Wednesday, June 15, 2016
Amway Ambots Need a Manual for What???!!!!
Some Amway ambots end up at this blog after doing some bizarre searches. I just know I’ll never see it all.
But you know some things just creep you out a little bit. And Amway just creeps you out a lot.
So this brainwashed ambot is staying at the Hilton in Lafayette, Louisiana. Maybe one of the other scamming groups in the Amway cult empire is holding their Spring Leadership there I don’t know. My focus is on getting the word out about WWDB because I have nothing but contempt for the cult techniques those World Wide Destructive Bastards use.
So what is Hilton ambot searching for?
“Amway marriage book.”
What the fuck?????
Why does it not surprise me that such a thing exists. I seriously doubt the cult leaders would make it available on the Internet for the rest of us to mock.
So maybe the ambot just got married today and has gone to the Hilton for the wedding night and doesn’t have a clue what to do next so he must consult the Amway marriage book.
Probably the first thing the Amway marriage book says is no sex allowed until you’re at least an Emerald! Remember that phrase the Amway cult leaders are always screeching? “You haven’t earned the privilege yet!” Can’t have anything distracting the ambot from the main goal of making their upline rich. Must put all their energy into buying Amway products and investing in the tool scam. I feel really bad for the bride. I know what its like to be married to an ambot and I know the descent into hell ride she has in front of her.
So where did the creepy Hilton ambot who needs advice from the Amway marriage book end up at my blog. My post about the creepy henchman of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Kind of fitting.
So now its got me thinking. I need to come up with the Anna Banana version of the Amway marriage book!