Monday, April 4, 2016

The Creepy Henchman Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership

Seeing as how I don’t have anything new to add about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership here is a rehash of one of my favorite posts. Like we need any more proof that Amway Ambots are a bunch of fucking control freaks.

There’s a little creep who kisses the Platinum’s ass. I’ll call him the henchman.

Somehow the henchman has access to the hotel reservations that the IBO’s in his Line Of Sponsorship have reserved on the WWDB website for the Spring Leadership convention. Desperate to find something in his life that he can monopolize, a few days before Spring Leadership he moves all the hotel reservations for everyone in our LOS under his name. Of course he now has to use his own credit card number to guarantee all these hotel rooms.

What a fucking moron! Why would he do this? Does he not realize that if nobody shows up to use these rooms and pays him back his credit card is on the hook for any hotel reservations that are not cancelled prior to the hotel’s cut off time. Empty full or anywhere inbetween his credit card will be charged for all hotel reservations under his name unless he cancels them by whatever time the hotel has in their contract. I have no idea what this hotel’s cancellation policy cut off time is. 5pm? 6pm? 24 hours in advance?

The henchman phones Ambot and gloats about what he’s done and tells Ambot he does not have his own room anymore and he’s been assigned to share a hotel room with 3 guys in their twenties. OK lets call Ambot a spade. No let’s call him an old geezer. No old geezer who can afford their own hotel room and wants their privacy wants to do sharesies with 3 kids in their 20’s who are more interested in partying than attending Spring Leadership. And sharesies means another guy in the bed too because there are only two beds per room. I can understand why some people need to share hotel rooms to save on hotel costs. Not everyone wants or needs to double up.

Ambot is PISSED! He doesn’t want to share a bed with anyone but me! He has no idea how the henchman managed to steal the hotel room away from him when he booked it in his name and used his credit card to guarantee the room. But because the hotels are booked through the WWDB website there must be some way that upline can manipulate their downline’s hotel bookings.

So I’m sitting here listening to Ambot rant about all this bullshit. He must have picked up his ranting skills from sitting in on too many Amway cult meetings run by the sack of shit Platinum!

The longer I listen the more I’m pissed. But I’m more pissed off because I don’t want Ambot driving long distance to Spring Leadership by himself because those two fucking bastards in his Amway upline cancelled the day before. I’ve also had it with listening to how the henchman scooped Ambot’s hotel room. I checked the hotel’s web page where hotel reservations can be booked online and there is still availability.

I told Ambot I’m going with him and to phone the henchman and tell him to give back his hotel room. If he doesn’t want to do that then he’s to tell the henchman that I am coming along for the trip and we’ll be booking our own hotel room either in that hotel or somewhere else doesn’t matter to me where we stay. I point out to Ambot that the henchman had to give his credit card number to guarantee the room when he stole it away from Ambot. If no one shows up to use that room the henchman is going to get stuck with the bill for at least one night. What do we care? I’m not really sure how he was able to do that other than the fact that it was a block of WWDB rooms rather than booked directly with the hotel so he may have had some “in” to do this.

Now the henchman joins the pissed off club demanding to know why I’m going to Spring Leadership when I don’t have a ticket to go inside the Amway brainwashing conference. And have no interest in going inside either. Ambot explains to him that I am now the designated co-driver seeing as how everyone else buggered out on  him. The henchman is not happy and to retaliate he tells Ambot the hotel is fully booked. Ambot points out that on their web page the online reservations says they have rooms available.

Now I get worried thinking the henchman might know something I don’t know and I phone the hotel to double check. The clerk tells me they have availability and quotes me a price. Yup that sack of shit scamming Amway henchman is a fucking liar about the hotel being fully booked!!!! But what else do you expect from a fucking Amway asshole – they’re all LIARS!!! They’ll lie about ANYTHING!!! I tell the clerk I might have to phone back to book a room. After a few minutes the henchman phones back and tells Ambot he put the hotel room back in his name.

So away we go. Road trip! The only thing that would have made it better was if Ambot wasn’t wasting his time and money at a stupid Amway function.

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership sucks!


  1. Holy Shit! This "henchman" was a total control freak. What earthly purpose did it serve for him to seize control of that block of rooms?

    If it was just to convince people that he was a bigshot, then that is the nadir of stupidity.

    1. Anonymous - most people in Amway are control freaks. Whether they were before they got into the Amway cult is another thing.

      I think the henchman took over all the hotel rooms, squeezed Ambots to do sharesies, and then had a bunch of empty hotel rooms for the hoards of guests they expected the Ambots to invite to Spring Leadership, so he had these grandiose plans of those rooms being full of prospects. I'm not aware of anyone in our line who brought any guests to Spring Leadership.

