Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Amway Ambots Want Their Slice Of Greed Pie



A qualification of being a successful Amway IBO is to be driven by greed. In other words IBO’s with a conscience will never become part of the elite teensy fraction of less than 1% ambots who makes money in Amway. Only dishonest people need apply should be part of Amway’s staff recruitment slogan.

When an Amway asshole shows the Amway business scheme its got all these circles and numbers and other bullshit designed to confuse people with the numbers. The numbers look good on paper but what’s the reality of finding one person open to being scammed by the Amway cult to sign up, let alone 6 people. And then they find 6 people. And so on and so on and so on etc etc etc.

The plan makes it seem that the way the Amway IBO makes money, and before we go any further the Ambot must buy the minimum monthly quota of Amway products to be eligible to earn commission, but the pyramid scheme technically goes that the ambot earns commission on everything the ambots in their downline sell. The more ambots in your downline the more commission you earn. For Diamonds and Emeralds making their cut of that lowly ambot’s commission, they might not even know the bastard they’re making money from. Or want to know the bastard either! In a nutshell that’s how the Amway pyramid scheme works.

But when the Amway ambot reaches a certain level they now become eligible to earn more income. This would be their piece of the pie from sales to the downline ambots of CD’s, books, and tickets to attend Amway meetings. This is where the real money is made. Also better known as the Amway tool scam.

Each Amway cult sect has several cult leaders running the show but they all report to the big head honcho kingpin cult leader in their sect. So that would be one person (couple) who are at the top of the pyramid. They make most of the money when it comes to the tool scam sales but that’s because they’re the ones who created and owned that cult sect and have little worker ambot bees below them who take care of producing CD’s and ticket sales for speaking at Amway meetings.

Take the lowly worker bee ambots out of the equation because they don’t make jack squat shit on Amway tool scam sales. You got to reach a certain level inside the Amway cult to get a slice of the greed pie. Diamond level that is. Even though Amway ambots shows up leaving comments here bragging about the hundreds of Diamonds Amway is breaking every year, reality is only 1 or 2 new Diamonds every few years, in other words only a teensy fraction of 1% of all Amway cult followers will reach Diamond level and not all of them can hold on to their precarious spot on the pyramid. I didn’t know until after we left Scamway that if a Diamond falls out of qualification they’re still allowed to refer to themselves as a Diamond for two years. Amway gives them two years to claw up the pyramid to their old spot. I don’t know how many were able to scramble back up the pyramid but even if they couldn’t, they seem to believe Diamonds are forever and continue to refer themselves as that. But in Amway diamonds aren’t forever. Well you know Amway is a pretend business so anyone can take on any pretend title. There’s been a few “triple executive Diamonds” show up here to leave hilarious comments making themselves and Amway look like even bigger dumb fucks than they are. Taking how the Amway “business plan” is set up for failure out of the equation, let’s look back at the Diamonds on the top of the pyramid. They’re making a nice income off the Amway tool scam, how its divided up is unknown to the sane world. Only the highest cult leader gets to make that decision. And however the highest Amway cult leader is dividing the profits among the other Diamonds, that’s always going to be less money in his pocket. And more infighting of the other Diamonds as they shove each other out of the way trying to get a bigger slice of greed pie.

The Amway cult leaders who’ve reached Diamond level know this. Too many Amway cult leaders wanting a slice of Amway Greed Pie means less money for them.

It would be in the Amway Diamond cult leader’s best intersts not to get too many other Amway ambots reaching this level because that’s even more to split the greed pie with. They might act all excited when they’re brainwashing the cult followers at Amway meetings and saying we want you up here on the stage with us. But the whole time they’re likely thinking they don’t want anyone else up on the stage to share the Amway Greed Pie with cause that means a smaller slice for them.

Its like when you were a kid and your parents had a big dinner party for adults going on and they were cooking or bringing in some pretty good looking foods and you ask if you can have some. Your parents say no, its for the guests but if not too many people show up and there’s leftovers then you can have them. So you’re hoping not too many people show up so you can get some leftover food the next day.

