Monday, August 29, 2016
Join Amway To Become Ambot Server
A comment left by an ambot stated that he is in Amway to “serve” others so I decided to revisit the whole Amway ambot server thing.
Our Platinum sack of shit would stroke up Ambot’s ego by calling him a “server”. And then he’d dish out the bullshit about how God put Ambot on earth with a calling to “serve” other people.
And Ambot would just glow with pride when the sack of shit pointed him out at an Amway meeting to praise this wonderful “server”.
I mean what the fuck!?
I’m not saying its a bad thing to help out your fellow human beings when they need a hand and many people “bless” others with gifts offered out of the kindness of their hearts with no expectation of repayment. And certainly there are people who have a calling to serve others such as our military, police, firemen, clergy, nurses, doctors, etc. There are a lot of people who have the calling to serve others in some respect.
Its the screwed up manner in which our Platinum calls people “servers” and that they have a calling to “serve”, “bless”, or “help” others as part of a bullshit Amway mantra that pisses me off.
And the fact that an ambot shows up at my blog and leaves a brainwashed comment about how he is in Amway to “serve” others tells me this same bullshit is still being taught years after we dropped out of the Amway cult.
It was just part of the bullshit that would spew out of the Platinum’s mouth about how IBO’s were on earth to “help” others or “bless” others or “serve” others. I guess its to pump them up and think they’re actually undertaking some noble task by using those words to justify their existence in Amway and holding on to an elusive dream even while they’re losing money. Helping humanity. Yeah right. Helping them to the poor house and divorce courts is more like it!
The usual way Ambot got to “serve” his Platinum was buying him coffee whenever they met at the coffee shop and bringing it to him. Probably with a little bow and a little prayer and here you go exalted leader who I worship more than anything else in my life. What about all those “sharp Amway businessmen” in the coffee shop wearing their business suits and clutching their cell phones and none of them offered to buy the sack of shit Platinum a coffee. None of those Amway assholes were servers? Or were their wallets empty? Yup. A pack of broke Amway losers taking up space in a coffee shop not buying anything.
When the fucking Platinum hollers out “Can someone buy me a sandwich” and Ambot is the only one to jump that’s what makes him such a good “server”. The only reason he was a better “server” than the rest of the “sharp businessmen” in attendance was because he had the funds to cover a coffee and sandwich.
Ambot continued to serve, help, or bless the Platinum whenever it was commanded of him. Coffee, sandwiches, errands, car rides, help around the house. He was right front and center so he wouldn’t lose his very important status as “the blessed server”.
The only person the sack of shit Platinum wants his Amway downline to serve is himself. Help him get rich that is by buying more products and tools and any errands he needs done so he doesn’t have to get his lazy ass going for the menial tasks he thinks are beneath his dignity as an Amway cult leader.
Greedy son of a bitch. This is one creepy Scamway bastard. But can you blame him? A prerequisite of being a successful Amway IBO is to be driven by greed. IBO’s with a conscience will never become part of the elite less than a tiny fraction of 1% who make money in Amway.
And that is why Ambot could never become successful at Amway no matter how good a “server” he is. He can’t in good conscience rip off other people and make their lives miserable.
Anna Banana is a server too. This blog serves to help other women know they’re not alone. There are other women out there who are married to Ambots who have survived the Amway hell storm. This blog serves to tell how IBOs are treated by their upline and that our experience is not unique. There are stories like mine all over the Internet about upline abuse and brainwashing. And while serving these unhappy women married to ambots we’ve noticed a shift. Men are finding us with stories about how their wife is the ambot. I still think that’s a temporary thing. Amway’s male chauvinist pig club will never let a woman scramble too far up the pyramid.
Ha! That sack of shit Platinum never expected me to be a “server”. Never saw it coming did you you fucking pompous sack of shit Amway asshole!
So one more time I send out a big old FUCK YOU to our Platinum and all the fucking assholes in our Amway upline for what you did to our lives!
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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They say those cause because they are in denial that they are not earning any profit.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - denial about earning money in Amway is huge with Ambots. But how long can they deny going into debt to make their upline's dreams come true.
DeleteCults are the places where you are expected to "serve." In a business, however, you are expected to make a profit.
ReplyDeleteIn Amway, if you make any money at all it is by ripping off your down-line for fees, functions, tools, and a cut of their PV. That's it. Nothing else. So your real job in Amway is recruitment of new IBOs, endlessly and forever.
If Amway would ADMIT this, I'd have a bit of respect for the company. At least they would be honest and straightforward about how their money is made.
But like many pie-in-sky, buzz-brained Americans, they can't do that. Simple honesty goes against their basic fuzzy, feelgood, optimistic view of life. So they have to cover up the truth about Amway with bullshit about "serving" and "helping others" and "saving the world." Or they spout some mindless twaddle about how MLMs are "the wave of the future."
It's a sickening kind of hypocrisy, but very typical of Americans.
Anonymous that's a good summarization of cults versus business. Too bad Ambots are too brainwashed to understand it. But as you also pointed out that's part of Amway's great plan.
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