      As for the bigshot routine. Yeah maybe. But it got funnier. Later that night when we arrived we saw the henchman at the check in desk with two harried looking staff. Later I talked to the staff, who still looked frazzled after talking to that bigshot buffoon and yeah it was about all the extra rooms that were sitting empty and yes his credit card was charged for one night on them all because he didn't cancel before the cut off time. I can't remember how many rooms but they told me at the time, it was 6 or 8. So the henchman was trying to talk his way out of that one and you know what its like talking to a brainwashed Amway Ambot. They expect everyone to bow to their demands just because they're in Amway. Instead they come off looking like a bunch of assholes.

    2. Anna, what you say only proves once again that Ambots are mentally defective on the subject of "hopes," "dreams," and "thinking big."

      This stupid henchman was led his mindless enthusiasm and his "big dreams" of a huge number of guests. In Amway, you have to THINK BIG! So naturally he just assumed that plenty of guests would show up at Spring leadership. What a dope!

      The three words that define Amway: hope, soap, and dope.

    3. Anonymous - everything you say is right on but the big question is did the henchman "think big" and "dream" this up on his own, or did the sack of shit Platinum order him to do this?

      Yup you summed up three words to define Amway: hope, soap, and dope. Perfect!

  2. i have heard of this having to double up on hotel rooms being mandatory by other mlm's as well; mary kay for example. Seems they want the attendees at these conferences to never be alone or have much downtime-then they would have time to think amd maybe question! A possible strategy of doubling or tripling 'geezer' up with the young guy strangers was to insure 'geezer' stayed brainwashed!

    1. Yes! That makes PERFECT sense! It's a cultic practice to make sure that nobody gets a moment's respite from mutual brainwashing.

      I swear to God, these MLMs are scary.

    2. This is reminiscent of the East German and North Korean border guards - there were always at least two guards for every patrol, and no guard knew who their partner would be until the patrol started.

    3. 1st Anonymous - yeah that makes sense. Never leave the attendees alone or with outside sources who can knock some sense into them. Keep them with other fired up Ambots.

    4. 2nd Anonymous - I don't know if it's a cult tactic or more along the lines that they can't afford their own hotel rooms. There've been some cases where many ambots stay in the same hotel room. I guess they bring sleeping bags and camp on the floor. Total violation of room occupancy laws due probably put in place by the fire marshall. But people in Amway are comfortable lying, scamming and breaking the law.

    5. 3rd Anonymous - that's interesting about the North Korean border guards. I'd like to see Amway and all the Ambots pick up their act and move to North Korea. I mean so many Amway losers show up hopping mad that we talk about our Amway experience and the financial losses and emotional distress and swear and Ambots hate that. I think those Amway losers would be more happy in a country like North Korea where your speech can be controlled. And I'd be happy seeing the North Korean government throwing Ambots in jail. I mean that guy a few weeks ago who was sentenced to 12 or was it 13 years hard labor in North Korea because he was caught stealing a hotel towel. Can you imagine the sentencing for Amway criminals?

  3. Hi Anna,

    I wonder what would happen if on that weekend you stayed in a hotel that was more expensive and better than the hotel that even that Spring Leadership's highest ranked Diamonds or Rubbishes or whatever were staying? Since you and your husband owns a real, functioning money-making business, a decent house and a very decent car than most of the other ambots there.

    Would they freak out? or would they try to bash you in front of others all because of you staying in an hotel that none of them could afford?

    1. Anonymous - I don't remember for sure which hotel we stayed at. It was either a Comfort Inn or Best Western I think. But the sack of shit Platinum was staying somewhere else. And yeah I did consider that we should book a room there because the fucker would have been outraged because we haven't earned the privilege to stay in whatever more expensive hotel they were at. Like the hotel management isn't going to turn away a paying client whether or not they've reached some imagined goal in Amway to earn the privilege. Anyway the sack of shit Platinum and his wife were doubling up with another couple. At least we had our own room.

  4. Yes Anna, that's an interesting question he asks. Are the Ambots so consumed by envy that they would be enraged at you and your husband staying in a different and better hotel?

    If so, then it shows the lockstep, cultural rigidity of Amway. Nobody can be different! Nobody can go their own way! Nobody can be better than anyone else!

    As we have mentioned before here, Amway would fit in perfectly in North Korea.

    1. Anonymous - yeah the sack of shit Platinum would have been more outraged if we'd stayed at a different and better hotel. Bottom line it didn't make a whole lot of difference to me where we stayed. We had a nice, spacious room. The hotel had good benefits. I'd stay there again if I could remember where we actually stayed LOL!

      For me I wouldn't have given a shit if the sack of shit Platinum was outraged if we went to a different hotel but Ambot would have because he'd have been the subject of ridicule at upcoming Amway meetings how he was disobedient and stayed in a hotel where he hadn't earned the privilege of staying at.

      And yeah Amway would be better suited for North Korea. The jails for hard labor would be filled with Ambots!


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