Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Amway Ambots Getting Fired Up For WWDB Family Reunion 2016

Already getting sooooooo many Amway IBO’s doing Google searches looking for information on World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2016 after they just got home from Amway Spring Leadership so I thought I’d better get a post up stat!

Before Amway IBO’s even leave WWDB Amway Spring Leadership the assholes in their Amway upline have their hands out demanding they pay up NOW for Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016. The reason for that is to take advantage that the ambots are FIRED UP after listening to the Amway cult leaders gushing on stage all weekend about how rich they are and if they can do it then so can any other Amway asshole out there. So now that the IBO’s are sure they’re gonna be RICH in 2 to 5 years and part of the agenda to getting rich in two to five years is to attend all Amway functions and the next one is coming up in 4 months so you fucking little Amway assholes better pay up NOW.

Translation: hand over a few hundred bucks for the next Amway conference now before you come down from the Amway WWDB Spring Leadership “fired up” high and change your mind about going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion or quit so its better to have your money in the Amway cult leaders pockets now.

And if you don’t hand over that money be prepared for the hell the assholes in your Amway upline will put you through until you do pay up. Threatening phone calls and texts and being humiliated in front of everyone at upcoming Amway cult meetings.

Duncan Family Reunion is being held in Portland Oregon on July 8 to 10, 2016 at the Oregon Convention Center.  This is one of the functions that WWDB World Wide Dream Builders and Amway put on in a year. The others are Spring Leadership, FED Free Enterprise Days and Dream Night. Conflict! Something called Bead Faire is being held same time, same building but different meeting room. And look what I’ve just done. Created all sorts of keywords and because this blog is so high in the search engines probably gonna drag some beady visitors to this blog who don’t want piss all to do with ScAmway. Well join the club. Most people don’t want piss all to do with the Amway pyramid scheme.

You Bead Faire people are in for hell and you’ll learn your lesson real fast after your people got sniped by Amway ambots so next year don’t fuck up and hold it same time same place, but wait until the week after Scamway clears out. The people in charge of Bead Faire are going to put up with tons of complaints on this scheduling fuck up!

But if any of you Bead Faire people get chased around by Amway ambots wanting to sign you up to their cult show up here, feel free to leave a comment telling losers in Amway to fuck off. And hope those Amway bastards don’t hang around a few extra days trying to sell you their overpriced shitty products.

Can you just imagine the confrontation between Amway Ambots and the Bead Fairers when they met in the hallways. The Amway ambots would be sneering at the Bead Fairers and saying why are you wasting all your money at Bead Faire instead of spending it at the Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Amway cult leaders say that education is a waste of time and money. Amway is the only thing out there so why are you losers going to Bead Faire.

An upcoming post will detail more about what WWDB Amway Duncan Family Reunion is all about. To sum it up, its how the Diamonds make the bulk of their income by selling tickets to this conference. One Ken and Barbie Ambot after another will stomp across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and the Amway tool scam. They’ll lead the audience in some cult chants and do some brainwashing damage and the next scammers will be up on stage.

Time for more keywords.
Duncan Family Reunion 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2016

Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2015

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2015

WWDB Amway Spring leadership 2017


  1. My condolences to the Bead Faire people for having to share the convention building with the ScAmway cult pilgrimage. That sounds kind of like McAmway. Like those Mickey Mouse hamburgers and other junk food. But while beads and jewelry making doesn't sound very exciting to me they are probably mostly nice people there doing an honest and fun hobby/small business. I hope some ScAmway cult leader doesn't get the idea there of hijacking it and doing the never ending dog and pony show of parading the same Ken and Barbie couples on stage telling how they got rich by getting all their friends and relatives and everybody at the local Barnes & Noble and Starbucks to string beads in their spare time as McBeadway IBOs (Independent Bead Operators). But at least beads don't go bad so it's probably preferable for them to have boxes and boxes of expensive beads clogging up their garage, basement and spare bedroom than tons of yucky ScAmway food bars and cans of nasty XS cat piss energy drink and such that would probably do to a house like a meth lab was there. Nightmare on ScAmway Street.

    1. Hi Ray. Yeah it was a different group 2 years ago that shared the same building with the Amway cult. Guess they learned real fast not to book at the same time same place as the World Wide Destructive Bastards!

      As you pointed out the Bead Faire people are probably looking forward to looking at beads and whatever other stuff they have going on and learning more about their hobby or small business and they're going to get sniped by evil Amway Ambots with promises of how they can be rich and sneering at them for wasting their time on beads.

      People are coming up with some movie titles around here lately. Amway themed movies will either be horror shows or so boring they'll put the audience to sleep.

  2. In Vietnam, the Saigon prostitutes offered a special service called "chuoi hat cuom," which can be translated as "string of beads." It would be a bit too graphically shocking to describe here what the practice actually was, but let your imagination take you there.

    I advise the Bead Faire people to tell the Amway freaks to go get a "chuoi hat cuom." Maybe they could even provide the beads.

    1. Anonymous - LOL! I'm all for telling anyone in Amway to shove it up their ass! LOL!

  3. I happened to meet the person who tried to sponsor me into amway, we had a brief chat but at that time, he no longer talks about "the business", so I thought he must have left but when I saw his instagram, I saw him holding a bar of xs protein bar with an xs endorser, so I think he is still part of an ambot club then....

    1. Anonymous - that is very unusual that someone who is in Amway isn't gushing about their cult, their upline, and the "fine" LOL products.

      Maybe he hasn't got around to taking down old photos or isn't active on instagram anymore?

    2. Can you imagine how utterly pathetic someone must be if he allows a photo of himself to be put up on-line showing him endorsing an "energy bar"? WTF?

      I almost feel sorry for these Amway freaks.

    3. Anonymous - well people in Amway are pathetic losers! Don't feel sorry for those freaks!


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