Thursday, March 17, 2016

Things To Do In Calgary Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

This year Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Calgary, Canada April 2016. Actual date and location unknown unless you belong to the Amway secret knowledge club. I reviewed a previous post and its also known as Cowtown. I might not have grown up around cows but I know where there’s a bunch of cows you gotta watch what you might be stepping in! Pretty typical of any Amway meetings they’re all full of shit so it seems like a fitting place.

Keeping with my theme of finding better things to do than spend $125 for a ticket to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016 going to an Amway function to get brainwashed I have to say Calgary was nearly as tough a town to find things to do as Spokane was. Not too many attractions that aren’t seasonal or out of town. It looks like Calgary has parks and festivals and rodeos but with time constraints, none that are happening at the same time as WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016. Unsure how many days WWDB Amway needs, 2 or 3, but in the past Calgary is one of those Spring Leadership cities that Amway expects a bunch of really fucking dumb asses to show up so they hold it over 3 days instead of 2.

Calgary Tower - Its open daily 9am to 9pm. The description says from the top you can see the city, the Rockies, and the prairies. Sounds a little dull to me. Tickets cost $18.00, slightly less for other age groups. You get on an elevator ride up and look at the city and the prairie?

The Calgary Zoo.  Yup, I have found yet another zoo in a city where Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership! The zoo here costs a few bucks more than other city zoos at $24.95. Maybe it costs more to feed animals in Canada? They could lower the feed bill and feed some Amway assholes to the lions and tigers!

Glenbow Museum.  Some people on Trip Advisor say its a nice museum. Costs $16, slightly less for other age groups. I’d still go to the zoo over the museum especially if the menu was Ambots.

Big Rock Brewery - Seeing as how I’ve found other beer breweries in other towns offering free tours and tasting I decided to check this one out. First thing I found out is they want you to cough up $25 for tour and tasting! $35 if you do the night tour. Holy shit! Did they hear a bunch of ambots were going to be in town and decide to rip them off seeing as how they’re already used to being ripped off by Amway? So I’d say stick with where you can get the freebie beer tours and tasting. But the name intrigued me. Did this Albertan have a big rock in his yard he had to figure out what to do with? The website gave a little more info and apparently there’s this big rock out in a field a few miles south of Calgary that was deposited there by a glacier and people go out there and look at it. Yup. Life doesn’t get much more exciting in Calgary than driving around looking for rocks out in fields!

No offense to anyone from Calgary but it looks like the biggest hit with tourists would be the highway heading out of town!

If you’re married to an ambot and haven’t gone to Spring Leadership yet try to steer him to Fort Lauderdale where at least you’ll have stuff to do while he’s out being brainwashed by the cult leaders. You’ll get to walk one of those beaches of the world that Amway cult leaders are always preaching about.

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas
Calgary, Canada
Fort Lauderdale

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!


  1. Or visit the Canadian Rockies at Banff, just 100km West from Calgary.

    1. Anonymous - that sounds like too much work for an Ambot unless there are people to prospect there. Besides that Calgary tower says you can see the Rockies from there so that would be easier for an Ambot.

  2. Dear Anna --

    Calgary does sound like a sleepy sort of place, with little excitement.

    But since you say that you like zoos, why not include the WWDB convention itself as an interesting itinerary stop? After all, every Amway convention is a zoo. The people in the audience are screaming animals, and the people on stage are trained apes.

    1. Anonymous - it all comes down to do you want to go to a real zoo or the Amway zoo. I wouldn't mind seeing some zoo animals like tigers and lions unleashed at an Amway convention. Now that would be fun!

    2. You would have loved the Roman arena, Anna.

    3. Only if there were Amway Ambots in that arena!

  3. I was suckered into BWW under the guise of a vague ecommerce business. I did not know I was joining Amway until I paid and got my startup binder with the Amway logo on it. Amway was never mentioned by the speaker at the long open meeting once.
    It seems that BWW diamonds are keeping it in the family. Many of the rising stars and new diamonds are children of diamonds. Seems very sketchy. Perhaps these children are having diamond handed to them to keep the tool money flowing into the family.
    The diamond who spoke at the open meeting I attended is still going strong all these years later and he is not young at all. Guess there is no retirement ever or it all crumbles. Cant believe this is still legal. The misdirection and half truths still exist today.

