock options so today many of Facebook’s staff are now worth tens of millions of dollars. Many of them are in their twenties or early thirties. Many of them could walk away and never work again for the rest of their lives.

A concept that is pretty much foreign when it comes to Amway no matter how the lying bastards are all bragging about retiring at age 22. The only people who don’t have to work for the rest of their lives and have millions of dollars rolling in would be the heirs of the founders/owners.

Ambots go around bragging that Amway made $11 billion in sales last year. (Update from when this article was first posted – Amway’s 2015 sales are $9.5 billion – dropping by about 10% every year for the past couple of years.) I’ve had brainwashed ambots leave those comments on my blog. That’s great for the owners of the company but not so much for employees. Well unless any employees are given profit sharing options. I doubt it because I’ve had employees show up here to say that Amway gives them fuck all in benefits.

Take that 11 billion in sales. That’s not profit. That’s sales. Now comes overhead - cost of production, cost of maintaining Amway buildings, payroll, taxes, etc. I’m not sure how much is leftover after all financial obligations are met for profit for the Amway owners but I do know that the owners ain’t splitting their profit with the lowly employees/IBOs. They donate some to charity so they can take less of a hit on their personal income taxes and they are living in mansions and jet setting around the world. The heirs are not showing up at Amway functions flogging their wares.

The majority of IBO’s get a commission check of around $10/month from Amway if they bought the required quota of 100PV about $300 worth of Amway products that month. That’s how Amway makes that $11 billion in sales. An army of brainwashed ambots who will keep buying these overpriced products until they get tired of losing money and quit. Its bad enough losing all that money buying Amway products when the same products can be purchased at grocery and drug stores for less, therefore saving money. I might not be getting a $10 commission check from Walmart but if I spend $75 buying the same products that it costs me $300+ to buy from Amway then I’m coming out ahead. Especially since I’m buying better quality products from Walmart. I mean nothing pisses me off more than spending 3 to 4 times more money for Amway’s shitty dishwasher soap that doesn’t get my dishes clean when I can buy a better product at Walmart for a fraction of the price and I don’t have to wash dishes a second time around by hand.

I would say Facebook has probably created a lot more millionaires than Amway when it comes to people in their 20’s who can now retire and never work again.

I would say that Facebook doesn’t get called a scam or a pyramid scheme nowhere near as much as Amway does.

I would say that Facebook created a lot more people than Amway who were able to work for two to five years and then walk away and retire on their riches or have residual income rolling in for the rest of their lives.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of brainwashing and using mind control techniques as much as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of followers losing tons of money the way Amway does. At least not yet! Who knows what the stock market will do!

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of destroying marriages and causing as many divorces as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of causing as much emotional distress as Amway does.

I’d say Facebook doesn’t get accused of ripping people off like Amway does.

So just what did our sack of shit Platinum say about Facebook? Its starting to come back to me now! Mostly he bitched about this 22 year old founder who is worth billions of dollars. The fucker was probably jealous! The typical WWDB doctrine of destroying what other people have because nothing makes those World Wide Destructive Bastards happier than when they’re destroying other people’s relationships and finances.

Mostly the sack of shit Platinum talked about using Facebook to snipe prospects into Amway. Not a good idea because Facebook will suspend your account if you’re spamming recruits into your scam MLM pyramid scheme.

It costs $300/month minimum to invest in “your own” Amway business. For that you get back a $10 commission check. Take that same $300 and buy shares of Facebook stock. Or if you’re a CORE ambot you spend closer to $700/month investing in “your business” and you can take that $700 and buy shares of Facebook stock. Even if Facebook drops in half overnight and you sell, you still get more money back than that $10 you get back from Amway for investing the same dollar amount! And you probably have a whole lot more fun losing that money than you do losing even more money in Amway! Because when you’re losing money in Amway you still have to put up with being abused from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline. At least when you lose money in Facebook nobody is abusing you and calling you a loser quitter negative unchristian dreamstealer when you decide to quit and sell your shares.

I know I’d rather go around bragging that I own shares in Facebook stock than bragging that I’m an Amway “business owner”. One of them gains respect in the eyes of the person you told that too. The other sinks you a few notches down the old shithole that you’re a dumb ass for putting your money into a pyramid scheme.


32 comments:

  1. One of the best-kept secrets of Amway is that they discourage IBOs from making any kind of financial investment (stocks, bonds, securities, etc.) which might actually earn the investor real money over time.

