Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Things To Do In Minneapolis Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Minneapolis, Minnesota April 2016. Don’t know the actual date or where. Got to be inside the club that no normal people want to belong to – you know the Amway Secret Knowledge Club where the members are all a bunch of fucking losers.

I never knew Minneapolis is known for holding conventions. I always thought the only thing Minneapolis was known for was home to the Mary Tyler Moore Show!

No really. Practically everything I know about Minneapolis I know from watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Seeing as how its been many years since I last saw one of those reruns well that pretty much puts me as good as knowing nothing. I remember there were a lot of snow storms during the show. Anyway if you want to see the statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her hat in the air normally the statue sits in front of Macy’s at 700 Nicollet Mall. Until 2017 due to construction Mary’s been moved a couple of blocks away into the visitor center. Here’s a page that has some photos of the statue plus updates about Mary’s current location. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/5735 Doesn’t cost nothing to go over and look at the news girl who’s gonna make it on her own. Unlike the Amway ambot crowd! They will NEVER make it!

Segway Tours  A little pricey at $80 for a 2 or 3 hour tour around town on a Segway but at least it comes in well under wasting $125 to be brainwashed at an Amway convention.

I have discovered the much coveted zoo in town. The Minnesota Zoo. At $18 its pricey but still comes under that pricier zoo up in Calgary! Seniors and children are $12.

Minneapolis Institute of Arts gets high marks on Trip Advisor. And its free!

Stone Arch Bridge Who wants to walk over the Mississippi River? Kodak moment!

OK. I found the perfect place for me in Minneapolis. Surly Beer! http://www.surlybrewing.com/ They used to offer free tour and free beer, but no more. It’s $5 and that includes the beer tasting and a souvenir glass. At least its better than those schnooks up in Calgary with the big rock problem doing a rip off $25!!!!

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas
Calgary, Canada
Fort Lauderdale

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!


  1. Minneapolis? My God, what a bore.

    I wish these World Wide Douche Bags would hold one of their functions in Brooklyn, or the South Bronx. Here, in these grittier parts of Noo Yawk, we'd give these Ambots a lesson they'd never forget.

    1. Hi Anonymous - in addition to those locations you'd think Detroit would also be a good location for an Amway function. You know home state and all.

      Amway had one function in New York that I know of but I don't remember what city. It was on Dateline a couple of years ago. This man had grown up in a wealthy household - his father owned a famous hotel in Miami - and now he and his wife were event organizers. So they'd organized an Amway function and some Ambots were bitching about their breakfast cause they weren't being served caviar or something equally befitting an Amway God and the wife went down to the kitchen area to deal with it and when she came back to her room her husband was murdered. So maybe Scamway is trying to distance themselves from that state but whatever Amway has a bad reputation everywhere they go.

  2. Hi Anna, yeah I remember the Mary Tyler Moore episode where Ted calls Mary to the restaurant where he's sitting with a glass of wine and when he hits on her for a date Mary says to him: "Is that your first drink Ted?" Great show but I'm not sure what to do in Minnesota except that with 10,000 lakes there must be great fishing there. Just think of that and all the other things Ambots could do with all the time and money they would save if they stopped giving it away to the Amway cult.

    1. Ray - yeah some great acting talents on that show. Are there really 10,000 lakes there? What do they do? Count puddles?

  3. Isn't the largest mall in the US in Minnesota?

    1. Oh yeah I never thought about including the Mall of America. The last time I heard that name was at an Amway meeting and our sack of shit Platinum was telling us all the businesses in that mall were closing down and everyone was going bankrupt. Guess that was just another Amway lie.

  4. Does anyone know if the convention happening this weekend (April 22-24)?

  5. According to the event calendar of the Minneapolis Convention Center, the WWDB Spring Convention is supposed to begin on April 23.

    1. Thanks. Usually someone shows up eventually with this top secret information only available to members of the Amway cult or those who checkout arena events calendar!


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