Thursday, November 10, 2016

Amway Ambot Gets Fired?

One day a McDonald’s employee is serving a customer and the snotty snobby arrogant customer says “Wouldn’t you like to be your own boss and run your own business? How would you like to be a millionaire working part time 10 to 15 hours a week and in 2 to 5 years you can retire and sit back and do nothing for the rest of your life while bazillions of dollars in residual income roll in from Amway every month.”

So he signs up to Scamway. Dumb ass makes more in one hour working at McDonad’s than he does in commissioned sales at Amway in a whole month. And to boot he’s too much of a dumb shit to figure out that he’s spending hundreds of dollars in Amway shit every month just to make about $10 in commission. SCAM!!!!

The new Ambot goes to Amway meetings where the cult leader teaches the followers to hate their job. J.O.B. is a 4 letter word says those dumb ass Amway fuckers who can’t count. That’s why they can’t figure out they’re not making any money at their Amway “business”. If you can’t count as high as 3 you don’t have a hope in hell of being a financial guru. The Amway cult leader teaches the new Ambot they’re better than the rest of their co-workers because they’re a “business owner”. And most importantly the Amway cult leader teaches the Ambot to hate their boss. Because their boss at work controls their lives and tells them what to do.

What!? Look in the mirror you fucking asshole. Your boss at work doesn’t control your life as much as the Amway cult leader does.

So the Ambot goes back to work at McDonald’s with the usual snotty snobby Amway attitude. He sneers at his co-workers because they aren’t big shot hot shit business owners like he is. Instead of flipping Big Macs he’s on his cell phone dealing with non-stop phone calls and texts from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline who demand immediate obedience. And whatever’s on the grill is burning charcoal because snotty snobby Amway asshole has decided its beneath him as a “business owner” to get his job done and not leave the burgers to burn.

It doesn’t take long before all the other Mickey D staffers are complaining to the boss about the Ambot’s shitty attitude at work so the boss calls the Ambot in and says “when I hired you you were an asshole but ever since you signed up to Amway you’ve become an even bigger fucking asshole. You’re fired.”

Want to see what happens when the Ambot gets fired? Watch this video.

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