    The reason? Very simple -- if an IBO gets good income from non-Amway investments, he is very liley to walk away from the financially insane Amway business after a while. Why should he stay, buying $300 worth of useless crap every month, and seeing it pile up in his basement? To receive a lousy ten-buck refund check?

    For this reason, Amway up-line always discourages down-line from making prudent investments in stocks or bonds. And they even tell down-line to liquidate IRAs and 401Ks -- advice which is so mindless and criminal that those who give it ought to be punished by public flagellation.

    Yes, many of those early Facebook employees are now wealthy. While your fat-assed Platinum is still flogging MLM crap (what is it now -- Monavie fruit juice?)

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    1. Hi Anonymous. That's very true. Around the time Ambot was getting sucked into the Amway cult I was looking at a Mrs. Fields franchise. Due to joint assets that would have come into play for the business loan I would have needed Ambot to cosign. And get this. Our fucking sack of shit Platinum talks him out of it because its not a good business venture. Like holy fuck this is coming from an Amway asshole who's in a business opportunity where only a fraction of 1% of participants make money. At least a popular cookie business in a busy mall is probably going to be successful.

      The real reason the fucking Amway cult leader didn't want me in the cookie business had nothing to do with whether or not it was good business venture but more to do if we had that kind of net worth where we could get a business loan then that meant we had all kinds of money to buy overpriced shitty Amway products and invest in the Amway tool scam.

      Like fuck that!

      But aside from your comments about how Amway cult leaders discourage any IBO's from other investments that might make them money and make them realize there are other things out there besides Amway to make money at, that's money better spent on Scamway. Those fucked up cult leaders opinion. NOT MINE!!!

      Yeah those bastards in our Amway upline are now flogging Monavie except for one fucker who defected to another scam MLM. None of them will ever make anywhere near as much money as the Facebook employees who started at the beginning and took stock options.

      But then you could say the same thing about Amway. The ones who made money got in early enough so now they sit at the top of the pyramid and the money flows up to them.

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    2. If they claim that IBO's will just work 2 to 5 years and earn residual income then why are IBO's staying in the business for more than 5 years? That would just prove that their claim is nothing but a pure lie.

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    3. Anonymous - everyone in Amway is lies. Including that bullshit of being gazillionairs in 2 to 5 years and stepping back and doing nothing for the rest of your life. Just one of many whoppers lying scamming Amway assholes tell.

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  2. U nless you are the son of amway owners, then $11 billion or billions of dollars in sales means nothing.

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    1. Anonymous - exactly. Unless you're the owner of the company the sales or profit made really don't affect the minions.

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  3. Making claims that they knew someone who retired at 25 because of the business must be red flagged.

    If this was true that someone retired at 25 because of amway business then why they will get nervous when you ask proofs?

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    1. Anonymous - that's because those lying scamming Amway assholes can't back up their lies when forced to provide facts. You know what its like. Don't confuse an Ambot with the facts.

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  4. Uplines don't want any downline to reach their level because if downline succeeds and reaches the same level then the tools profit would be split among them and uplines don't like profit sharing. It is upline's pure greed.

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    1. Anonymous - that's true. In Amway the Cult of Greed you can't cut greed pie too many ways or your slice will be smaller.

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    2. That is why upline promotes dedication to tools and functions. How will you show potential propspects "the plan" when you are attending those silly functions?

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    3. Anonymous - that's why the assholes in our Amway upline hated me because I had no dedication to their stupid tools and functions and no interest in scamming people to look at "the business" plan. What can I say? I'm too honest to be in Scamway!

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  5. It's amazing how important those stupid "functions" are to Ambots. They seem to get wet in the crotch just thinking about them.

    And when they are at these functions, they act like crazed drunks on an alcohol binge.

    It just goes to show how vulnerable people are to propaganda and hype.

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    1. Anonymous - maybe all those Ambots getting wet in the crotch would explain all the searchers coming here looking for information about Amway sex medicine.

      Yeah its amazing watching how Ambots act at Amway functions. You'd think they were at a Rolling Stones concert instead of listening to a lying scamming Amway asshole.

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    2. Amway "sex medicine"?

      The only sex medicine Ambots would need is a jar of vaseline.

      Because if you're in Amway, you're bound to get fucked up the ass.