    1. They can use any business terminologies they want to convince prospects that this is "business". Then they twist those terms out of context to suit their needs.

    2. Hi Anonymous - it comes as no consolation but so many others have been suckered into Scamway. And often as you said by not revealing its Amway until after you've signed up and paid your registration fee. You go to a meeting and they give all this rah rah hype about how everyone is going to be a millionaire in 2 to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week doing this vague ecommerce business. I've been to Amway meetings where the Diamond doesn't even say the A word so this is very common and part of their scam.

      Even though Amway scammers say you build "the business" and then you walk away and doing nothing for the rest of your life while bazillions of dollars in residual income flows in every month, the truth is nobody every retires. They got to keep going and keeping the downline motivated to buy shitty overpriced Amway products and invest in the Amway tool scam. If they walk away so does everyone else. That's why you see the same old tired crew leading Amway meetings who've been around for decades.

    3. Imagine a company that is so ashamed of its name and logo that they will pitch it to potential recruits WITHOUT ONCE MENTIONING THE COMPANY'S NAME!

      Sometime stupid and obnoxious Ambots show up here and scream that they are "proud" to be IBOs in the great Amway enterprise.

      Here's my question for them: If that's true, then why won't you mention the name "Amway" when you are trying to recruit new people?

    4. Anonymous - I've never worked for any other company where staff were so embarrassed they don't want to say the company's name. If the company is that shitty you need to be looking for another job where you're not so embarrassed.

      Yeah I'd like to see any Ambot out there answer your question. They've got a canned Amspeak response somewhere and its usually got to do with Amway's shitty reputation.

    5. They won't use the name "am***", they use euphemism language such as "direct selling", "e-commerce business", "direct marketing", "networking" and more to convince prospects.

    6. Anonymous - that's true. Ambots throw out all kinds of language like be an entrepreneur in e-commerce. Well yeah maybe if you have your own idea of products to sell and start up your own dot com company. Not be some loser commissioned salesperson for Scamway.

  4. The calgary event is next weekend. It's 3 whole fucking days! I know this because my gf is an Ambot. Instead of doing fun things together I will be doing fun things on my own while she trains to be the next slack jawed slave at the bottom of the pyramid.

    1. Anonymous - sorry to hear about your girlfriend wasting her time and money and brain cells at a Scamway function. 3 days! LOL! I mentioned that above in the past its been 3 days at Calgary and most of the other cities are only 2 days for Spring Leadership. I just figure they got dumber than normal Ambots showing up at the 3 day function.

      Who says you can't do something fun while she's gone? Here's what you do. Book somewhere really fun for you to go to by yourself and somewhere that she would probably really like to go to too. Like a weekend in Reno, New York City or San Francisco. Or maybe there's a resort you'd like to go to and soak in a hot tub and get a massage. You figure it out. The point is for you to book something really fun next weekend and text her pictures of all the fun you're having. I mean text a picture at Alcatraz and what she going to text you back? A bunch of losers in suits sitting in an arena listening to an Amway cult leader brainwash them.

      So there you go. You have a fun weekend that pisses her off she made the wrong choice where to be.

  5. Imagine being in a nowhere corner of the world like Calgary for three days, stuck in a convention center, and listening to meaningless bullshit from Amway Diamonds with a slideshow of their vacations.

    And Anonymous at 10:43 is right -- just for the chance to be "the next slack-jawed slave at the bottom of the pyramid." A brilliant image!

    1. Anonymous - this boyfriend has an incredible grasp of what's going on with Amway. His girlfriend is in a race with a bunch of other Amway losers. A race to the bottom to be the next slack-jawed slave at the bottom of the pyramid.

      Yeah there's way better places in the world to spend 3 days having fun than at an Amway function in Calgary.

    2. I would rather spend 3 days at the DMV, so I guess that's setting the bar pretty low.

    3. LOL! You can't sink much lower than Amway!


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