Monday, March 7, 2016

What To Do In Las Vegas Instead Of Going To Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Las Vegas, Nevada April 1 2016 weekend. Unsure where. Convention Center? Orleans Arena? Just one of those top secret things that can only be found out from the Amway cult leaders. World Wide Destructive Bastards probably still pissed off a couple of us crashed one of their functions a few years ago! LOL!

But does everyone see it? Get it? Get it? A bunch of Amway fools are gathering on April Fools Day! Perfect timing! LOL!

This means another one of my posts where I find things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session but Las Vegas is a town devoted to entertaining its visitors so there are no shortage of things to do in this city that never sleeps. The thing that everyone associates Las Vegas with is gambling. Weddings, eating and drinking come to mind too! Some people who’ve never been don’t realize there are other things to do. A foreign concept to Amway IBO’s who probably think there is nothing else to do in this town except attend an Amway function called Spring Leadership. When you’re an ambot in love with Amway all you can say is - “what else is there”.

I’d say you got more chance of making money in a Las Vegas casino than at Amway. So start off there. Pick a hotel any hotel. They’ve all got slots at the very least.

If you’re on a budget Las Vegas has a bunch of free and low cost entertainment that are way better than attending a shitty Amway function like WWDB Spring Leadership 2016.

Long gone are the days in Las Vegas when casinos were trying to lure in gamblers with all you can eat buffets under $10. These days the hotels on Las Vegas Boulevard more commonly known as The Strip, have increased the quality and selection of the food at their buffets and likewise the price has jumped up. Dinner at an all you can eat will cost at least $20 and even more if you eat somewhere like at the Bellagio. Non-buffet restaurants in the hotel/casinos run what you’d pay for a medium priced meal anywhere else in the country - $10 to $20 entrees, most meals OK but not usually worth the money. The best bang for your buck is to head downtown to the older hotels/casinos in the Fremont Street Experience. Here you will find all you can eat buffets under $10 - barely. You might still find one of those infamous shrimp cocktails for a buck or two. If you weigh over 350 pounds you can eat for free at the Heart Attack Grill.

Nightlife - Las Vegas has no shortage of options. Most hotels give you a coupon book when you check in and you might be lucky to find a 2 for 1 coupon at a show you might actually like to see. Unfortunately you will not see the twofers to Celine Dion or Elton John. Not even Donny and Marie! All these acts cost over $100 per person. There is several booths on the street called Half Price Tickets or maybe its Half Price Shows I don’t remember exactly which its called and you can ask them what prices they have for some acts. Usually the good shows you want to see are not half price but they have a small discount. Don’t confuse them with the time share salespeople who are as bad as Amway salesmen and are lurking inside hotels and on the sidewalk wanting to give you free tickets and free meals. Yeah if you don’t mind sitting through a 3 hour high pressured sales presentation for a time share condo. Some people don’t mind doing that for the freebies! And at least they give you freebies for sitting through their sales pitch. Amway ambots don’t give you piss all for sitting through their bored plans.

Should be interesting having a flock of Amway salespeople in town looking for new recruits and the only people who want to talk to them are time share salespeople. Who’s going to win that round?

The Treasure Island Hotel has a pirate ship show. I hate to give out wrong times but I think the first show is at 7pm and it goes every hour and a half until around 11pm. The times are posted on the sidewalk near the show area. Get there ahead of time because this place gets PACKED with people crowded all over the sidewalks and viewing areas. Next door at the Mirage is a volcano that erupts starting (I think) at 7pm and every hour until midnight. The Bellagio Hotel has a fountain and light and music show that starts sometime in the afternoon and goes until midnight every 15 minutes a new musical selection.

Fremont Street Experience is downtown Las Vegas where some old hotels like the Golden Nugget, 4 Queens, and Fitzgeralds are located and have cheaper prices than hotels on the Strip. The area was closed off to cars years ago. There is often some kind of musical act playing on a stage that doesn’t cost anything to watch. At night there is a light show on the domed roof with a musical accompaniment that you can’t hear because of the disco sound system blasting out of all the casinos on Fremont. If you’re not afraid of heights there is a zip line that takes you from one end to partly down Fremont Street, maybe a block or so ride, costs around $10 or $15.

Want to see the Hoover Dam or Grand Canyon? Either rent a car or there are a bunch of bus tours that take you and will pick up/drop off at your hotel. Starts around $30 depends what you’re doing and if you choose a tour that includes other attractions or a buffet lunch somewhere.

Like going on amusement park rides? Some of the hotels have them or a few of them. Prices vary from one ride to an all day pass. $20 or $30 maybe less. Still way under what it costs to get your brain cells sucked out at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Check out Circus Circus, New York New York, and the Stratosphere for thrill rides.

So there you have it. Lots of things to do in Las Vegas either for free or on the cheap that won’t cost you as much as it does to go to WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016. Not to mention lots more fun! This is a town built for fun! Don’t wreck it by going to a fucking stupid Amway convention!

And to make sure I draw in a few more with key words here’s the list of the other spots Amway is holding their brainwashing sessions:

Las Vegas
Calgary, Canada
Fort Lauderdale

And a couple more key words because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Yeah I shit you not! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

And let me sign off as I usually do with one of these posts!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

All Amway functions suck!


  1. Don't know which is worse, being invited over for dinner by your neighbors and then being expected to watch them wave at the camera in the home movies they took of their vacation, sitting through a time share sales spiel or being tricked into attending An Amway cult recruitment meeting. At least the first two offer dinner.

    1. Ray - I think watching the home movies would be the lesser of all those evils. But yeah all similar techniques to trick someone into coming over to watch a presentation. I don't know if time shares still use the same trick but we used to go to trade shows and some of the booths would have a form to fill out to win a trip but these would be time share scams. I know someone who sat through once to win a camera and I think they got one of those cheap disposable cameras, this was before digital cameras came on the scene but the photo showed they'd be getting some skookum high end camera and I guess you did if you bought in.

  2. Attending an Amway WWDB "Spring Leadership" function in Las Vegas is like eating cold oatmeal in the midst of a huge gourmet banquet. You have to be a particularly dimwitted asshole to do it.

    All the amazing and exciting things to do in Las Vegas, and Ambots choose to listen to the same old boring Diamonds in World Wide Douche Bags give their shpiel about how rich they are. What a waste.

    Don't forget all the cute hookers in Las Vegas -- all shapes, sizes, and prices. If a guy can't get laid in that city, he can't get laid at all. But Ambots are probably too cheap or broke to afford hookers.

    1. Anonymous - you have summed up people in Amway quite nicely. Dimwitted assholes!

  3. What to do in Vegas instead of an Amway convention?

    Um, I can think of a lot of better things to do.

    1. Joecool - me too! One of my favorite places and I don't mean for Scamway conventions! LOL!


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