The way that kid thinks is no different than the Amway Diamond. If less Diamonds show up then there’ll be more leftovers of the Amway Greed Pie to themselves.

Ambots want to get as big a slice of Amway Greed Pie as they can. And they sure as hell don’t want to share it.

 

15 comments:

  1. The best kept secret in Amway is that the higher-ups DON'T want you to reach the tool scam's profit-sharing level.

    Let's see if some stupid Ambot shows up here to try and contradict that.

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    1. The secrets out. LOL! I'm sure a brainwashed Ambot will show up here with some canned Amspeak about how the Amway cult leaders love everyone and want everyone up there crowding the stage with them. LOL!

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    2. That, is the reason why those higher ups in front of you will show you "the plan" and how easy it is to achieve by working 2-5 years but at the backstage, those higher ups will set "roadblocks" to "the Plan" by overcharging you the cost of tools and functions so by the time you reach "the plan", you just realized that it took you "eternity" to achieve "the plan".

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    3. Also when you achieve "the plan". You reveive the share of the tools profit and uplines don't want that. Profit sharing is an antithesis to them. That's why "the plan" has roadblocks that they will not tell you.

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    4. Anonymous - of course the biggest roadblock is that "the business" is Amway and is pretty much I,possible to find suckers to buy their overpriced shitty products or sign up to be an IBO. Then there's lots of other roadblocks but the name Amway is well known to be a scam pyramid scheme so that's the biggest roadblock.

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    5. Even the words such as "mlm", "networking" or "network marketing" have a negative connotation and saying these words will give you a funny response or a response saying "are you trying to con me?"

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    6. Anonymous - that's right. That's why scambots try the other bullshit terms such as ecommerce and partnering with Fortune 500 companies and anything else they can use to scam the gullible.

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  2. There's just too much information out there now about Amway to be covered up and hidden anymore. Before the internet, Amway could pull it off with doubletalk and thuggish lawyers. But today, how can you prevent prospective IBOs from going on-line and finding dozens of websites and blogs that tell the unvarnished truth about Amway's lies and deceptions, and downright thievery? Even apart from anti-Amway information, the entire MLM concept is being trashed and refuted everywhere by astute observers.

    As a result, the IQ level of the average Amway IBO has dropped significantly, since Amway is now being forced to recruit only from the dumbest and least educated section of the population -- the kind of dorks who when you tell them "Don't look up anything on-line!" will actually obey that insane order.

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    1. Anonymous - right. The Internet will become Amway's worst enemy even though they bullshit at Amway cult meetings about being an ecommerce company. People are getting the word out about losing money in the Amway scam and being abused by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. The emotional and financial distress that Amway brings is well demented all over the Internet which outrages Ambots. They accuse of us just about everything under the sun because they hate we get out true experiences of being scammed by Amway out there to help warn others not to go through the hell we did. The life of an Amway Ambot is to lie, deny, distract and defend. I mean shit if I had a job that I had to spend so much time doing that shit I would quit.

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  3. One of the tagline for recruitment is "are you open for additional income?"

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    1. Anonymous - ambots also say - are you open to alternate business opportunities.

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  4. When an Amway recruiter comes up to you with one of those "Are you open to..." taglines, you should answer "Are you open to getting fucked in the ass? If you are, bend over and I'll accommodate you."

    That'll get rid of him or her.

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    1. LOL! That's a good one. And very accurate to what happens if you sign up with Amway - getting fucked in the ass!

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  5. OK, but what the guy writes is incomprehensible. Other than bumping up this blog in the search engines, what does he hope to achieve? He has only a rudimentary command of English.

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    1. Anonymous - its like every Amway asshole out there. What do they hope to achieve?

      Bankruptcy, debt, divorce....

      I don't know what happened last night but it was like Amway assholes coming out of the woodwork to comment on this blog.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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