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  6. As a regular Facebook user, I have seen a section between postings, "people you may know". The other day, what I saw first was a cross line Ambot I knew while I was in the cult. I checked out who his friends were, looking for another Ambot I knew while I was in the cult. I found her also. I also saw on this page my upline Emerald piece of shit, who I had to work directly with, once my sponsor quit. I decided to click on his page and read more about him. Bingo! He said he represents a "wealthy client" (he's a lawyer) who is looking for a few sharp people looking to make extra money...Blah! Blah! Blah! There was also another piece of shit Emerald I knew that also came up in this heading.
    Comes as no surprise they are using Facebook in their recruiting of new Ambots. I pity all those Ambots, because of all of the time and money they have lost since getting in. I quit in 2008. I also pity them because they must live in fear of the retribution they'll get from the upline sack of shit Emerald, who was supposedly a Marine Corps officer.

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    1. Hi David. Our sack of shit Platinum used to tell everyone even if they couldn't recruit someone to friend them on Facebook and that way you'd have access to all their Facebook friends and can recruit off that list.

      So Ambots are still looking for "sharp" people who want to make extra money. Like an extra $20,000/week working part time 10 to 15 hours a week. Sure sign its an Ambot is they're always looking for "sharp" people. Why don't they switch things up a bit and look for dull people.

      Yeah after the love bombing phase wears off most Ambots live in fear of retribution for the slightest infraction - probably imagined by the cult leader - and being abused by the assholes in their Amway upline.

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    2. The Emerald was a Jarhead? Stands to reason. The Marines were always the dumbest branch of the American military. The "Plan" must appeal to them.

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    3. Uplines will sell you "the plan" which is to work 2 to 5 years and achieve residual income but the uplines will do whatever it takes to stop downlines from achieving to "the plan".

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    4. Hi Annonymous: That Emerald would always talk about The Marines and how he was given a "Field Commission" during Vietnam. Myself, having served in Air Force for 6 years, I don't think anyone was awarded a "Field Commission". That is just not how the U.S. Military selects their officers. It is a process of intense scrutiny of the applicant and not everyone makes it.
      I think he is saying he's a retired Marine Officer to look good to his Ambots.

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    5. Dear David --

      The Marines haven't granted an honest-to-God Field Commission since 1973, towards the end of the Vietnam War. That's nearly half a century ago.

      This Emerald must be pretty damned old.

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    6. Anonymous - I don't know which are the dumbest branch of the armed services but I can tell you I've met some pretty dumb Army boys over the years! LOL! Maybe Marines are so smart their strategy is to play dumb so people can't figure out how smart they are. Hmmm? Something to think about.

      And now for a little extra something about my most memorable Marine experience. There was a fire burning close to I5 so traffic had to be rerouted through Camp Pendleton, which I believe is normally closed to civilians. And I just happened to be needing to drive that route that day. It was like a one hour detour on what would have otherwise been about a 10 minute stretch of highway. And the Marines were standing at all the intersections making sure the detoured cars stayed on the correct route. It's like a little city in there.

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    7. Hi David, it that Emerald was in the Vietnam War as the other Anonymous pointed out that was around 40 to 50 years ago so he's got to be pretty ancient by now! LOL! But there's a lot of old Ambots who are hanging in there trying to keep their downline motivated not to quit and keep buying Amway products and investing in the tool scam. You never retire in Amway because as soon as you go away, the downline loses interest and goes away too. But you can get a retirement pension from the armed forces if you put in enough years.

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    8. Anna: I'm not sure exactly how old he is. I'll venture to say he is in his mid to late sixties. It's conceivable he served in Nam. I still say his story about the Field Commission is total BS!

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    9. David if he's in his 60's he'd be in the range to have served in Vietnam. They got drafted right out of high school unless they could prove they were going to college or that they were gay. The other option to avoid the draft was to move to another country. But he's probably too young to have reached the military level he claims but who can check that at? And who cares. Everything people in Amway say is a lie.

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  7. Why would an ambot look for "sharp" people, if they are looking for sharp people then they are killing their network because looking for "sharp" people means these people have sharp eyes that they can see through the tools scam right away.

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    1. Amway isn't looking for "sharp" people. That's just the propaganda they give you.

      Amway is looking for dopes, misfits, and losers. Those are the ones who'll be easiest to fleece.

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    2. Anonymous - very true. "Sharp" people should be able to see right through the Amway scam so I guess I'm sharp but not in the way the assholes in our Amway upline wanted me to be! LOL!

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    3. 2nd Anonymous - Amway is looking for anyone dumb enough to sign up. Don't need to be "sharp". As you pointed out Amway mainly preys on the disadvantaged.

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  8. What does your platinum bitch about this 22 year old founder?

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    1. Anonymous - you just summed up his bitching!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
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