Monday, March 14, 2016

Life Changing Event Or More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:

Once in a lifetime opportunity
Life changing event
Biggest function of the year
Puts you 6 months ahead of everyone who didn’t go
Not to be missed

Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt.

The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.

Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!

There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.

The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.

This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.

The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.

The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.

There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the  bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.

A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.

No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.


  1. Scientology and Amway cults both have a difference from the Moonies and Hare Krishnas. The latter two cults at least feed their brainwashed disciples while the former are too cheap to even spring for a plate of rice and beans.
    It would helpful if Amway and Scientology would both at least provide their disciples with a cardboard sign and marker pen once they have lost everything else.
    ""Please help. Have no E-Meter, no money, need audit."

    Or: "No money, need to get upline off my ass. Anything helps. God Bless."

    1. Ray - that's a good point. At least other cults feed their followers and some like Amway are too cheap to do that.

      Hell even our business springs for meals for our staff. Good employers like to spring for little perks to keep the staff happy. A simple concept that Amway knows piss all about.

      I think the 2nd sign is the most accurate where we could expect to see an ambot walking the median at a stop light. Or more accurately: "Got scammed by Amway. Anything helps."

  2. The Romans prevented revolution in their city by providing the poor with what one of their historians calls "bread and circuses." This meant free bread from the governmental wheat granaries, and plenty of free gladiatorial shows and spectacles in the Colosseum arena. As long as the poor had this, you could keep them fairly happy.

    Amway provides the "circuses" in the form of these stupid functions like "Spring Leadership," "Free Enterprise Day," "Family Reunion," and "Dream Night." This glitzy, phony crap serves as masturbatory entertainment for Ambot IBOs who aren't making a dime from their lousy business. They can watch the fat-assed Diamonds on stage, and drool with envy.

    But Amway, unlike the Romans, doesn't supply the
    "bread," either in the form of free food or hard cash. You have to shell out your own money to go to these absurd and pointless "functions."

    Yeah, I suppose they provide some free meals at these functions. Probably the cheapest surplus stuff they can scrape up.

    1. Anonymous - but did the Romans force their poor to pay for the show or were they let in free to fill up the seats?

      We all know which way it is with Amway. The poor Ambots pay through the nose to sit through a boring cult leader circus.

      With Amway the provide food at Dream Night because its held in a banquet room of a hotel but as you pointed out probably the cheapest meal they could buy in bulk. I could get a MUCH better meal at a high end restaurant for $75 and wouldn't have to sit through a bunch of bullshit Amway propaganda.

    2. There was a small nominal charge for entry to the arena, but many poor persons in Rome got free entrance tokens under various doles or giveaways. It was never a big expense to go to the gladiatorial games.

  3. Attending a function will put yourself 6 months behind from people with careers.

    1. LOL! Very true. Attending an Amway function puts you 6 months behind people who are smart enough to stay the hell away from Scamway. In every aspect of your life. The sad reality is it likely takes more than 6 months to recover from the financial and emotional damage.


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