Today’s post compiles a list of things that Amway Ambots can not afford. Well they might be able to afford it if they weren’t so all consumed possessed to throw all their money away to the Great Amway God.
1.
Savings. This could be savings for whatever. A 6 month emergency
fund, saving for a new car, saving for a down payment on a house, a rainy day
fund, the holy shit the hot water tank blew. Whatever savings. Its unlikely
that an Amway ambot will have any. If they had savings before joining up that
is gone as counselled by the assholes in their Amway upline. Use that money and
invest in “your business”. Stockpile every overpriced shitty Amway product in
the catalogue and store it in your garage. Never know when you might need
10,000 boxes of shitty laundry soap.
2.
Vacations. Money for a vacation could come out of the above savings
account. Doesn’t really matter, according to a fucked up Amway cult leader that
vacation money must be invested in the Amway tool scam. And don’t even dare
trying to go on vacation without asking permission from the assholes in your
Amway upline. And guess what the answer will be? NO!!!!! How the fuck can
you think of going on vacation when there are dozens of Amway meetings planned
in the next 2 weeks. Not to mention the vacation money would be better spent
(according to the upline Amway assholes) on overpriced shitty Amway products
and the Amway tool scam.
3.
Retirement account. This could be any type of savings retirement account.
Don’t suggest it to the assholes in your Amway upline who will bitch at you
that you don’t need a retirement account. Amway is your retirement account
solution (again according to fucked up Amway assholes). Bazillions of dollars
will be rolling in every month in residual income. LOL! If Amway is your idea
of being taken care of in your retirement - you’re fucked!!!!
4.
New Cars . Well new cars are tough for many people to own unless
they’ve saved up a long time or decide to go into debt and take out a car loan.
Maybe we should just call it a “new to this person car” and that means a used
car in good mechanical and exterior and interior condition. Cause even those
qualities are out of reach to Amway ambots. However there are some Amway ambots
who probably would take out the high loan to get a ride approved by the
assholes in their Amway upline. Ambots tend to drive around in shitmobile
clunkers that are always breaking down. The $300 special spotted in Craigslist.
And even that was a tough decision. Buy the wheels or spend it on Amway
products and earn $10 commission for the month.
5.
Paying off Debt. Not gonna happen as long as you’re in Amway and keep
running up the debt buying overpriced shitty Amway products and investing in
the Amway tool scam.
6.
Medical coverage. An Amway ambot has to pick between paying for monthly
medical coverage or buying shitty overpriced Amway products and investing in
the tool scam and if they’re dumb fucks (YES!) and counsel with the assholes in
their Amway upline, guess the medical goes down the toilet. Who needs medical
coverage (according to the Amway cult leaders) when just by being in the Amway
cult that means you’re an expert on everything and are now a qualified Doctor
Quack and that means you know Amway products cure everything. Snake oil!
7.
Dental. For the same reasons as above!
8.
Charitable
donations. Many people donate part of
their income to their church or to a charity. Amway ambots don’t have any
leftover income to do this. They have to tithe the Great Amway God with all
their money and even that’s not good enough. They have to go into debt to tithe
the Great Amway God. The rest of the world tends not to go into debt when they
tithe.
9.
Investments – stock market, mutual funds, real estate, what have you.
Same reason as above. No leftover money after tithing the Great Amway God.
10. Children – for much
the same reasons as above. Plus you have to get “permission” from the assholes
in your Amway upline to have a baby. They’ll be outraged knowing that any extra
money will have to go to the kid instead of the Great Amway God.
11. Education. For those
at an age who are interested in further schooling you’ll only get insulted by
the Amway cult leaders. Why go to UCLA when you can go to Amway University?
Only takes 2 months to become an expert in everything for a lot less money and
become a card carrying know it all Amway asshole. You’ll totally get insulted
for wanting to go to school instead of using those school funds and investing
it in your Amway “business”.
It's quite true. Amway will bleed you dry if you let them.
ReplyDeleteIt's not just that they are greedy and want you to spend your money in an up-line direction. Sure, they are anxious to get as much of your cash as they can.
But the DEEPER and STRONGER motivation behind Amway's insistence that you spend every free cent on them is a desire for power and control over you, and a dread that you just might have something of your own that they can't touch.
How DARE you own stocks and bonds?!? We don't, so why should you?
How DARE you own a nice new car?!? We don't, so why should you?
How DARE you have an IRA or a 401K plan?!? We don't, so why should you?
How DARE you have a non-mortgaged house?!? We don't, so why should you?
I could go on and on, but the point is made. Amway freaks are driven not just by greed, but by all-consuming envy of people who are more affluent or less financially strapped than they are. They really HATE it if you have something that they don't have.
They cover up this envy by saying "You haven't EARNED the right to own that yet!"
Anonymous - those are good points. Sign up to Amway the Cult of Greed and have nothing. Except the title of broke Amway loser.
DeleteUplines are like monkeys, they will pull any IBO's who tries to reach diamond level.
ReplyDeleteMonkeys? You're too kind. The Amway upline are baboons who'll push off those climbing the pyramid. They don't want to share the banana pie.
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