You know what its like when you go to an Amway meeting and the cult leader spouting off the bullshit that night usually admonishes the ambots to “never say negative”. That’s the standard response whenever an ambot questions upline (HOLY FUCK! NEVER QUESTION UPLINE!!!!!) or mentions that an Amway product doesn’t taste good or asks about why they aren’t making the promised wages. Whatever. Amway ambots are so fucking schizo about never say negative but they’re not too fucking good about taking their own advice.
This blog is the opposite. Here we say negative as much as we want about the fucking assholes in our Amway upline, the dumb ass Amway meetings, the shitty overpriced products. This is to place to be to curse out everything Amway!
Amway ambots love to show up here and say negative all the time. That’s their way of telling their Amway cult leaders to fuck off and they don’t listen too fucking good when the Amway upline screeches at them to NEVER say negative.
So here’s some of the negative shit that Amway ambots stop by here to share. Spelling errors belong to the ambots and some of them are just like what the fuck does that supposed to mean. Typos can fuck you up even more than the assholes in your Amway upline! LOL!!!!
Here are some shining examples of the high quality Amway strives for when signing up commissioned salespeople. These are exactly the things that are heard at Amway meetings and repeated here because ambots duplicate everything their Amway cult leaders say. I copied and pasted so you also can see when you’re in Amway spelling doesn’t count!
Amway should be very proud of this top selection of fine outstanding commissioned salespeople they hold to their company’s high standards of never say negative!
So now a few kind words from the best of the best of Amway’s top employees:
Remember in Amway cult meetings and the cult leaders would jabber on about the type of people you associate with? Who wants to associate with Amway assholes who go around saying negative like the above? Answer: other fucking negative Amway assholes.
People in the Amway cult are the ugliest, nastiest meanest most vicious motherfuckers out there as the comments they leave on blogs like this prove. That’s why this blog exists – to curse out those fucking Amway assholes and give them a taste of their own medicine which really outrages those vile bastards, like how dare we curse out Amway assholes and the Great Amway God when they should be worshipped. Nows another time to send out a big old FUCK YOU to every Amway asshole out there.